Should a women-only hour at the gym be the standard policy?

[Dalvius]

Oh, the best.

I just bought my second private jet, the old one got a scratch on it and I just couldn't be seen flying in a scratched private jet.

If you were seen in a scratched private jet, they might mistake you for (gasp) a woman!

Worse yet, they'd treat you like you have THOSE GROSS COOTIES

[United States of Conner]

If you were seen in a scratched private jet, they might mistake you for (gasp) a woman!

And we know how embarrassing that would be. Remember when Brian thought it would be acceptable to drive a slightly dented Ferrari? I don't think he's ever going to live down that shame.

I mean, the dent was a whole inch wide! What did he think was going to happen? I don't know if he'll ever come out of his luxury condo ever again.

[Camaalbakrius]

You know what? Why don't we just BAN gyms altogether? GYMS, thinking that people actually need exercise! How DARE they! You don't need FITNESS to be healthy! It's all just PATRIARCHY telling you that people need exercise to live! What will the patriarchy say next? That we need OXYGEN to live? HAH!

[Mergloria]

If you were seen in a scratched private jet, they might mistake you for (gasp) a woman!

Dormamu, I've come to bargain
(Loved that movie XD)

You like DS? Oh my Talos! Can we be bros?

[Greater Soviet Ukraine]

Jesus Christ, I don't know what's worse in this thread... the feeble attempts at sarcasm, OP literally being a cardboard cutout for the alt-right's image of a rabid feminist, or the actual misogynists who think they are in good company.

[United States of Conner]

If you were seen in a scratched private jet, they might mistake you for (gasp) a woman!

Dormamu, I've come to bargain
(Loved that movie XD)

Patriarchy, I've come to bargain.

[Federation of Timelords]

I know, I couldn't bare to ride in a scratched jet. I'd might as well riding in the back of a garbage truck.

That's too kind an analogy.

You're right. At the very least, I could find some caviar to dine on in the garbage truck.

[Camaalbakrius]

Dormamu, I've come to bargain
(Loved that movie XD)

You like DS? Oh my Talos! Can we be bros?

YES. Who knew a stupid idea could bring two people together in friendship?

[Farnhamia]

No, because only women can be victims for some reason. It's not like men ever go through hard times, except for all the times throughout history that men have gone through hard times.

You're also amazing.

Damn. So many laughs from this thread. Thank you all. Except for that "Chess" person.

What a C.U.N.T.

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[New haven america]

And we know how embarrassing that would be. Remember when Brian thought it would be acceptable to drive a slightly dented Ferrari? I don't think he's ever going to live down that shame.

I mean, the dent was a whole inch wide! What did he think was going to happen? I don't know if he'll ever come out of his luxury condo ever again.

I hear he got a holodeck installed at his place.

I think it's official, he's never leaving that place.

[Dalvius]

You know what? Why don't we just BAN gyms altogether? GYMS, thinking that people actually need exercise! How DARE they! You don't need FITNESS to be healthy! It's all just PATRIARCHY telling you that people need exercise to live! What will the patriarchy say next? That we need OXYGEN to live? HAH!

You have it all wrong.

Gyms only exist to give women a false view of what their bodies should look like, and men need to be happy with the fact that there are non-thin women around. Therefore, we DO need to ban gyms.

[Farnhamia]

I blame premature dementia for this idea even coming to fruition.

First of all, be careful. Just my advice.

Second of all, yes.

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[Camaalbakrius]

You know what? Why don't we just BAN gyms altogether? GYMS, thinking that people actually need exercise! How DARE they! You don't need FITNESS to be healthy! It's all just PATRIARCHY telling you that people need exercise to live! What will the patriarchy say next? That we need OXYGEN to live? HAH!

You have it all wrong.

Gyms only exist to give women a false view of what their bodies should look like, and men need to be happy with the fact that there are non-thin women around. Therefore, we DO need to ban gyms.

i'm sorry, when I write what I say, I try to make it very obvious when I'm being sarcastic, but I can't tell if you are being sarcastic, so I feel inclined to ask so I can react appropriately.

[The Two Jerseys]

I'm waving to you and Steve from my penthouse suite, can you guys see me?

Of course, I had my slave wave to you though, because I was tired from all the polo we'd been playing.

I'll have my busty secretary get in touch with your slave to make arrangements for you guys to come over for dinner, I can't do it myself because I'm too busy being a captain of industry. *grabs golf clubs*

[New haven america]

That's too kind an analogy.

You're right. At the very least, I could find some caviar to dine on in the garbage truck.

Exactly.

I would've gone with a sewage truck in that analogy.

[Camaalbakrius]

First of all, be careful. Just my advice.

Second of all, yes.

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Alright, but just know I'm not the one who said it. I'll watch out. It was my bad.

[Federation of Timelords]

Of course, I had my slave wave to you though, because I was tired from all the polo we'd been playing.

I'll have my busty secretary get in touch with your slave to make arrangements for you guys to come over for dinner, I can't do it myself because I'm too busy being a captain of industry. *grabs golf clubs*

Sure, could you also make arrangements for your secretary come to my room after dinner?

[Greater Soviet Ukraine]

When the mods are handing out warnings left and right and you guys are still posting...

[Farnhamia]

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Alright, but just know I'm not the one who said it. I'll watch out. It was my bad.

I know quite well who said what. You agreed with him.

[Camaalbakrius]

Alright, but just know I'm not the one who said it. I'll watch out. It was my bad.

I know quite well who said what. You agreed with him.

And I apologize for it. I'm sorry. I won't do it again.

[Federation of Timelords]

You're right. At the very least, I could find some caviar to dine on in the garbage truck.

Exactly.

I would've gone with a sewage truck in that analogy.

True, there's more respect in it than driving a slightly dented Ferrari.

[Dalvius]

You have it all wrong.

Gyms only exist to give women a false view of what their bodies should look like, and men need to be happy with the fact that there are non-thin women around. Therefore, we DO need to ban gyms.

i'm sorry, when I write what I say, I try to make it very obvious when I'm being sarcastic, but I can't tell if you are being sarcastic, so I feel inclined to ask so I can react appropriately.

I'll put a /sarcasm on my post next time, people tend to get confused at my brand of sarcasm as well.

[Farnhamia]

I actually don't accept women-only hours at a pool.

So I guess I must be a patriarchal asshole over here.

So I am sorry I haven't been listening to you properly, I just couldn't hear you over the sound of my patriarchy.

Don't you feel ashamed, at least a little, while admitting of being a patriarchal asshole?

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[Camaalbakrius]

i'm sorry, when I write what I say, I try to make it very obvious when I'm being sarcastic, but I can't tell if you are being sarcastic, so I feel inclined to ask so I can react appropriately.

I'll put a /sarcasm on my post next time, people tend to get confused at my brand of sarcasm as well.

Ok, thank you.

[Kaidou]

I want a "lean people only" hour too.

So people like me who go to the gym just for a bit more muscular definition don't have to put up with the gigantic bodybuilders' staring when we lift just 20kg on the bench press.