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Kubra wrote: like of the disparate ideologies of the anglophonic internet world dislike of erdogan is pretty much universal

He appears to be quite popular among certain Arabs and quite a lot of Somalis.
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Kravanica wrote:As a Zionist I can quite confidently say they don't.

You would say that wouldn't you?

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Postby Kravanica » Sat Dec 03, 2016 3:06 pm

Genivaria wrote:Erdogan now railing against Israel.
http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2016/11/e ... 54348.html

I say all Greeks unite to protect take back Constantinople as a common cause.
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Postby Uxupox » Sat Dec 03, 2016 3:58 pm

Kravanica wrote:
Genivaria wrote:Erdogan now railing against Israel.
http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2016/11/e ... 54348.html

I say all Greeks unite to protect take back Constantinople as a common cause.


Wouldn't go wrong nope.
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Postby Rio Cana » Sat Dec 03, 2016 4:24 pm

Uxupox wrote:
Kravanica wrote:I say all Greeks unite to protect take back Constantinople as a common cause.


Wouldn't go wrong nope.


The Greeks should have just concentrated there forces on Eastern Thrace and if possible taken control of the South shore of the sea of Marmara. The straits and the city of Istanbul were among the most strategic things in that part of the world.
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Uxupox wrote:
Kravanica wrote:I say all Greeks unite to protect take back Constantinople as a common cause.


Wouldn't go wrong nope.


Well they could have won had they just defended their new territory instead of charging off towards Ankara with no logistics and support. I mean the Greeks were just Napoleon in Russia level stupid there.
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Anyone want to chip in for the gift basket I'm sending to Erdogan?

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The Two Jerseys wrote:Anyone want to chip in for the gift basket I'm sending to Erdogan?

It's going to include:
  • A jar of Kalamata olives
  • A bottle of ouzo
  • A book of Lord Byron's poetry
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All to be delivered in a wooden horse.


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Postby Vijulia » Sat Dec 03, 2016 10:32 pm

The Two Jerseys wrote:Anyone want to chip in for the gift basket I'm sending to Erdogan?

It's going to include:
  • A jar of Kalamata olives
  • A bottle of ouzo
  • A book of Lord Byron's poetry
  • Never on Sunday
    My Big Fat Greek Wedding
    The Guns of Navarone
    Zorba the Greek
    The 300 Spartans
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    Alexander the Great
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All to be delivered in a wooden horse.


I think some gyros too would be nice. Love that tzatziki sauce...
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Postby Jochizyd Republic » Sat Dec 03, 2016 11:46 pm

Genivaria wrote:Erdogan now railing against Israel.
http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2016/11/e ... 54348.html

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Postby Baltenstein » Sun Dec 04, 2016 2:10 am

The Two Jerseys wrote:Anyone want to chip in for the gift basket I'm sending to Erdogan?

It's going to include:
  • A jar of Kalamata olives
  • A bottle of ouzo
  • A book of Lord Byron's poetry
  • Never on Sunday
    My Big Fat Greek Wedding
    The Guns of Navarone
    Zorba the Greek
    The 300 Spartans
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    Alexander the Great
    Alexander
    Lawrence of Arabia
    40,000 Horsemen
    The Lighthorsemen

All to be delivered in a wooden horse.


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Postby Risottia » Sun Dec 04, 2016 10:52 am

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Risottia wrote:The Treaty doesn't make a special rule about the aggressor being a NATO member. Every other NATO member would be called to help Greece in the way it sees fit.

Considering how Erdogan is cozying up to Putin, I'd take for granted that at the very least the Baltics, and Poland would be more than willing to kick some Turkish arse.
Not to mention that Italy, France, and Germany would be happy if there wasn't no Erdogan threatening them with his control over the immigration floodgates.


Highly unlikely that there is going to be a war between them anyway. These disputes have been going on for decades now.

I know, right? But allow me to hope that Erdogan is so stupid to get himself bombed out of his palace.
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Postby Risottia » Sun Dec 04, 2016 10:56 am

Baltenstein wrote:
The Two Jerseys wrote:Anyone want to chip in for the gift basket I'm sending to Erdogan?

It's going to include:
  • A jar of Kalamata olives
  • A bottle of ouzo
  • A book of Lord Byron's poetry
  • Never on Sunday
    My Big Fat Greek Wedding
    The Guns of Navarone
    Zorba the Greek
    The 300 Spartans
    300
    Alexander the Great
    Alexander
    Lawrence of Arabia
    40,000 Horsemen
    The Lighthorsemen

All to be delivered in a wooden horse.


- The complete Jan Böhmermann Show DVD collection
- A book on Armenian history in the 20th century
- A portrait of Öcalan

- A replica of an Etrich Taube in Royal Italian Army markings.
- A replica of a XVI century Venetian galeazza.
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Postby The Canadian North-West » Sun Dec 04, 2016 5:58 pm

The Two Jerseys wrote:Anyone want to chip in for the gift basket I'm sending to Erdogan?

It's going to include:
  • A jar of Kalamata olives
  • A bottle of ouzo
  • A book of Lord Byron's poetry
  • Never on Sunday
    My Big Fat Greek Wedding
    The Guns of Navarone
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An MP3 download of Istanbul (Not Constantinople)
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Postby The Two Jerseys » Sun Dec 04, 2016 6:00 pm

The Canadian North-West wrote:
The Two Jerseys wrote:Anyone want to chip in for the gift basket I'm sending to Erdogan?

It's going to include:
  • A jar of Kalamata olives
  • A bottle of ouzo
  • A book of Lord Byron's poetry
  • Never on Sunday
    My Big Fat Greek Wedding
    The Guns of Navarone
    Zorba the Greek
    The 300 Spartans
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    Alexander the Great
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All to be delivered in a wooden horse.

An MP3 download of Istanbul (Not Constantinople)

How the hell did I forget that?

I must be getting old...
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Postby Farnhamia » Sun Dec 04, 2016 6:03 pm

The Two Jerseys wrote:
The Canadian North-West wrote:An MP3 download of Istanbul (Not Constantinople)

How the hell did I forget that?

I must be getting old...

But ... wouldn't he just say, "Yeah, that's right, not Constantinople"?
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Postby Geilinor » Sun Dec 04, 2016 6:04 pm

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Genivaria wrote:Erdogan now railing against Israel.
http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2016/11/e ... 54348.html

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Postby Shofercia » Sun Dec 04, 2016 7:18 pm

Baltenstein wrote:Unfortunately, the never-ending stream of worrying news from Turkey continues. Stepping in line with president Erdogan's latest remarks that the Lausanne treaty consisted of "unfair conditions that were imposed upon Turkey" that "are not going to last forever" (Seen here), Turkish foreign minister Cavusoglu has decided to up the ante and make territorial demands on the Greek Islands of Imia:

Turkey’s Foreign Minister Mevlut Cavusoglu on Wednesday referred to the eastern Aegean Imia islets as “Turkish soil.”

Cavusoglu was responding in writing to a question tabled by a Turkish MP regarding the status of islands and islets in the Aegean.

“As long as the AKP is in power there will be no change in the legal and de facto status of islands in the Aegean,” noted Cavusoglu in his statement.

Cavusoglu’s comments followed comments made by the leader of the Turkish Republican People's Party (CHP) Kemal Kilicdaroglu in which he accused Greece of occupying 18 islands in the Aegean.

Reacting to Cavusoglu's statement, the Greek foreign ministry issued its own statement on Thursday.

"Greece’s sovereignty over its islands in the Aegean, including Imia, is undisputable and established by international law,” the ministry said, adding that "Irresponsible references to the contrary are provocative," given that the legal status of Aegean islands and islets was determined by a series of international agreements signed last century.

In 1996, Greece and Turkey came close to war over the uninhabited outcrop.


http://www.ekathimerini.com/214212/arti ... k-reaction

State of Emergency, constant sabre-rattling against the West, increasing repression of all internal opposition, establishment of a strong-man cult of personality, glorification of the imperial past, now open territorial demands against smaller neighbor countries: the Erdogan government has started to mimic the antiques of Nazi Germany so closely that I'm really starting to wonder if Erdogan has a copy of "Mein Kampf" somewhere on his bedside table.

Greek PM Alexis Tsipras meanwhile has more important things to do, like worshipping Fidel Castro's corpse in Havana and holding great speeches about the evils of Capitalism or whatever.

It is my personal opinion that - against an increasingly hostile and revanchist Turkey - the EU must cooperate more closely on matters of border security and immigration management and look for ways that reduce the dependency on Erdogan's Turkey on that particular matter in any way possible. The integrity of EU memberstates borders must be guaranteed in the Aegean as much as in the Baltics/Eastern Europe or elsewhere, especially with the possible prospect that a Trump presidency will considerably reduce American hard power presence in Europe.


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Postby Uxupox » Sun Dec 04, 2016 7:30 pm

Shofercia wrote:
Baltenstein wrote:Unfortunately, the never-ending stream of worrying news from Turkey continues. Stepping in line with president Erdogan's latest remarks that the Lausanne treaty consisted of "unfair conditions that were imposed upon Turkey" that "are not going to last forever" (Seen here), Turkish foreign minister Cavusoglu has decided to up the ante and make territorial demands on the Greek Islands of Imia:

http://www.ekathimerini.com/214212/article/ekathimerini/news/imia-are-turkish-soil-says-turkish-fm-prompting-greek-reaction

State of Emergency, constant sabre-rattling against the West, increasing repression of all internal opposition, establishment of a strong-man cult of personality, glorification of the imperial past, now open territorial demands against smaller neighbor countries: the Erdogan government has started to mimic the antiques of Nazi Germany so closely that I'm really starting to wonder if Erdogan has a copy of "Mein Kampf" somewhere on his bedside table.

Greek PM Alexis Tsipras meanwhile has more important things to do, like worshipping Fidel Castro's corpse in Havana and holding great speeches about the evils of Capitalism or whatever.

It is my personal opinion that - against an increasingly hostile and revanchist Turkey - the EU must cooperate more closely on matters of border security and immigration management and look for ways that reduce the dependency on Erdogan's Turkey on that particular matter in any way possible. The integrity of EU memberstates borders must be guaranteed in the Aegean as much as in the Baltics/Eastern Europe or elsewhere, especially with the possible prospect that a Trump presidency will considerably reduce American hard power presence in Europe.


What say ye NSG?


Is there a country, one of decent size and located in Europe, that Erdogan hasn't pissed off yet?


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Postby The Portland Territory » Mon Dec 05, 2016 8:23 am

What's funny is that I'm pretty sure nearly half of Turkey's land, they own illegally. They broke the Treaty of Sevres. Took Armenian, Greek, Kurdish, British, French, and even Georgian lands.
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Kubra wrote: like of the disparate ideologies of the anglophonic internet world dislike of erdogan is pretty much universal

He appears to be quite popular among certain Arabs and quite a lot of Somalis.


The Syrian government does not like him at all. Iran, also Iran. Armenia. The Republic of Nagorno Karabakh. Kurds. Greece. Not sure about Bulgaria. However, Azerbaijan loves them. Turkey is not Shia but Azerbaijan is Shia but since they are also Turkic culture they love Turkey.
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Postby Genivaria » Mon Dec 05, 2016 12:35 pm

The Portland Territory wrote:What's funny is that I'm pretty sure nearly half of Turkey's land, they own illegally. They broke the Treaty of Sevres. Took Armenian, Greek, Kurdish, British, French, and even Georgian lands.

Technically that was a treaty made with the Ottoman's and you know how easy it is for one government to disavow previous governments as illegitimate.
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Postby The Empire of Pretantia » Mon Dec 05, 2016 2:56 pm

The Two Jerseys wrote:Anyone want to chip in for the gift basket I'm sending to Erdogan?

It's going to include:
  • A jar of Kalamata olives
  • A bottle of ouzo
  • A book of Lord Byron's poetry
  • Never on Sunday
    My Big Fat Greek Wedding
    The Guns of Navarone
    Zorba the Greek
    The 300 Spartans
    300
    Alexander the Great
    Alexander
    Lawrence of Arabia
    40,000 Horsemen
    The Lighthorsemen

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