Stupid Crap Teachers Told You

[Tiesa]

Well... it was more than 20 years ago. Besides I got the last laugh when I got A's in his class. I did well in his class and in '91 the RSFSR collapsed, i'm sure he was laughing that day.

Grats on getting all A's

Thanks, I now have a job that pays more than he could ever dream of making.

[Rhodmhire]

Well... it was more than 20 years ago. Besides I got the last laugh when I got A's in his class. I did well in his class and in '91 the RSFSR collapsed, i'm sure he was laughing that day.

Grats on getting all A's

"An A is just V's Peter with an arrow through his heart."
-Probably Some Poet I'm Plagiarising

[Natapoc]

Well... it was more than 20 years ago. Besides I got the last laugh when I got A's in his class. I did well in his class and in '91 the RSFSR collapsed, i'm sure he was laughing that day.

Grats on getting all A's

Thanks, I now have a job that pays more than he could ever dream of making.

Nice what field?

[Neo Art]

Excuse me, sir/mam, but relax a little. He/she was just joking around and I always have a little fun messing with teachers. You don't need to be a zombie to be smart or mature.

Maturity is, by definition, understanding the proper time and place.

[Tiesa]

Well... it was more than 20 years ago. Besides I got the last laugh when I got A's in his class. I did well in his class and in '91 the RSFSR collapsed, i'm sure he was laughing that day.

Grats on getting all A's

Thanks, I now have a job that pays more than he could ever dream of making.

Nice what field?

Mechanical Engineering

[Natapoc]

Excuse me, sir/mam, but relax a little. He/she was just joking around and I always have a little fun messing with teachers. You don't need to be a zombie to be smart or mature.

Maturity is, by definition, understanding the proper time and place.

What dictionary are you reading?

Maturity:

# adulthood: the period of time in your life after your physical growth has stopped and you are fully developed
# state of being mature; full development
# the date on which an obligation must be repaid
wordnetweb.princeton.edu/perl/webwn

Nothing about understanding in there.

[Meldaria]

When I get too much homework, I post "This injustice must not go unpunished! These instructors are acting as bourgeoisie, forcing us to attend their establishment against our will! And we, we are forced to work, and are overworked, completing a number of assignments that consumes our entire lives! We must not allow them to do this to us any longer! Workers of the world, UNITE!" on my school's website. That's more like Annoying Student story... lol. Needless to say I was banned from my school's website, and students did not realize what I was saying was an avocation of implementation of a communist system within the education system and the country as well, until one of the less retarded students saw the hammer and sickle I posted, and decided to make the comment, "The hammer and sickle represents communist progression in Russia. Are you communist Michael?" Lol, am I communist? That wasn't the funniest part. This student honestly thinks the Hammer and Sickle represents communist progression exclusively to Russia. The symbol represents the proletariat, the people. Workers use hammers and sickles. It is a Universal symbol for communism and has been used in China, and by the Communist Workers' Party in the U.S.

[Chetssaland]

Excuse me, sir/mam, but relax a little. He/she was just joking around and I always have a little fun messing with teachers. You don't need to be a zombie to be smart or mature.

Maturity is, by definition, understanding the proper time and place.

Alright. I haven't once been to the principal's office, but I still do enough messing with teachers to have a little fun. Many of my friends on the other hand have been written up for doing things that I would've gotten away with because I would have done it at a different setting. That, and the mutual respect my teachers and I share. Or at least they respect me ...

[Natapoc]

Excuse me, sir/mam, but relax a little. He/she was just joking around and I always have a little fun messing with teachers. You don't need to be a zombie to be smart or mature.

Maturity is, by definition, understanding the proper time and place.

Alright. I haven't once been to the principal's office, but I still do enough messing with teachers to have a little fun. Many of my friends on the other hand have been written up for doing things that I would've gotten away with because I would have done it at a different setting. That, and the mutual respect my teachers and I share. Or at least they respect me ...

That is the key right there: Mutual respect. It is the most important thing when dealing with other people. If the teacher gives no respect he or she will get no respect in return.

[Natapoc]

When I get too much homework, I post "This injustice must not go unpunished!

These instructors are acting as bourgeoisie, forcing us to attend their establishment against our will! And we, we are forced to work, and are overworked, completing a number of assignments that consumes our entire lives! We must not allow them to do this to us any longer! Workers of the world, UNITE!" on my school's website. That's more like Annoying Student story... lol. Needless to say I was banned from my school's website, and students did not realize what I was saying was an avocation of implementation of a communist system within the education system and the country as well, until one of the less retarded students saw the hammer and sickle I posted, and decided to make the comment, "The hammer and sickle represents communist progression in Russia. Are you communist Michael?" Lol, am I communist? That wasn't the funniest part. This student honestly thinks the Hammer and Sickle represents communist progression exclusively to Russia. The symbol represents the proletariat, the people. Workers use hammers and sickles. It is a Universal symbol for communism and has been used in China, and by the Communist Workers' Party in the U.S.

That is really funny. Perhaps you could volunteer to teach a political science course or a history course for the teachers and the students... sounds like they need it.

[Meldaria]

When I get too much homework, I post "This injustice must not go unpunished!

These instructors are acting as bourgeoisie, forcing us to attend their establishment against our will! And we, we are forced to work, and are overworked, completing a number of assignments that consumes our entire lives! We must not allow them to do this to us any longer! Workers of the world, UNITE!" on my school's website. That's more like Annoying Student story... lol. Needless to say I was banned from my school's website, and students did not realize what I was saying was an avocation of implementation of a communist system within the education system and the country as well, until one of the less retarded students saw the hammer and sickle I posted, and decided to make the comment, "The hammer and sickle represents communist progression in Russia. Are you communist Michael?" Lol, am I communist? That wasn't the funniest part. This student honestly thinks the Hammer and Sickle represents communist progression exclusively to Russia. The symbol represents the proletariat, the people. Workers use hammers and sickles. It is a Universal symbol for communism and has been used in China, and by the Communist Workers' Party in the U.S.

That is really funny. Perhaps you could volunteer to teach a political science course or a history course for the teachers and the students... sounds like they need it.

That might work if I was in high school, but sadly I'm in the 8th grade.

[Chetssaland]

Excuse me, sir/mam, but relax a little. He/she was just joking around and I always have a little fun messing with teachers. You don't need to be a zombie to be smart or mature.

Maturity is, by definition, understanding the proper time and place.

Alright. I haven't once been to the principal's office, but I still do enough messing with teachers to have a little fun. Many of my friends on the other hand have been written up for doing things that I would've gotten away with because I would have done it at a different setting. That, and the mutual respect my teachers and I share. Or at least they respect me ...

That is the key right there: Mutual respect. It is the most important thing when dealing with other people. If the teacher gives no respect he or she will get no respect in return.

Yes, even with dealing with teachers I don't necessarily like I still make sure to treat them with respect.

[Neo Art]

That is the key right there: Mutual respect. It is the most important thing when dealing with other people. If the teacher gives no respect he or she will get no respect in return.

Yeah, go ahead and try that in the real world.

See how far it gets you.

[Wiztopia]

Oh, I got one that will piss all the women off.

This was a religious class that I had to take when I was in Community College, and this guy was a Non-Denominational Pastor. He actually said that God has a plan for everyone, and if your plan is to get preggers, then you're going to get preggers. Even if God has to get someone to rape you, you will get Preggers.

At that point, I just stopped listening to him.

That's the perfect example of somebody deserving to die. I would have talked about abortion just to piss him off.

[Chetssaland]

That is the key right there: Mutual respect. It is the most important thing when dealing with other people. If the teacher gives no respect he or she will get no respect in return.

Yeah, go ahead and try that in the real world.

See how far it gets you.

So... your saying you want me to make a fool of myself? Go out and push everyone aside knocking them to the floor? Yelling it people you don't agree 'cussing' away at them? Basically like you? I realize one can't go around being a push-over but still...

[Natapoc]

That is the key right there: Mutual respect. It is the most important thing when dealing with other people. If the teacher gives no respect he or she will get no respect in return.

Yeah, go ahead and try that in the real world.

See how far it gets you.

It works very well thank you. You sure seem upset about something. Do you dislike challenges to illegitimate authority structures? Are you bigoted against youth? What is wrong?

[Neo Art]

You sure seem upset about something.

You sure seem to be a very poor judge of character. Perhaps you should work better at your issues with projection.

Do you dislike challenges to illegitimate authority structures?

No. I dislike people who try to use terms like "illegitimate authority structures". Or, rather, I dislike people who tend to deem authority "illegitimate" because they happen to dislike said authority.

Although usually column A pretty well represents column B. Nobody else seems to carry such a large chip on their shoulder to try and work in phrases like "illegitimate authority structures".

Are you bigoted against youth?

Nope, just immaturity. I'd have no problems with children, if they weren't so fucking childish.

[Parthenon]

That is the key right there: Mutual respect. It is the most important thing when dealing with other people. If the teacher gives no respect he or she will get no respect in return.

Yeah, go ahead and try that in the real world.

See how far it gets you.

It works very well thank you. You sure seem upset about something. Do you dislike challenges to illegitimate authority structures? Are you bigoted against youth? What is wrong?

You know, myself and neo art don't get along very well, but he is absolutely right in this instance. You respect the position regardless of your feelings towards the person in it.

[Neo Art]

So... your saying you want me to make a fool of myself? Go out and push everyone aside knocking them to the floor? Yelling it people you don't agree 'cussing' away at them? Basically like you? I realize one can't go around being a push-over but still...

See, that's the problem right there. You think me being a bit dismissive is "knocking you to the floor"? You think a little bad language is "yelling" at you?

You think a little casual dismissal and disagreement is pushing you around?

Kid, I ain't nothing. I'm some jackass on an internet forum, the worst about which you could say is that I irritate easily and am a little lose with my language. If you think I'm particularly mean, you're in for a VERY rude awakening.

[Chetssaland]

I'd have no problems with children, if they weren't so fucking childish.

Of all I 've heard from my teachers and teachers in this thread, this is the dumbest. Do you tend to despise 4 year olds who watch Blue's Clues? Make them watch CSI or NCIS?

[Natapoc]

That is the key right there: Mutual respect. It is the most important thing when dealing with other people. If the teacher gives no respect he or she will get no respect in return.

Yeah, go ahead and try that in the real world.

See how far it gets you.

It works very well thank you. You sure seem upset about something. Do you dislike challenges to illegitimate authority structures? Are you bigoted against youth? What is wrong?

You know, myself and neo art don't get along very well, but he is absolutely right in this instance. You respect the position regardless of your feelings towards the person in it.

Feelings towards the person has nothing to do with mutual respect. One can dislike a person and still respect them.

[Chetssaland]

So... your saying you want me to make a fool of myself? Go out and push everyone aside knocking them to the floor? Yelling it people you don't agree 'cussing' away at them? Basically like you? I realize one can't go around being a push-over but still...

See, that's the problem right there. You think me being a bit dismissive is "knocking you to the floor"? You think a little bad language is "yelling" at you?

You think a little casual dismissal and disagreement is pushing you around?

Kid, I ain't nothing. I'm some jackass on an internet forum, the worst about which you could say is that I irritate easily and am a little lose with my language. If you think I'm particularly mean, you're in for a VERY rude awakening.

I'm not saying you were anything more than an internet jackass. I was basically comparing you to the real world jackass. I know your not doing those things, but you get the picture. I've a share of mean people before, and I wouldn't say any of them are on NS. I'm just having this conversation here and then I'll move on and never think of it again.

[Liuzzo]

one year my cat died. now this cat had been there my entire life. i go into school and the teachers are all notified. this is the day after and my english teacher gave out a test. one of those written essay ones on "My Favorite Pet."

Not catering solely to you is stupid? I'm sorry but I seemed to not have gotten the memo stating that the world revolved around you...

I'm trying to find a way to feel bad for this person in the manner they want me to. Nope, not happening.

[Liuzzo]

i never said she was to cater soley to me. of course she could have said i didnt have to be there when the test was to be taken.

Wait, you want to not have to take a test because your cat died? With all due respect toughen the hell up.

[Liuzzo]

I drop out high school because all my teachers were fucking commie

Expecially my english teacher used to give me low score because i said politically incorrect thing

She said the most stupid thing i have ever hear"Fanta was a Coca-cola production created to sell in nazi german" conspiracy theorism to much??

public school= brainwashing

Grammer fail......have fun working at the gas station Muhamed

Wow, so you spell grammar and Mohamed wrong just for starters. You then make an assumption that all gas station attendants are Muslim. You're doing well!