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Postby Ifreann » Fri Mar 05, 2010 3:08 pm

Temporal Affairs wrote:
Grave_n_idle wrote:
Temporal Affairs wrote:"Homosexuality is a disease."


Bullcrap, it's a choice.


When did you make your choice?


Everyday in the Football lockerroom I chose not to have sex with another male.

Which teacher told you that your sexual orientation is defined by who you have sex with? Because that was stupid crap too.
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Postby Temporal Affairs » Fri Mar 05, 2010 3:10 pm

Ifreann wrote:
Temporal Affairs wrote:
Grave_n_idle wrote:
Temporal Affairs wrote:"Homosexuality is a disease."


Bullcrap, it's a choice.


When did you make your choice?


Everyday in the Football lockerroom I chose not to have sex with another male.

Which teacher told you that your sexual orientation is defined by who you have sex with? Because that was stupid crap too.


Health teacher, he was a Basketball coach mainly. He probably had better things to do than teach the lesson. There weren't enough of the Gays to have a seperate class, so we just did the usual sex ed course though.

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Postby Martaz » Fri Mar 05, 2010 3:13 pm

Be a libertard or a leftard should be really a nightmare


they think that homosexual don't choice to be homosexual,rich don't choice to be rich,poor don't choice to be poor,criminal don't choice to be criminal etc etc

basically nobody don't choice to be nobody :p :) :rofl:
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Postby Ifreann » Fri Mar 05, 2010 3:20 pm

Martaz wrote:Be a libertard or a leftard should be really a nightmare


they think that homosexual don't choice to be homosexual,rich don't choice to be rich,poor don't choice to be poor,criminal don't choice to be criminal etc etc

basically nobody don't choice to be nobody :p :) :rofl:

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Postby UnhealthyTruthseeker » Fri Mar 05, 2010 3:25 pm

Temporal Affairs wrote:Everyday in the Football lockerroom I chose not to have sex with another male.


Another person that doesn't know the difference between sexuality and sexual practice. Hurray!
A little homework for you!

What part of L(f(t)) = Int(exp(-s*t)*f(t),t,0,inf) don't you understand?

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Postby Chazicaria » Fri Mar 05, 2010 3:28 pm

that i should care about the environment.

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Postby UnhealthyTruthseeker » Fri Mar 05, 2010 3:30 pm

Chazicaria wrote:that i should care about the environment.


You do realize that the environment includes the places you live, right? You also realize that, if the environment gets too bad, it will negatively impact humans, don't you?
A little homework for you!

What part of L(f(t)) = Int(exp(-s*t)*f(t),t,0,inf) don't you understand?

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Postby Astralsideria » Fri Mar 05, 2010 3:30 pm

Chazicaria wrote:that i should care about the environment.


Hear, hear!

Recycling is only good for jokes!

EDIT: And also for saving the animals who rely on everything being nice and tickety-boo.
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Postby Former Principalities » Fri Mar 05, 2010 3:31 pm

Cabra West wrote:One of our teachers told us that humans need meat for a balanced diet...


A wise statement indeed...

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Postby Natapoc » Fri Mar 05, 2010 3:33 pm

Former Principalities wrote:
Cabra West wrote:One of our teachers told us that humans need meat for a balanced diet...


A wise statement indeed...


A statement that all major scholarly nutrition organizations disagree with. You could probably get a few religious organizations to back it up though if you wanted it to have more legitimacy.
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Postby EvilDarkMagicians » Fri Mar 05, 2010 3:33 pm

Former Principalities wrote:
Cabra West wrote:One of our teachers told us that humans need meat for a balanced diet...


A wise statement indeed...


Only to an uneducated idiot.

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Postby East Fancainia » Fri Mar 05, 2010 3:34 pm

Martaz wrote:I drop out high school because all my teachers were fucking commie

Expecially my english teacher used to give me low score because i said politically incorrect thing

She said the most stupid thing i have ever hear"Fanta was a Coca-cola production created to sell in nazi german" conspiracy theorism to much??

public school= brainwashing

Grammer fail......have fun working at the gas station Muhamed

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Postby Former Principalities » Fri Mar 05, 2010 3:36 pm

EvilDarkMagicians wrote:
Former Principalities wrote:
Cabra West wrote:One of our teachers told us that humans need meat for a balanced diet...


A wise statement indeed...


Only to an uneducated idiot.


I probably should've included "/sarcasm" at the end of that comment..... I forgot how the internet behaves

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Postby EvilDarkMagicians » Fri Mar 05, 2010 3:36 pm

Martaz wrote:I drop out high school because all my teachers were fucking commie

Expecially my english teacher used to give me low score because i said politically incorrect thing

She said the most stupid thing i have ever hear"Fanta was a Coca-cola production created to sell in nazi german" conspiracy theorism to much??

public school= brainwashing


Why the hell are you talking about politics in a English lesson?

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Postby EvilDarkMagicians » Fri Mar 05, 2010 3:39 pm

Former Principalities wrote:
EvilDarkMagicians wrote:
Former Principalities wrote:
Cabra West wrote:One of our teachers told us that humans need meat for a balanced diet...


A wise statement indeed...


Only to an uneducated idiot.


I probably should've included "/sarcasm" at the end of that comment..... I forgot how the internet behaves


Totally.

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Postby Former Principalities » Fri Mar 05, 2010 3:39 pm

EvilDarkMagicians wrote:
Former Principalities wrote:
EvilDarkMagicians wrote:
Former Principalities wrote:
Cabra West wrote:One of our teachers told us that humans need meat for a balanced diet...


A wise statement indeed...


Only to an uneducated idiot.


I probably should've included "/sarcasm" at the end of that comment..... I forgot how the internet behaves


Totally.


I'm guessing that there are a lot of vegetarians on NS.....

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Postby Panzerjaeger » Fri Mar 05, 2010 3:41 pm

Martaz wrote:I drop out high school because all my teachers were fucking commie

Expecially my english teacher used to give me low score because i said politically incorrect thing

She said the most stupid thing i have ever hear"Fanta was a Coca-cola production created to sell in nazi german" conspiracy theorism to much??

public school= brainwashing

Fanta or as it was known back during Nazi Germany Fantastisch was an orange soda made during the half-way point of the war and was used to "boost morale" on the home front. Coca-Cola only got it as part of seizures and selling off of assets of Germany after the war. I remember asking a Dutch Waffen-SS Vet and a German Panzer Commander that I knew if it tasted like the current incarnation they said it didn't the new version is far too sugary. Yay for useless information!
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Postby Ifreann » Fri Mar 05, 2010 3:44 pm

Panzerjaeger wrote:
Martaz wrote:I drop out high school because all my teachers were fucking commie

Expecially my english teacher used to give me low score because i said politically incorrect thing

She said the most stupid thing i have ever hear"Fanta was a Coca-cola production created to sell in nazi german" conspiracy theorism to much??

public school= brainwashing

Fanta or as it was known back during Nazi Germany Fantastisch was an orange soda made during the half-way point of the war and was used to "boost morale" on the home front. Coca-Cola only got it as part of seizures and selling off of assets of Germany after the war. I remember asking a Dutch Waffen-SS Vet and a German Panzer Commander that I knew if it tasted like the current incarnation they said it didn't the new version is far too sugary. Yay for useless information!

That lack of sugar caused the downfall of the whole German military.
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Postby Panzerjaeger » Fri Mar 05, 2010 3:45 pm

Ifreann wrote:
Panzerjaeger wrote:
Martaz wrote:I drop out high school because all my teachers were fucking commie

Expecially my english teacher used to give me low score because i said politically incorrect thing

She said the most stupid thing i have ever hear"Fanta was a Coca-cola production created to sell in nazi german" conspiracy theorism to much??

public school= brainwashing

Fanta or as it was known back during Nazi Germany Fantastisch was an orange soda made during the half-way point of the war and was used to "boost morale" on the home front. Coca-Cola only got it as part of seizures and selling off of assets of Germany after the war. I remember asking a Dutch Waffen-SS Vet and a German Panzer Commander that I knew if it tasted like the current incarnation they said it didn't the new version is far too sugary. Yay for useless information!

That lack of sugar caused the downfall of the whole German military.

Indeed, completely crippled the war effort but at least the Germans didn't get British teeth. ;)
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Postby UnhealthyTruthseeker » Fri Mar 05, 2010 3:46 pm

Ifreann wrote:Image


I don't think he's a troll. I think he's, how can I put it nicely, cognitively deficient.
A little homework for you!

What part of L(f(t)) = Int(exp(-s*t)*f(t),t,0,inf) don't you understand?

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Postby Tretskivucia » Fri Mar 05, 2010 4:12 pm

In my Geography class (year 9) we got a map of the world and were asked to label where Australia is (This is in an Australian school).
Later, we got a map of Australia (with state boundaries marked but no names on it) and were asked to label the states and their capitals AND our teacher said: "If you're having trouble in labelling the states just ask me" :palm:
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Postby Fartsniffage » Fri Mar 05, 2010 4:14 pm

Martaz wrote:Be a libertard or a leftard should be really a nightmare


they think that homosexual don't choice to be homosexual,rich don't choice to be rich,poor don't choice to be poor,criminal don't choice to be criminal etc etc

basically nobody don't choice to be nobody :p :) :rofl:


But even the left believe that people have the choice to use correct spelling and grammar.

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Postby Grave_n_idle » Fri Mar 05, 2010 4:16 pm

Temporal Affairs wrote:
Grave_n_idle wrote:
Temporal Affairs wrote:"Homosexuality is a disease."


Bullcrap, it's a choice.


When did you make your choice?


Everyday in the Football lockerroom I chose not to have sex with another male.


You choose everyday to be straight?

Just how much temptation to fuck men do you have to deal with?

If I was that tempted... I have to say, I'd do it.
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Postby Tretskivucia » Fri Mar 05, 2010 4:16 pm

My school teachers tell you:
Communism = dictatorship
Communism = evil and undemocratic
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Postby Farnhamia » Fri Mar 05, 2010 4:18 pm

Fartsniffage wrote:
Martaz wrote:Be a libertard or a leftard should be really a nightmare


they think that homosexual don't choice to be homosexual,rich don't choice to be rich,poor don't choice to be poor,criminal don't choice to be criminal etc etc

basically nobody don't choice to be nobody :p :) :rofl:


But even the left believe that people have the choice to use correct spelling and grammar.

Now, now, English is not his first language. I think Martaz is Brazilian, so what he probably meant was, "Pensam que os homossexuais não escolhem ser homossexuais, que os ricos não escolhem ser ricos, que os pobres não escolhem ser pobres, que ninguém escolhe ser qualquer coisa!"

Darn, I left out the criminals. Oh well.
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