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[Imperializt Russia]

Joined the Labour Party, at last.

Owen Jones posted on Facebook that local CLPs should be meeting this week to decide conference delegates, but there are no Labour party events in my area. Are CLP meetings considered "events"?

[Dumb Ideologies]

Joined the Labour Party, at last.

Owen Jones posted on Facebook that local CLPs should be meeting this week to decide conference delegates, but there are no Labour party events in my area. Are CLP meetings considered "events"?

Don't nominate anyone you're too attached to as delegate. If they're the first to stop clapping after Jezza's speech they go in the jam machine.

[Olivaero]

Joined the Labour Party, at last.

Owen Jones posted on Facebook that local CLPs should be meeting this week to decide conference delegates, but there are no Labour party events in my area. Are CLP meetings considered "events"?

Welcome comrade, you'll find your copy of the little red book in the post and your complimentary Jam with it. On a more serious note, have you not been emailed the welcome pack thing? the CLP might take some time to email you after you join officially, you could email a labour councillor on your local council for details on when they meet, they'll be there as well most likely.

[Imperializt Russia]

Joined the Labour Party, at last.

Owen Jones posted on Facebook that local CLPs should be meeting this week to decide conference delegates, but there are no Labour party events in my area. Are CLP meetings considered "events"?

Welcome comrade, you'll find your copy of the little red book in the post and your complimentary Jam with it. On a more serious note, have you not been emailed the welcome pack thing? the CLP might take some time to email you after you join officially, you could email a labour councillor on your local council for details on when they meet, they'll be there as well most likely.

I got an email saying "thanks for joining, you'll get a membership pack in the post".
Our local CLP seems to have a Facebook page, so I might just message them.

[Olivaero]

Welcome comrade, you'll find your copy of the little red book in the post and your complimentary Jam with it. On a more serious note, have you not been emailed the welcome pack thing? the CLP might take some time to email you after you join officially, you could email a labour councillor on your local council for details on when they meet, they'll be there as well most likely.

I got an email saying "thanks for joining, you'll get a membership pack in the post".
Our local CLP seems to have a Facebook page, so I might just message them.

Ooh an actual paper one. I never got mine but then I joined right after corbyns election so there were literally tens (hundereds?) of thousands of people joining at the same time, messaging their Facebook is probably a good way to go, if they have one it should be active.

[Questers]

I never got my card because it took them too long to mail it to me when I was overseas and i cba to call them to get a physical one

[Dumb Ideologies]

I never got my card because it took them too long to mail it to me when I was overseas and i cba to call them to get a physical one

At least the Maystapo aren't going to be able to trick you by shouting that you've dropped your chaos coalition card.

[Vassenor]

So yeah, our new Environment secretary has voted against anti-climate change measures at least ten times.

We really are doomed, aren't we?

[Imperializt Russia]

So yeah, our new Environment secretary has voted against anti-climate change measures at least ten times.

We really are doomed, aren't we?

Must have been a Murdoch recommendation, can't think of a good reason why else Gove would be brought back into the fold.
So that's education, the justice ministry, Brexiteering and the environment he's now ruined, the twatbasket.

[Olivaero]

So yeah, our new Environment secretary has voted against anti-climate change measures at least ten times.

We really are doomed, aren't we?

Must have been a Murdoch recommendation, can't think of a good reason why else Gove would be brought back into the fold.
So that's education, the justice ministry, Brexiteering and the environment he's now ruined, the twatbasket.

Gove like it or not obviously has some friends in the party and he was on the "right" side of brexit. I think May just wanted as many experienced ministers in government as possible.

[Imperializt Russia]

Must have been a Murdoch recommendation, can't think of a good reason why else Gove would be brought back into the fold.
So that's education, the justice ministry, Brexiteering and the environment he's now ruined, the twatbasket.

Gove like it or not obviously has some friends in the party and he was on the "right" side of brexit. I think May just wanted as many experienced ministers in government as possible.

He doesn't seem to have been experienced in education, justice, expert advice or the environment, tbh.

[Olivaero]

Gove like it or not obviously has some friends in the party and he was on the "right" side of brexit. I think May just wanted as many experienced ministers in government as possible.

He doesn't seem to have been experienced in education, justice, expert advice or the environment, tbh.

Nah he's not experienced at anything in particular, just experienced at being a minister and talking shit.

[HMS Queen Elizabeth]

Gove like it or not obviously has some friends in the party and he was on the "right" side of brexit. I think May just wanted as many experienced ministers in government as possible.

He doesn't seem to have been experienced in education, justice, expert advice or the environment, tbh.

Gove was right, not the experts.

[Imperializt Russia]

I got an email saying "thanks for joining, you'll get a membership pack in the post".
Our local CLP seems to have a Facebook page, so I might just message them.

Ooh an actual paper one. I never got mine but then I joined right after corbyns election so there were literally tens (hundereds?) of thousands of people joining at the same time, messaging their Facebook is probably a good way to go, if they have one it should be active.

[X] CLP
"Usually replies within one hour"
>send message
>message seen
>it is now two hours later

[Eastfield Lodge]

He doesn't seem to have been experienced in education, justice, expert advice or the environment, tbh.

Gove was right, not the experts.

But you're admitting he messed up education (presumably by not banning it, knowing you) and justice and will mess up the environment?

[Olivaero]

Ooh an actual paper one. I never got mine but then I joined right after corbyns election so there were literally tens (hundereds?) of thousands of people joining at the same time, messaging their Facebook is probably a good way to go, if they have one it should be active.

[X] CLP
"Usually replies within one hour"
>send message
>message seen
>it is now two hours later

Sounds like your CLP may have been infiltrated by counter-revolutionaries comrade, I shall alert the committee for public safety.

[Vassenor]

He doesn't seem to have been experienced in education, justice, expert advice or the environment, tbh.

Gove was right, not the experts.

So what were the experts wrong about? Or are you conveniently ignoring bits of what they said to suit a narrative?

[Vassenor]

Corbyn: Labour Party stands ready to provide 'strong and stable' leadership in the nation's interest

May does not look at all happy.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Corbyn: Labour Party stands ready to provide 'strong and stable' leadership in the nation's interest

May does not look at all happy.

Her face was priceless.

[Olivaero]

Corbyn: Labour Party stands ready to provide 'strong and stable' leadership in the nation's interest

May does not look at all happy.

Her face was priceless.

She looks like she's imagining what corbyns head would look like on a pike outside of the Tower.

[Imperializt Russia]

Corbyn: Labour Party stands ready to provide 'strong and stable' leadership in the nation's interest

May does not look at all happy.

I came.

Chat shit, get banged, Theresa.

[Eol Sha]

Corbyn: Labour Party stands ready to provide 'strong and stable' leadership in the nation's interest

May does not look at all happy.

lol

[Philjia]

John Major joins essentially everyone who's not in the cabinet in suggesting that doing a deal with the DUP could undermine the Northern Irish peace process. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06 ... -northern/

We'll just have to see what's in the deal. With any luck the Tories will have agreed to something stupid but harmless that will destroy their credibility without actually fucking everything up.

[Dooom35796821595]

Corbyn: Labour Party stands ready to provide 'strong and stable' leadership in the nation's interest

May does not look at all happy.

How exactly can he provide leadership with 260 seats?

[Ifreann]

Corbyn: Labour Party stands ready to provide 'strong and stable' leadership in the nation's interest

May does not look at all happy.

How exactly can he provide leadership with 260 seats?

With STRENGTH.

And STABILITY.