TET: No Brakes On The Highway To Hell

[Immoren]

I need to get out of the horror story narrations section of YT. Do something wholesome, like binge watch Kuragehime because if there is something we need is a visual fest of friendly looking jellyfish, even when some of these are some of the most poisonous creatures in the ocean. Or... or... Time to bake some cookies! \o/

Now I've Kuragehime's OP playing in me head.

[DeepFall]

Hei

[Abserdia]

Why do I feel this fluttering in my chest?

All I did was talk to this girl from my school.

Love was once a mysterious force, understood only by birds and bees. But today, it can be explained by Science.

Love begins with a visual signal received by eyes. This signal goes directly to the stomach, causing what we call in scientific terms "Butterflies".
The signal bounces back, causing the body to go into shock.
The body then experiences a rise in temperature, causing the palms of the hands to perspire.
The shock extends to the lower parts of the body, causing a symptom known as "Jelly Legs".
Finally, the signal reaches the brain and significantly reduces any form of cognitive ability.

[Dumb Ideologies]

Why do I feel this fluttering in my chest?

All I did was talk to this girl from my school.

You're about to collapse from a heart attack. You'll survive, but you'll have to go to cripple school. It'll probably turn out alright so long as you avoid manly picnics.

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

Hei

Hello!

[Hurdergaryp]

Use your overactive imagination to fill in the (wait for it)... voids.

The jokes were unavoidable

Blaat has indoctrinated us a little too well.

[Abserdia]

The jokes were unavoidable

Blaat has indoctrinated us a little too well.

You've all become sheep.

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

496 pages already?

Wow, went by fast.

[Tinhampton]

Blaat has indoctrinated us a little too well.

You've all become sheep.

Baaaaaaahhhh! (translation: "That isn't true!")

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496 pages already?

Wow, went by fast.

This is actually one of the more slower-paced TETs - they usually take a few days less to finish. Compared with two or three years ago, they would have already powered through at least six TETs by now.

[Ethel mermania]

Blaat has indoctrinated us a little too well.

You've all become sheep.

Horrible punsters more like.

[Reploid Productions]

496 pages already?

Wow, went by fast.

Already got the next one lined up and ready to hit submit on. Tentative title of "The Eternal Thread: 2016 is dead! Long live 2017!" since I can't exactly put "FUCK OFF 2016!" in a topic title because of the site rules.

[Kannap]

Blaat has indoctrinated us a little too well.

You've all become sheep.

Sheeple.

[Dalvius]

So a friend of mine replaced the buckshot in my friends shotgun shells with confetti.
And managed to get it to still fire. Somehow.


It was funny.

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

496 pages already?

Wow, went by fast.

Already got the next one lined up and ready to hit submit on. Tentative title of "The Eternal Thread: 2016 is dead! Long live 2017!" since I can't exactly put "FUCK OFF 2016!" in a topic title because of the site rules.

Aww.

[Hurdergaryp]

You've all become sheep.

Horrible punsters more like.

Ladies and gentlemen, it appears we have a volunteer for a roast.

[Kannap]

496 pages already?

Wow, went by fast.

This one has been around since November 23rd. I'd argue that it's been a slow TET.

[Hetalia Dakota 2 II]

496 pages already?

Wow, went by fast.

This one has been around since November 23rd. I'd argue that it's been a slow TET.

It took a holiday.

[The Blaatschapen]

496 pages already?

Wow, went by fast.

Already got the next one lined up and ready to hit submit on. Tentative title of "The Eternal Thread: 2016 is dead! Long live 2017!" since I can't exactly put "FUCK OFF 2016!" in a topic title because of the site rules.

It might take a few hours.

Don't lock before it actually hits 500. I am always disappointed when my fellow mods do that.

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

This one has been around since November 23rd. I'd argue that it's been a slow TET.

It took a holiday.

SHINY LICK TUNG!

*throws quick ball*

[Reploid Productions]

Already got the next one lined up and ready to hit submit on. Tentative title of "The Eternal Thread: 2016 is dead! Long live 2017!" since I can't exactly put "FUCK OFF 2016!" in a topic title because of the site rules.

It might take a few hours.

Don't lock before it actually hits 500. I am always disappointed when my fellow mods do that.

Might, might not. Depends on who's online and how chatty they're feeling.

[Kannap]

Already got the next one lined up and ready to hit submit on. Tentative title of "The Eternal Thread: 2016 is dead! Long live 2017!" since I can't exactly put "FUCK OFF 2016!" in a topic title because of the site rules.

It might take a few hours.

Don't lock before it actually hits 500. I am always disappointed when my fellow mods do that.

Do it Reppy, Blaat just wants to name the next one something different

[New Scario]

It might take a few hours.

Don't lock before it actually hits 500. I am always disappointed when my fellow mods do that.

Might, might not. Depends on who's online and how chatty they're feeling.

"please kind sir, dont lock this thread!"

[Gurori]

I think the new TET should appear on January 1st.

Because then we can use the title "Happy New TET!"

[Kannap]

Might, might not. Depends on who's online and how chatty they're feeling.

"please kind sir, dont lock this thread!"

It's going to get locked sooner or later - most likely some time today.

[The Blaatschapen]

It might take a few hours.

Don't lock before it actually hits 500. I am always disappointed when my fellow mods do that.

Do it Reppy, Blaat just wants to name the next one something different

Don't assume what I want.

She can have it at 500, no problems there. But it's the 500 mark that I want to see being reached, in every long going thread.