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by Gauthier » Wed Mar 03, 2010 7:19 pm
by Tech-gnosis » Wed Mar 03, 2010 8:55 pm
by Chumblywumbly » Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:35 am
by The Parkus Empire » Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:40 am
by Braaainsss » Thu Mar 04, 2010 1:08 am
Chumblywumbly wrote:On the subject, woop woop to Washington DC.
by Bottle » Thu Mar 04, 2010 5:45 am
by Ermarian » Thu Mar 04, 2010 5:50 am
UnhealthyTruthseeker wrote:It lets off excess gaydiation. Promiscuous single fags have higher energy. When they settle down, they lose energy. The conservation of fabulosity says that homo energy has to go somewhere, so it's let off as gaydiation. When unsuspecting Christian married people get hit by it, they suddenly want to design fashion and get fucked in the ass if male, or fuck other women in the ass and embrace radical "kill all men" feminism if female. Both genders suddenly find themselves accepting evolution and worshiping Satan as a result.
by Antiacedia » Thu Mar 04, 2010 6:37 am
Takaram wrote:I have never heard any real explanation for why "Gay marriage will destroy traditional marriage".
Therefore, I must assume that the only logical solution is that the argument is false.
by The_pantless_hero » Thu Mar 04, 2010 6:42 am
Bottle wrote:Equality is a slippery slope, people, and if you give it to the gays you have to give it to the polygamists and if you give it to the polygamists you have to give it to the serial dog molesters and if you give it to the serial dog molesters you have to give it to the machine fetishists and the next thing you know you're being tied up by a trio of polygamist lesbian powerbooks and you can't get out because the safety word is case sensistive!
by Jello Biafra » Thu Mar 04, 2010 7:07 am
by Tekania » Thu Mar 04, 2010 7:13 am
Jello Biafra wrote:Everybody knows that the only reason heterosexuality exists is because marriage is a social institution exclusively for one man and one woman. Without heterosexual-only marriage, there'd be no heterosexual consummation of the marriage, no babies, and ultimately, no human race.
by Unchecked Expansion » Thu Mar 04, 2010 8:30 am
Bottle wrote:Equality is a slippery slope, people, and if you give it to the gays you have to give it to the polygamists and if you give it to the polygamists you have to give it to the serial dog molesters and if you give it to the serial dog molesters you have to give it to the machine fetishists and the next thing you know you're being tied up by a trio of polygamist lesbian powerbooks and you can't get out because the safety word is case sensistive!
by Flameswroth » Thu Mar 04, 2010 8:44 am
Czardas wrote:Why should we bail out climate change with billions of dollars, when lesbians are starving in the streets because they can't afford an abortion?
Reagan Clone wrote:What you are proposing is glorifying God by loving, respecting, or at least tolerating, his other creations.
That is the gayest fucking shit I've ever heard, and I had Barry Manilow perform at the White House in '82.
by Neesika » Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:15 am
Parthenon wrote:The same way that cubic zerconia undermines a diamond.
by The_pantless_hero » Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:19 am
Neesika wrote:Parthenon wrote:The same way that cubic zerconia undermines a diamond.
I'm sorry, what?
You claim to be in law school, so I'm going to expect a better argument out of you than a flip one sentence reply.
You are aware that diamonds are no less valuable for there being cubic zirconium, are you not?
Bottle wrote:Equality is a slippery slope, people, and if you give it to the gays you have to give it to the polygamists and if you give it to the polygamists you have to give it to the serial dog molesters and if you give it to the serial dog molesters you have to give it to the machine fetishists and the next thing you know you're being tied up by a trio of polygamist lesbian powerbooks and you can't get out because the safety word is case sensistive!
by Neesika » Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:19 am
UnhealthyTruthseeker wrote:It lets off excess gaydiation. Promiscuous single fags have higher energy. When they settle down, they lose energy. The conservation of fabulosity says that homo energy has to go somewhere, so it's let off as gaydiation. When unsuspecting Christian married people get hit by it, they suddenly want to design fashion and get fucked in the ass if male, or fuck other women in the ass and embrace radical "kill all men" feminism if female. Both genders suddenly find themselves accepting evolution and worshiping Satan as a result.
by Neesika » Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:20 am
The Corparation wrote:UnhealthyTruthseeker wrote:It lets off excess gaydiation. Promiscuous single fags have higher energy. When they settle down, they lose energy. The conservation of fabulosity says that homo energy has to go somewhere, so it's let off as gaydiation. When unsuspecting Christian married people get hit by it, they suddenly want to design fashion and get fucked in the ass if male, or fuck other women in the ass and embrace radical "kill all men" feminism if female. Both genders suddenly find themselves accepting evolution and worshiping Satan as a result.
If this isn't a sarcastic comment, which I belive it is, then show how gay people cause Married people to become gay.
by Neesika » Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:23 am
F-Carthage IV wrote:I'm not religious (although I suppose I am, what with pascal's wager and all), and I don't feel comfortable with Gay Marriage. Of course, I think it is dangerous for governments to say "You can't get married because marriage is between a man and woman because God says so"... So, I have mixed feelings. I suppose the government shouldn't outlaw it, but I would feel a bit more comfortable if they came up with another word for it, with the exact same rights as a married straight couple. I think "marriage" is man and woman. I don't know why, maybe I'm just a blind traditionalist, but hey, traditions are good things (unless they are malicious) which is why gay people should be able to get "Larried".
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by Neesika » Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:23 am
Parthenon wrote:
Cubic Zerconia tries to look like a real diamond, but really it just ends up hurting the value of real diamonds as it floods the marketplace and to the untrained eye, the flaws of zerconia appear to be the flaws of a diamond..
by Flameswroth » Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:27 am
Parthenon wrote:
Cubic Zerconia tries to look like a real diamond, but really it just ends up hurting the value of real diamonds as it floods the marketplace and to the untrained eye, the flaws of zerconia appear to be the flaws of a diamond..
Czardas wrote:Why should we bail out climate change with billions of dollars, when lesbians are starving in the streets because they can't afford an abortion?
Reagan Clone wrote:What you are proposing is glorifying God by loving, respecting, or at least tolerating, his other creations.
That is the gayest fucking shit I've ever heard, and I had Barry Manilow perform at the White House in '82.
by Ifreann » Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:35 am
Flameswroth wrote:Parthenon wrote:
Cubic Zerconia tries to look like a real diamond, but really it just ends up hurting the value of real diamonds as it floods the marketplace and to the untrained eye, the flaws of zerconia appear to be the flaws of a diamond..
As Nosferatu Sam Neill would say, "There will always be people willing to pay more for the real thing."
by Neesika » Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:35 am
Bottle wrote:Equality is a slippery slope, people, and if you give it to the gays you have to give it to the polygamists and if you give it to the polygamists you have to give it to the serial dog molesters and if you give it to the serial dog molesters you have to give it to the machine fetishists and the next thing you know you're being tied up by a trio of polygamist lesbian powerbooks and you can't get out because the safety word is case sensistive!
by Flameswroth » Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:38 am
Ifreann wrote:Flameswroth wrote:Parthenon wrote:
Cubic Zerconia tries to look like a real diamond, but really it just ends up hurting the value of real diamonds as it floods the marketplace and to the untrained eye, the flaws of zerconia appear to be the flaws of a diamond..
As Nosferatu Sam Neill would say, "There will always be people willing to pay more for the real thing."
Next step in the protection of the sanctity of marriage: Creating a new institution that's almost exactly like marriage, but costs 500 times more and is explicitly designed only for opposite sex couples.
Czardas wrote:Why should we bail out climate change with billions of dollars, when lesbians are starving in the streets because they can't afford an abortion?
Reagan Clone wrote:What you are proposing is glorifying God by loving, respecting, or at least tolerating, his other creations.
That is the gayest fucking shit I've ever heard, and I had Barry Manilow perform at the White House in '82.
by Ifreann » Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:40 am
Flameswroth wrote:Ifreann wrote:Flameswroth wrote:Parthenon wrote:
Cubic Zerconia tries to look like a real diamond, but really it just ends up hurting the value of real diamonds as it floods the marketplace and to the untrained eye, the flaws of zerconia appear to be the flaws of a diamond..
As Nosferatu Sam Neill would say, "There will always be people willing to pay more for the real thing."
Next step in the protection of the sanctity of marriage: Creating a new institution that's almost exactly like marriage, but costs 500 times more and is explicitly designed only for opposite sex couples.
Hmmm....Cadillac* marriages, eh? I hope they at least give you a plaque and some sort of wallet-size certification so you can brag about it to all your friends. That'd be pretty sweet!
*I am in no way implying that the Cadillac brand is sold exclusively to heterosexuals
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