US Gen. Election Thread FINALE - Votegeddon

[Union of Confederate Socialist Republics]

but hey weed is legal in california now

[Hittanryan]

We are headed to prosperity once again, ladies and gentlemen!

Yeah, great...oh wait the stock market is crashing.

[The Orson Empire]

So, now that this election is over...what about 2020?

We must prepare as soon as possible.

[Ganos Lao]

Conservatives are sweating with all those Trudeau voters heading across the border.

Tell them to come here, if they are right wing enough.

You could've told them to go to Canada's Texas in Alberta, although the NDP government there might irk the right wing.

[Trollgaard]

THOSE POLLS THO LOL
SO OFF, TRUMP WINS COMFORTABLY AND THEY PREDICTED YUUUUGE CLINTON LANDSLIDE
IT'S ALMOST AS IF THEY WERE FAKE!

I know, right?

[FelrikTheDeleted]

He is your president now, it's actually offical now.

Hard ti be my president if Im dead

Hey now...

[Galloism]

but hey weed is legal in california now

and Arkasnas.

[FelrikTheDeleted]

And your president whether you like it or not.

And I'll do anything in my power to undermine him, because he offers nothing of value to the country.

Go ahead.

[Svebia]

THOSE POLLS THO LOL
SO OFF, TRUMP WINS COMFORTABLY AND THEY PREDICTED YUUUUGE CLINTON LANDSLIDE
IT'S ALMOST AS IF THEY WERE FAKE!

I know, right?

NBC reporters sounded surprised, and the announcement shocked them. SO idk bout that one

[Trollgaard]

We are headed to prosperity once again, ladies and gentlemen!

Yeah, great...oh wait the stock market is crashing.

It always dips after an election.

[Belmaria]

So, now that this election is over...what about 2020?

We must prepare as soon as possible.

My preparation involves moving to Canada. Luckily, I was already planning on emigrating anyway. This just gives me another reason.

[United Empire of Humanity]

He is your president now, it's actually offical now.

Hard ti be my president if Im dead

Gods above, please, please don't say that!

THOSE POLLS THO LOL
SO OFF, TRUMP WINS COMFORTABLY AND THEY PREDICTED YUUUUGE CLINTON LANDSLIDE
IT'S ALMOST AS IF THEY WERE FAKE!

Call me back when you analyze their methods.

[Galloism]

Yeah, great...oh wait the stock market is crashing.

It always dips after an election.

Only when the elected is bad for the economy.

[Trollgaard]

So, now that this election is over...what about 2020?

We must prepare as soon as possible.

Start the aaaaaaaaaaaads.

[The Lone Alliance]

It is a regret that I didn't get to watch both of them lose. Oh well I guess we'll live.

Who knows maybe Trump will revert back to the man he was before he began running for Office and be a New York Liberal again. I can dream right?

[Myrensis]

THOSE POLLS THO LOL
SO OFF, TRUMP WINS COMFORTABLY AND THEY PREDICTED YUUUUGE CLINTON LANDSLIDE
IT'S ALMOST AS IF THEY WERE FAKE!

The polls have been narrowing sharply the last couple of weeks.

But thank you for reminding me of one other thing I want to see come out of this election: The Democrats dedicating themselves, with the help of anti-big brother type Republicans if necessary, to burning the FBI to the ground until they remember that meddling with elections isn't part of their job description.

[IceBuddha]

Yeah, great...oh wait the stock market is crashing.

It always dips after an election.

Not this much, though.

Right now it's set to be on par with 9/11 and some of the worst trading days during the 2008 crash.

[Greater Ziegenian Reich]

we did it lads

[Galloism]

It is a regret that I didn't get to watch both of them lose. Oh well I guess we'll live.

Who knows maybe Trump will revert back to the man he was before he began running for Office and be a New York Liberal again. I can dream right?

hodl onto that hope.

its wht im doing. its called a 'defense mechanism'

[The Orson Empire]

Canada's population is gonna double.

[Trollgaard]

It always dips after an election.

Only when the elected is bad for the economy.

Lolololololol

[Ebliania]

lol there's no gerrymander in the senate

I should've remembered.
That impacts the house more...

yeah it really depends on how horrible trump will be. hell being mediocre would mean a gain

[IceBuddha]

So, now that this election is over...what about 2020?

We must prepare as soon as possible.

Start the aaaaaaaaaaaads.

Please god no.

[The Orson Empire]

but hey weed is legal in california now

We got legal weed in several states and Trump...truly a bizarre election.

[United Empire of Humanity]

It is a regret that I didn't get to watch both of them lose. Oh well I guess we'll live.

Who knows maybe Trump will revert back to the man he was before he began running for Office and be a New York Liberal again. I can dream right?

When the Dems gear up to flamebomb him as an enemy of the people and the Reds think he's a traitor to their cause?
Impressive trick if he pulls it off, I'll then reassign him to make Detroit the shining heart of Michigan again and fix that goddamn reliance on freeways.