Evil Thread: The TETronomicon

[The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster]

NOT nommy...bad Wartaria/Silverakia/whatever you wanna be called.

It's sorta like ground beef, but richer. You may call me Darkblood Redknight. Or Doombringer of Death. Or Bloodfeast the Extreme-inator. Or Master of Plot.

*gags* A: I'm vegetarian, B: You have been reading far, far too much OotS.

[Coffee Cakes]

Furthermore, Cleveland must be destroyed.

[Sareva]

It's the time of the year that all the tourists come flocking into the mountains to watch the trees die.

But GA just happens to be in the way of those mountains!!! Also to ever Floridian on here; when you are driving in Georgia on the interstate please for the love off god and all that is holy stay out of the fucking fast lane!!!!! If ya want to drive slower than a turtle go sit in the far right lane!!!

/end rant

I refuse to end this rant about drivers.


You know how there is a green circle and a green arrow? On both sides, in certain places? Well, for some fucking reason KSU did that at an intersection, so I decided to cross and get over. People turning are supposed to wait, then make their turn after cross traffic is clear. Also, look both ways, of course, then turn.

One hapless girl decided "FUCK THE SYSTEM I'M GOING ANYWAYS WITHOUT LOOKING BECAUSE I WANT TO WRECK MY CAR!"

I noticed them about to hit me, so I served, yet here's the really funny thing. It really is funny though, truly. I'm not fucking lying, okay? Honest shit right here, let me tell you.

She wasn't looking at me, she was looking the other fucking direction. Her more intelligent friend was looking at me, not her. Her friend must have yelled at her, so she looks over as I'm swerving to get out of the way, and I could see her most likely yelling obscenities at me. I did the same as drove away, focused on the road and not her.

/now end rant because I am very upset that as a person who has been driving for less than a month, I see many idiots who have driven longer than me.

[Astrolinium]

At last, at last, at last, in my own bed, in my own house.

[The Princes of the Universe]

Furthermore, Cleveland must be destroyed.

I feel the same about Pittsburgh and New England.
...
We're not talking about handegg, are we?

[WaRtArIa]

But GA just happens to be in the way of those mountains!!! Also to ever Floridian on here; when you are driving in Georgia on the interstate please for the love off god and all that is holy stay out of the fucking fast lane!!!!! If ya want to drive slower than a turtle go sit in the far right lane!!!

/end rant

I refuse to end this rant about drivers.


You know how there is a green circle and a green arrow? On both sides, in certain places? Well, for some fucking reason KSU did that at an intersection, so I decided to cross and get over. People turning are supposed to wait, then make their turn after cross traffic is clear. Also, look both ways, of course, then turn.

One hapless girl decided "FUCK THE SYSTEM I'M GOING ANYWAYS WITHOUT LOOKING BECAUSE I WANT TO WRECK MY CAR!"

I noticed them about to hit me, so I served, yet here's the really funny thing. It really is funny though, truly. I'm not fucking lying, okay? Honest shit right here, let me tell you.

She wasn't looking at me, she was looking the other fucking direction. Her more intelligent friend was looking at me, not her. Her friend must have yelled at her, so she looks over as I'm swerving to get out of the way, and I could see her most likely yelling obscenities at me. I did the same as drove away, focused on the road and not her.

/now end rant because I am very upset that as a person who has been driving for less than a month, I see many idiots who have driven longer than me.

Yeah, there was this car accident on this highway. Damnations, the front of that black car looked SMASHED.

[Coffee Cakes]

Furthermore, Cleveland must be destroyed.

I feel the same about Pittsburgh and New England.
...
We're not talking about handegg, are we?

Wait... The Browns are worth destroying? xD

[The Princes of the Universe]

I feel the same about Pittsburgh and New England.
...
We're not talking about handegg, are we?

Wait... The Browns are worth destroying? xD

Same with the Bills, although they did shut out the Patriots a few weeks ago.

[Sareva]

Yeah, there was this car accident on this highway. Damnations, the front of that black car looked SMASHED.

I would have my backend smashed into, then I would fish-tail across a bridge and hopefully come to a stop outside the intersection.

[WaRtArIa]

Yeah, there was this car accident on this highway. Damnations, the front of that black car looked SMASHED.

I would have my backend smashed into, then I would fish-tail across a bridge and hopefully come to a stop outside the intersection.

Funny how we both saw an accident while in GA.

[Sareva]

I would have my backend smashed into, then I would fish-tail across a bridge and hopefully come to a stop outside the intersection.

Funny how we both saw an accident while in GA.

Actually...

I live in Georgia, you saw an accident, I nearly got involved in one but luckily I swerved out of the way, so nobody crashed into each other.

[WaRtArIa]

Funny how we both saw an accident while in GA.

Actually...

I live in Georgia, you saw an accident, I nearly got involved in one but luckily I swerved out of the way, so nobody crashed into each other.

Holy shit. I saw the exact same thing happen.

[Sareva]

Actually...

I live in Georgia, you saw an accident, I nearly got involved in one but luckily I swerved out of the way, so nobody crashed into each other.

Holy shit. I saw the exact same thing happen.

I'm getting confused... I need Morgan Freeman to explain it to me!

[Luziyca]

Holy shit. I saw the exact same thing happen.

I'm getting confused... I need Morgan Freeman to explain it to me!

The densities of the Bowon particles are continuing to decrease at a critical rate.

[Sareva]

I'm getting confused... I need Morgan Freeman to explain it to me!

The densities of the Bowon particles are continuing to decrease at a critical rate.

ಥ_ಥ why u do dis

[Luziyca]

The densities of the Bowon particles are continuing to decrease at a critical rate.

ಥ_ಥ why u do dis

Reality is crumbling.

[Astrolinium]

God dammit, Cubs!

[WaRtArIa]

ಥ_ಥ why u do dis

Reality is crumbling.

All this wibbly wobbly timey wimey shit is confusing me.

[Sareva]

God dammit, Cubs!

What happened? I'm too busy with anime to give a shit, so give it to me straight: did they win or lose?

[Luziyca]

God dammit, Cubs!

What happened? I'm too busy with anime to give a shit, so give it to me straight: did they win or lose?

They won.

[Astrolinium]

God dammit, Cubs!

What happened? I'm too busy with anime to give a shit, so give it to me straight: did they win or lose?

They lost 0-1 with guys on 2nd and 3rd base: not only a loss, but one that could have easily been a spectacular win in a slightly different universe.

[Sareva]

What happened? I'm too busy with anime to give a shit, so give it to me straight: did they win or lose?

They lost 0-1 with guys on 2nd and 3rd base: not only a loss, but one that could have easily been a spectacular win in a slightly different universe.

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[Hetalia Dakota 2 II]

They lost 0-1 with guys on 2nd and 3rd base: not only a loss, but one that could have easily been a spectacular win in a slightly different universe.

FUCK

My eyes

[Soldati Senza Confini]

Reality is crumbling.

All this wibbly wobbly timey wimey shit is confusing me.

Well, that is mostly because of the intelligences in the Void That Binds.

We knew this day was going to come, we just didn't think it'd be this soon.

[Sareva]

FUCK

My eyes

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