Evil Thread: The TETronomicon

[Luziyca]

Why?

Can't stop coughing. Lungs are full of goop. Probably running a slight fever. Mildly achy, but not in a hit-by-a-truck way.

Sorry to hear.
If this makes you any better, you can watch some nitpicky asshole nitpick the Da Vinci Code.
Apparently, it's a Catholic Fifty Shades of Gray.

I'll give it a go, but unless it cures viruses, it won't shoo the problem.

It'll probably cheer you up. May not help with the viruses, but...

[Gallade]

Why?

Can't stop coughing. Lungs are full of goop. Probably running a slight fever. Mildly achy, but not in a hit-by-a-truck way.

Sorry to hear.
If this makes you any better, you can watch some nitpicky asshole nitpick the Da Vinci Code.
Apparently, it's a Catholic Fifty Shades of Gray.

I'll give it a go, but unless it cures viruses, it won't shoo the problem.

Ack, sounds like the possible beginning of a chest infection. Binge drink water, it makes it easier to cough up the gunk and wrap up warm.

[The Princes of the Universe]

I'll give it a go, but unless it cures viruses, it won't shoo the problem.

It'll probably cheer you up. May not help with the viruses, but...

The whole thing was a 15-minute-long WTF moment.

[Hurdergaryp]

To quote the Wikipedia article about Afghanistan:

In April 1978, the communist People's Democratic Party of Afghanistan (PDPA) seized power in Afghanistan in the Saur Revolution. Within months, opponents of the communist government launched an uprising in eastern Afghanistan that quickly expanded into a civil war waged by guerrilla mujahideen against government forces countrywide. The Pakistani government provided these rebels with covert training centers, while the Soviet Union sent thousands of military advisers to support the PDPA government. Meanwhile, increasing friction between the competing factions of the PDPA — the dominant Khalq and the more moderate Parcham — resulted in the dismissal of Parchami cabinet members and the arrest of Parchami military officers under the pretext of a Parchami coup.

In September 1979, Nur Muhammad Taraki was assassinated in a coup within the PDPA orchestrated by fellow Khalq member Hafizullah Amin, who assumed the presidency. Distrusted by the Soviets, Amin was assassinated by Soviet special forces in December 1979. A Soviet-organized government, led by Parcham's Babrak Karmal but inclusive of both factions, filled the vacuum. Soviet troops were deployed to stabilize Afghanistan under Karmal in more substantial numbers, although the Soviet government did not expect to do most of the fighting in Afghanistan. As a result, however, the Soviets were now directly involved in what had been a domestic war in Afghanistan.

Yes, that is one view of the event.

I'm trying to find where the invasion didn't occur.

It depends on your definition of invasion, apparently. It wasn't like the invasion of Poland by the Third Reich and the Soviet Union at all, for example. I think we can all agree that the main events of 1939 were very much invasions. What the Soviets did in Afghanistan was not that different from what the Americans did in Vietnam, really.

[Luziyca]

It'll probably cheer you up. May not help with the viruses, but...

The whole thing was a 15-minute-long WTF moment.

'splain.

[Hurdergaryp]

Euphemisms.

921st year of the ongoing crusades, I take it.

And in order to show the kids that I'm still hip, I'm going to respond with the only logical response: DEUS VULT!

[The Princes of the Universe]

The whole thing was a 15-minute-long WTF moment.

'splain.

So much research clearly not done in the making of that movie. Makes me need a few stiff drinks.

[Luziyca]

'splain.

So much research clearly not done in the making of that movie. Makes me need a few stiff drinks.

Eh. Not as much as humanity in general.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Picnic in the middle of a field, with the lovely view of a National Guard depot in front.

[Ethel mermania]

Picnic in the middle of a field, with the lovely view of a National Guard depot in front.

Weird how old armory buildings are so pretty.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Picnic in the middle of a field, with the lovely view of a National Guard depot in front.

Weird how old armory buildings are so pretty.

Not this one, unfortunately.

[Astrolinium]

Picnic in the middle of a field, with the lovely view of a National Guard depot in front.

Weird how old armory buildings are so pretty.

Much like Michelle Obama, it's all about their... arms.

[Ethel mermania]

Weird how old armory buildings are so pretty.

Not this one, unfortunately.

We have some very pretty ones here . Tbf Your fields are probably bigger

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Not this one, unfortunately.

We have some very pretty ones here . Tbf Your fields are probably bigger

NY has a lot to see. Here's just fields, cows, hay bales and tractors.

[Ethel mermania]

Weird how old armory buildings are so pretty.

Much like Michelle Obama, it's all about their... arms.

I never thought Michelle was pretty, but I do approve of her fashion sense.

[Ethel mermania]

We have some very pretty ones here . Tbf Your fields are probably bigger

NY has a lot to see. Here's just fields, cows, hay bales and tractors.

Cows make good eating.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

NY has a lot to see. Here's just fields, cows, hay bales and tractors.

Cows make good eating.

And great minefield designers. Woah, them cow pies.

[Hurdergaryp]

Cows make good eating.

And great minefield designers. Woah, them cow pies.

Don't forget the global warming, cows contribute to that process immensely with their uncanny superpower of methane manufacturing.

[Ethel mermania]

Cows make good eating.

And great minefield designers. Woah, them cow pies.

Weapons of mushy destruction.

[Ethel mermania]

And great minefield designers. Woah, them cow pies.

Don't forget the global warming, cows contribute to that process immensely with their uncanny superpower of methane manufacturing.

4 stomachs rule. Such a conundrum, while I support global warming, I like eating cow. Decisions, decisions.

[Hurdergaryp]

Don't forget the global warming, cows contribute to that process immensely with their uncanny superpower of methane manufacturing.

4 stomachs rule. Such a conundrum, while I support global warming, I like eating cow. Decisions, decisions.

If you do not like winter, move south. Seriously, your reason for supporting global warming, and the international destabilization that is going to be the inevitable result of said process, is an extremely shallow one.

[Ethel mermania]

4 stomachs rule. Such a conundrum, while I support global warming, I like eating cow. Decisions, decisions.

If you do not like winter, move south. Seriously, your reason for supporting global warming, and the international destabilization that is going to be the inevitable result of said process, is an extremely shallow one.

1. The schools seriously suck in the south. With the exception of a few districts here and there I wouldn't let my kids go to school south of maryland. colleges are a different matter there are some very good colleges in the south.

2. I am working on increasing capacity of the largest urban trasport system in the americas. No matter how many cows I support, 2 more trains an hour wipes out anything I can do to heat the globe.

[Hurdergaryp]

If you do not like winter, move south. Seriously, your reason for supporting global warming, and the international destabilization that is going to be the inevitable result of said process, is an extremely shallow one.

1. The schools seriously suck in the south. With the exception of a few districts here and there I wouldn't let my kids go to school south of maryland. colleges are a different matter there are some very good colleges in the south.

2. I am working on increasing capacity of the largest urban trasport system in the americas. No matter how many cows I support, 2 more trains an hour wipes out anything I can do to heat the globe.

So what you're saying is that you desire to be an agent of evil, yet you keep doing the right thing.

[Hetalia Dakota 2 II]

If you do not like winter, move south. Seriously, your reason for supporting global warming, and the international destabilization that is going to be the inevitable result of said process, is an extremely shallow one.

1. The schools seriously suck in the south. With the exception of a few districts here and there I wouldn't let my kids go to school south of maryland. colleges are a different matter there are some very good colleges in the south.

2. I am working on increasing capacity of the largest urban trasport system in the americas. No matter how many cows I support, 2 more trains an hour wipes out anything I can do to heat the globe.

Why the hatred for certain schools? I was 49th in state funding for my school system an came out decent.

[Ethel mermania]

1. The schools seriously suck in the south. With the exception of a few districts here and there I wouldn't let my kids go to school south of maryland. colleges are a different matter there are some very good colleges in the south.

2. I am working on increasing capacity of the largest urban trasport system in the americas. No matter how many cows I support, 2 more trains an hour wipes out anything I can do to heat the globe.

So what you're saying is that you desire to be an agent of evil, yet you keep doing the right thing.

It's accidental, I assure you.