Evil Thread: The TETronomicon

[The Emerald Dawn]

Cád é "sex mattress"?

A mattress specifically designed for bonking on.

So not a mattress for having sex with. Still PG-13.

Has anyone done the cost analysis?

It's millions to change out, and there will be service disruption. It's in planning, but thankfully not my project.

You couldn't pay me enough to take that one on.

[The Princes of the Universe]

Kinky.

Super kinky.

Head-Tiltingly Kinky.

Cád é "sex mattress"?

A mattress specifically designed for bonking on.

No, bonk is when you smack someone on the head. Boink is what you do on this mattress.

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

So, no one thinks doing that made me a lazy man child?

[Ethel mermania]

It's ok. There's no need to anyway.

Have you asked to borrow gas money for the job. Parents do tend to look at that differently then when you borrow the car to go a movie. 20 dollars a week is easier to come up with than you think.

What you said about shifts and buses is different than just "not liking buses" Most mass transit except us is not 7 x 24. Have you checked the scheudles? And have you talked to the employer about only working when mass transit is running, until you have gotten a couple paychecks and can pay for gas?

No, they literally can't. They are on fixed income.

It was thru a hiring agency. No direct talking with the employers. I don't think it would be possible for a new guy to do that.

I just did, I can't see the times.

Hiring agency can hire straight and not go through the employer for approval. Does not work that way here.

And did you ask your parents, us old people treat jobs differently. Especially if you offer to pay it back.

[Thermodolia]

YouTube ads are trying to sell me sex mattresses.

What the fuck is a sex mattress?

[The Blaatschapen]

So, no one thinks doing that made me a lazy man child?

Oh no, doing that does not make you a lazy man child.

Complaining on the internet about it, however...

[The Blaatschapen]

Hipster outpost

The Blaatschapen's Law: If it has bike lanes, it's probably a major haven for hipsters.

No.

The only law I have is the OSRS

[Thermodolia]

Boston barely has lanes for cars.

I would rather drive in the 3rd world, than drive in boston.

What about driving in Atlanta?

[The Princes of the Universe]

YouTube ads are trying to sell me sex mattresses.

What the fuck is a sex mattress?

Exactly What it Says on the Tin.

[Ethel mermania]

A mattress specifically designed for bonking on.

So not a mattress for having sex with. Still PG-13.

It's millions to change out, and there will be service disruption. It's in planning, but thankfully not my project.

You couldn't pay me enough to take that one on.

I have a serious soft spot in my heart for DEC equipmenf, the first machine I was in charge o was a PDP-8. That line is now in the smithsonian.

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

No, they literally can't. They are on fixed income.

It was thru a hiring agency. No direct talking with the employers. I don't think it would be possible for a new guy to do that.

I just did, I can't see the times.

Hiring agency can hire straight and not go through the employer for approval. Does not work that way here.

And did you ask your parents, us old people treat jobs differently. Especially if you offer to pay it back.

Yes I did. Still a non possibility.

So, no one thinks doing that made me a lazy man child?

Oh no, doing that does not make you a lazy man child.

Complaining on the internet about it, however...

Heh, thank you sheep mod.

[The Blaatschapen]

So not a mattress for having sex with. Still PG-13.


You couldn't pay me enough to take that one on.

I have a serious soft spot in my heart for DEC equipmenf, the first machine I was in charge o was a PDP-8. That line is now in the smithsonian.

And how did you escape that museum?

[Soldati Senza Confini]

Sometimes NSG can provide a whole evening's entertainment when your opponents accuse you of either being one of the most rational beings ever, as you share a meaningless trait with them, or a very, very cunning liar.

[The Emerald Dawn]

Sometimes NSG can provide a whole evening's entertainment when your opponents accuse you of either being one of the most rational beings ever, as you share a meaningless trait with them, or a very, very cunning liar.

Well, maybe a plebian like you.

A Golden God like me, however. I can do anything.

[Abserdia]

Sometimes NSG can provide a whole evening's entertainment when your opponents accuse you of either being one of the most rational beings ever, as you share a meaningless trait with them, or a very, very cunning liar.

"I don't agree with you."
"I'm double jointed."
"... you make a compelling argument..."

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

Sometimes NSG can provide a whole evening's entertainment when your opponents accuse you of either being one of the most rational beings ever, as you share a meaningless trait with them, or a very, very cunning liar.

It's weird like that.

NSG is a silly place.

[Thermodolia]

Sometimes NSG can provide a whole evening's entertainment when your opponents accuse you of either being one of the most rational beings ever, as you share a meaningless trait with them, or a very, very cunning liar.

Well, maybe a plebian like you.

A Golden God like me, however. I can do anything.

Except for picking out which glasses to wear

[Thermodolia]

Sometimes NSG can provide a whole evening's entertainment when your opponents accuse you of either being one of the most rational beings ever, as you share a meaningless trait with them, or a very, very cunning liar.

"I don't agree with you."
"I'm double jointed."
"... you make a compelling argument..."

"My mental gymnastics are the best believe me"

[The Emerald Dawn]

Well, maybe a plebian like you.

A Golden God like me, however. I can do anything.

Except for picking out which glasses to wear

If I don't share the petty day-to-day decisions with people, how can I expect them to contribute to the glory that is moi?

[The Princes of the Universe]

Except for picking out which glasses to wear

If I don't share the petty day-to-day decisions with people, how can I expect them to contribute to the glory that is moi?

Oh, I could think of something.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

Except for picking out which glasses to wear

If I don't share the petty day-to-day decisions with people, how can I expect them to contribute to the glory that is moi?

And thus the Bible came to be.

[Thermodolia]

If I don't share the petty day-to-day decisions with people, how can I expect them to contribute to the glory that is moi?

And thus the Bible came to be.

Are you saying that TED is god almighty?

[Auremena]

Is it non-mind hurting? The math they threw into these transport theory lectures I read was way complicated (I cannot into series calculus) and completely unnecessary to the lecture, simple 1/2+1/4 math was good enough.

You have to be able to define functions, keep track of them and do math, but it makes some sense

http://Www.python.org

I've got an app I'm working with some lessons; I'll probably multitask and do some in antrho. God that class is boring.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

And thus the Bible came to be.

Are you saying that TED is god almighty?

No. Only that this is the same reasoning God almighty used to craft the Bible, apparently.

TED is his own deity.

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

Oh, to give you guys an idea,

We can't afford driving lessons, so thats why we haven't applied for a learners permit.


I have the manual, and read it all the way thure. but no permit.

But hey, atleast you guys love me! ...Right?