Evil Thread: The TETronomicon

[Auremena]

Just 49?

Per Wikipedia

I hit submit but I was trying to make a joke based on my experiences with older men.

[Dalvius]

Must...not...accidentally...make...Chrinthanium...feel....old...

But really, I thought he was in his 20s.

[Auremena]

Must...not...accidentally...make...Chrinthanium...feel....old...

But really, I thought he was in his 20s.

Because no one over 30 can use the internet, can they?

[Thermodolia]

Must...not...accidentally...make...Chrinthanium...feel....old...

But really, I thought he was in his 20s.

He's only 38. I've screwed guys older than him.

[Dalvius]

Must...not...accidentally...make...Chrinthanium...feel....old...

But really, I thought he was in his 20s.

Because no one over 30 can use the internet, can they?

I never said that. "In his 20s" was a guess.

[Chrinthanium]

49

At least he looks distinguished, since he grayed so early.

It looks really good on him. It doesn't always suit the person, though. Just like some women are gorgeous with silver hair.

Must...not...accidentally...make...Chrinthanium...feel....old...

But really, I thought he was in his 20s.

Who? Me or Anderson Cooper?
Seriously, though, fear not making me feel old. Knowing that the last guy to hit on me was 18 and I am old enough to be his father (though, I would've been 20 when he was born) made me think twice in spite of his... bangin' bod.

[Cu Math]

At least he looks distinguished, since he grayed so early.

It looks really good on him. It doesn't always suit the person, though. Just like some women are gorgeous with silver hair.

Must...not...accidentally...make...Chrinthanium...feel....old...

But really, I thought he was in his 20s.

Who? Me or Anderson Cooper?
Seriously, though, fear not making me feel old. Knowing that the last guy to hit on me was 18 and I am old enough to be his father (though, I would've been 20 when he was born) made me think twice in spite of his... bangin' bod.

Dang. I've always had folks think I was much older than I am

[Chrinthanium]

Must...not...accidentally...make...Chrinthanium...feel....old...

But really, I thought he was in his 20s.

He's only 38. I've screwed guys older than him.

Well, so have I.

Because no one over 30 can use the internet, can they?

I never said that. "In his 20s" was a guess.

I've been using the internet since I was 17. So, 21 years now. Some of you aren't even that old. Now, that'll make you realize your age

[Thermodolia]

At least he looks distinguished, since he grayed so early.

It looks really good on him. It doesn't always suit the person, though. Just like some women are gorgeous with silver hair.

Must...not...accidentally...make...Chrinthanium...feel....old...

But really, I thought he was in his 20s.

Who? Me or Anderson Cooper?
Seriously, though, fear not making me feel old. Knowing that the last guy to hit on me was 18 and I am old enough to be his father (though, I would've been 20 when he was born) made me think twice in spite of his... bangin' bod.

One of my friends was 19 when he had his kid.

[Cu Math]

It looks really good on him. It doesn't always suit the person, though. Just like some women are gorgeous with silver hair.


Who? Me or Anderson Cooper?
Seriously, though, fear not making me feel old. Knowing that the last guy to hit on me was 18 and I am old enough to be his father (though, I would've been 20 when he was born) made me think twice in spite of his... bangin' bod.

One of my friends was 19 when he had his kid.

In parts of the western US, that's downright average

[Thermodolia]

It looks really good on him. It doesn't always suit the person, though. Just like some women are gorgeous with silver hair.


Who? Me or Anderson Cooper?
Seriously, though, fear not making me feel old. Knowing that the last guy to hit on me was 18 and I am old enough to be his father (though, I would've been 20 when he was born) made me think twice in spite of his... bangin' bod.

Dang. I've always had folks think I was much older than I am

Mines just the opposite. I've had people think I'm 18, well that's when I shave.

[Sungai Pusat]

You can almost see his heart beating in his chest, no joke. He's that thin.

You might even be able to see Spaghetti's veins throb in his head!

Maybe fucking virginity will make you lose your virginity...

Or... I'll see myself out.

And about time at any rate, I'm going to be gone for about the next four hours.

How do you fuck virginity

Dunno but you can try regardless. :'D

[Dalvius]

He's only 38. I've screwed guys older than him.

Well, so have I.

I never said that. "In his 20s" was a guess.

I've been using the internet since I was 17. So, 21 years now. Some of you aren't even that old. Now, that'll make you realize your age

Back when the Internet was a sad, tragic network?
I feel sorry for you.

[Chrinthanium]

It looks really good on him. It doesn't always suit the person, though. Just like some women are gorgeous with silver hair.


Who? Me or Anderson Cooper?
Seriously, though, fear not making me feel old. Knowing that the last guy to hit on me was 18 and I am old enough to be his father (though, I would've been 20 when he was born) made me think twice in spite of his... bangin' bod.

One of my friends was 19 when he had his kid.

I work with a guy at the call center who is 19 and just had a kid with what he affectionately calls his "baby mama." Which I find to be a ghastly term.

[Luminesa]

He's only 38. I've screwed guys older than him.

Well, so have I.

I never said that. "In his 20s" was a guess.

I've been using the internet since I was 17. So, 21 years now. Some of you aren't even that old. Now, that'll make you realize your age

I AM ALMOST THERE, DANG IT.

[Thermodolia]

One of my friends was 19 when he had his kid.

In parts of the western US, that's downright average

Well in the south it's not. The average is lower.

[Cu Math]

Dang. I've always had folks think I was much older than I am

Mines just the opposite. I've had people think I'm 18, well that's when I shave.

I had someone think I was mid twenties when I was about 17. It was not a good time.

[Dalvius]

You might even be able to see Spaghetti's veins throb in his head!


How do you fuck virginity

Dunno but you can try regardless. :'D

I don't know.
Virginity might not have the bangin' body I want.
Besides, the closest thing you can get to fucking virginity is already long gone.

[Cu Math]

One of my friends was 19 when he had his kid.

I work with a guy at the call center who is 19 and just had a kid with what he affectionately calls his "baby mama." Which I find to be a ghastly term.

Reverse the words and it becomes far far weirder.

[Katyuscha]

I honestly don't remember mch about you except you looked like an estranged friend and always had Cthulhu flags

Oh yeah. I guess I never updated after my Lovecraft phase. Welp, can't be arsed to come up with something clever.

This flag has pretty become my staple if I were to have one

[Chrinthanium]

Well, so have I.


I've been using the internet since I was 17. So, 21 years now. Some of you aren't even that old. Now, that'll make you realize your age

Back when the Internet was a sad, tragic network?
I feel sorry for you.

28k modems were all the rage, plus you had that cool dial-up sound! LOL

Well, so have I.


I've been using the internet since I was 17. So, 21 years now. Some of you aren't even that old. Now, that'll make you realize your age

I AM ALMOST THERE, DANG IT.

Don't rush it. For god's sake the best advice I can give the younger generation is not to rush growing up. Enjoy it, please. Relish every single moment of it. You're only young once.

[Sungai Pusat]

He's only 38. I've screwed guys older than him.

Well, so have I.

I never said that. "In his 20s" was a guess.

I've been using the internet since I was 17. So, 21 years now. Some of you aren't even that old. Now, that'll make you realize your age

Oh god, I'm young! -gasp-



By about a few years from when you started using the Internet, but yeah holy fuck.

[Thermodolia]

One of my friends was 19 when he had his kid.

I work with a guy at the call center who is 19 and just had a kid with what he affectionately calls his "baby mama." Which I find to be a ghastly term.

Ya that's a cringeworthy word. It's times like that when I'm super glad I'm gay, all of the sex and none of the baby.

[Idzequitch]

Dang. I've always had folks think I was much older than I am

Mines just the opposite. I've had people think I'm 18, well that's when I shave.

Most people assume I'm about 16. Three cheers for baby faces!!!

[Luminesa]

Dunno but you can try regardless. :'D

I don't know.
Virginity might not have the bangin' body I want.
Besides, the closest thing you can get to fucking virginity is already long gone.

...She's still alive in Heaven...

...And virginity is not a bad thing...