Evil Thread: The TETronomicon

[Thermodolia]

Congrats I guess

Congratulation for being "normal?"
Because I forgot how to spell it I won't do the Bostoner "that's fucking weird," but just know I implied it when I wrote it in standard non-New England English.

I guess.

[Auremena]

Hello TET! How goes?

Well look who's still here.

It's my fault, I told him there was gay porn on TET.
Yes Cu, I'll get around to Borderlands in a second, I've gotta Forrest Gump to the bathroom.

[Chrinthanium]

Ah. You sound just like me when I was 21. Now, at 38, you start wondering about things.

If they guy is good looking I don't care how old he is

It's quite an interesting evolution in my life. 15 years ago, a 40 year old would have been "too old." Now, it's really close to my age. And, I'm starting to notice guys in their younger 40s who are still hot. Guess being shallow doesn't last forever.

[Katyuscha]

Hello TET! How goes?

You still exist?

[Cu Math]

Well look who's still here.

It's my fault, I told him there was gay porn on TET.
Yes Cu, I'll get around to Borderlands in a second, I've gotta Forrest Gump to the bathroom.

So....take down a president, moon another one, and then stumble onto success? My god woman, are you sure your bladder can take all that?

[Auremena]

Under 21 less than optimal but would be doable.

Well poo.

Ohaidere, I was just talking about you.
Thought your nation died.

Not yet.

Well you wouldn't be drinking anyway so no harm no foul, I guess.
You're almost there though, right?

I should really get some food Waffle House sounds good right about now

I'm still craving pizza.
I need more pizza in my life.

[Idzequitch]

I should really get some food Waffle House sounds good right about now

I have a love/hate relationship with Waffle House. It's sketchy even in a good neighborhood, and it's not in a good neighborhood here. But cheap breakfast food is hard to beat.

[Thermodolia]

If they guy is good looking I don't care how old he is

It's quite an interesting evolution in my life. 15 years ago, a 40 year old would have been "too old." Now, it's really close to my age. And, I'm starting to notice guys in their younger 40s who are still hot. Guess being shallow doesn't last forever.

Well I'm what like 21 and guys who are 25 years older than me are fine, as long as they are hot of course.

[Cu Math]

Hello TET! How goes?

You still exist?

Much to the chagrin of many, I'm sure.

Well poo.
Not yet.

Well you wouldn't be drinking anyway so no harm no foul, I guess.
You're almost there though, right?

February 1st.

[Auremena]

If they guy is good looking I don't care how old he is

It's quite an interesting evolution in my life. 15 years ago, a 40 year old would have been "too old." Now, it's really close to my age. And, I'm starting to notice guys in their younger 40s who are still hot. Guess being shallow doesn't last forever.

I don't even want to mention how old isn't too old by my experience is...
Maybe if you ask politely, I'd respond in private.

It's my fault, I told him there was gay porn on TET.
Yes Cu, I'll get around to Borderlands in a second, I've gotta Forrest Gump to the bathroom.

So....take down a president, moon another one, and then stumble onto success? My god woman, are you sure your bladder can take all that?

I just meant the "I gotta pee" bit...

[Chrinthanium]

It's quite an interesting evolution in my life. 15 years ago, a 40 year old would have been "too old." Now, it's really close to my age. And, I'm starting to notice guys in their younger 40s who are still hot. Guess being shallow doesn't last forever.

Well I'm what like 21 and guys who are 25 years older than me are fine, as long as they are hot of course.

Couldn't have said it better myself... though, if they're 25 years older than me... that's.... holy crap... 63.... eww.

[Auremena]

I should really get some food Waffle House sounds good right about now

I have a love/hate relationship with Waffle House. It's sketchy even in a good neighborhood, and it's not in a good neighborhood here. But cheap breakfast food is hard to beat.

Wait I ddin't know they had them in NM. I thought Cinci-Daytonland was like the only non-south bit of the country they're in.

[Thermodolia]

I should really get some food Waffle House sounds good right about now

I have a love/hate relationship with Waffle House. It's sketchy even in a good neighborhood, and it's not in a good neighborhood here. But cheap breakfast food is hard to beat.

Well they are all over the place here in Georgia. Though at three in the morning all the drunks go there.

[Katyuscha]

You still exist?

Much to the chagrin of many, I'm sure.

I honestly don't remember mch about you except you looked like an estranged friend and always had Cthulhu flags

[Thermodolia]

Well I'm what like 21 and guys who are 25 years older than me are fine, as long as they are hot of course.

Couldn't have said it better myself... though, if they're 25 years older than me... that's.... holy crap... 63.... eww.

Idk how old is Anderson Cooper?

[Auremena]

I have a love/hate relationship with Waffle House. It's sketchy even in a good neighborhood, and it's not in a good neighborhood here. But cheap breakfast food is hard to beat.

Well they are all over the place here in Georgia. Though at three in the morning all the drunks go there.

idk if it's just a Boston ordinance or probably more likely many New England towns don't let you have 24 hour food operations. Diners tend to close from like 3-4. Kinda werid timing honestly, that's the perfect time for the drunks. Then again most bars here close at like 1 so you won't really get any drunks after 3 so it makes a bit of sense I guess...

[Chrinthanium]

Couldn't have said it better myself... though, if they're 25 years older than me... that's.... holy crap... 63.... eww.

Idk how old is Anderson Cooper?

49

[Cu Math]

Much to the chagrin of many, I'm sure.

I honestly don't remember mch about you except you looked like an estranged friend and always had Cthulhu flags

Oh yeah. I guess I never updated after my Lovecraft phase. Welp, can't be arsed to come up with something clever.

[Thermodolia]

Idk how old is Anderson Cooper?

49

Really? Damn. That daddy is sexy!

[Idzequitch]

I have a love/hate relationship with Waffle House. It's sketchy even in a good neighborhood, and it's not in a good neighborhood here. But cheap breakfast food is hard to beat.

Wait I ddin't know they had them in NM. I thought Cinci-Daytonland was like the only non-south bit of the country they're in.

We have two in ABQ. That's all I know.

[Auremena]

Couldn't have said it better myself... though, if they're 25 years older than me... that's.... holy crap... 63.... eww.

Idk how old is Anderson Cooper?

Oh god I knew someone who was in her late 20s and in love with him but she was fucking mad and I was trying to school her on aircraft (she didn't know what the fuck a P3 is even though she claimed to have crewed one in the navy... my phone was dead so I couldn't show her) and she shouldn't fucking listen.
Rule #1, Aure fucking knows her shit when it comes to airplanes.

[Thermodolia]

Well they are all over the place here in Georgia. Though at three in the morning all the drunks go there.

idk if it's just a Boston ordinance or probably more likely many New England towns don't let you have 24 hour food operations. Diners tend to close from like 3-4. Kinda werid timing honestly, that's the perfect time for the drunks. Then again most bars here close at like 1 so you won't really get any drunks after 3 so it makes a bit of sense I guess...

Atlanta has a lot of near by colleges, so ya

[Auremena]

49

Really? Damn. That daddy is sexy!

Just 49? Guess he had you early.
Wait remember my parents had me in their early 30s and my sister in their mid 30s.

[Chrinthanium]

Really? Damn. That daddy is sexy!

Just 49?

Per Wikipedia

[Idzequitch]

Idk how old is Anderson Cooper?

49

At least he looks distinguished, since he grayed so early.