Evil Thread: The TETronomicon

[Dalvius]

...damn, how I wish I was a 'fit young lad' right now.

Unfortunately, I'm 5'11 and barely 115 pounds...

You can almost see his heart beating in his chest, no joke. He's that thin.

You might even be able to see Spaghetti's veins throb in his head!

Fuck virginity. It's boring as shit. I'm ready to get it the hell over with already.

Maybe fucking virginity will make you lose your virginity...

Or... I'll see myself out.

And about time at any rate, I'm going to be gone for about the next four hours.

How do you fuck virginity

[The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster]

Okay, maybe 120, I haven't checked in a while.

And I don't really think any girls have noticed...as far as I know, of course.

How old are you?

15.

...damn, how I wish I was a 'fit young lad' right now.

Unfortunately, I'm 5'11 and barely 115 pounds...

You can almost see his heart beating in his chest, no joke. He's that thin.

Like you would know. You've never even seen me before.

...you're not wrong, though...

[Chrinthanium]

Looks aren't everything.

For a one night stand they are.

Looks aren't everything.

For a one night stand, yes, they are

I got that in stereo. And, to a degree they are for that purpose. However, considering my youthful experiences, it isn't the single most important thing.

Fuck virginity. It's boring as shit. I'm ready to get it the hell over with already.

Maybe fucking virginity will make you lose your virginity...

Or... I'll see myself out.

And about time at any rate, I'm going to be gone for about the next four hours.

Certainly a personal decision to keep it or lose it. Depends on what the person who has it wants to do with it.

[Katyuscha]

Call me shallow, but I don't know what he looks like

Booo you suck.

Okay, maybe 120, I haven't checked in a while.

And I don't really think any girls have noticed...as far as I know, of course.

Oh no I meant all girls would love to be 5'11" and 115 (if they made clothes to fit that properly... not always true...) not necessarily that's what we go for.

I know what MLK and Blaat look like. Blaat honestly is pretty good looking, but too old for me.

Well good thing I like my men a bit older than I am and he's interested so...

Ha, yes. Yes, I do. I've never been too into older men. As I get older, sure, but I'm 21 years old. I'll have my fill of twinks while I can

[Auremena]

How old are you?

15.

Whoa there, stallion! You've plenty of time to mature before that becomes any form of an issue, honestly.

[Thermodolia]

How old are you?

15.

You'll be fine. You're young

[Chrinthanium]

Booo you suck.Oh no I meant all girls would love to be 5'11" and 115 (if they made clothes to fit that properly... not always true...) not necessarily that's what we go for.Well good thing I like my men a bit older than I am and he's interested so...

Ha, yes. Yes, I do. I've never been too into older men. As I get older, sure, but I'm 21 years old. I'll have my fill of twinks while I can

Ah. You sound just like me when I was 21. Now, at 38, you start wondering about things.

[Thermodolia]

Who MLK, Blaat, or me?

I know what MLK and Blaat look like. Blaat honestly is pretty good looking, but too old for me.

Well worry no longer

New haircut: https://imgur.com/a/yPLtv

[Auremena]

Booo you suck.Oh no I meant all girls would love to be 5'11" and 115 (if they made clothes to fit that properly... not always true...) not necessarily that's what we go for.Well good thing I like my men a bit older than I am and he's interested so...

Ha, yes. Yes, I do. I've never been too into older men. As I get older, sure, but I'm 21 years old. I'll have my fill of twinks while I can

35-43 is probably ideal for me, but I don't really exclude anyone by age except under 18, really. Under 21 less than optimal but would be doable.

[Katyuscha]

I know what MLK and Blaat look like. Blaat honestly is pretty good looking, but too old for me.

Well worry no longer

New haircut: https://imgur.com/a/yPLtv

Eeeyyy, looking good. Sorry to say not my type, but you're not bad looking. I'm unfortunately just very picky and not all that interested in sex in the first place

[Thermodolia]

Ha, yes. Yes, I do. I've never been too into older men. As I get older, sure, but I'm 21 years old. I'll have my fill of twinks while I can

Ah. You sound just like me when I was 21. Now, at 38, you start wondering about things.

If they guy is good looking I don't care how old he is

[Auremena]

I know what MLK and Blaat look like. Blaat honestly is pretty good looking, but too old for me.

Well worry no longer

New haircut: https://imgur.com/a/yPLtv

I was about to say get some ACUs and you could do the whole military man schtick well, but then I remembered that you indeed were in the military, weren't you?

[Katyuscha]

Ha, yes. Yes, I do. I've never been too into older men. As I get older, sure, but I'm 21 years old. I'll have my fill of twinks while I can

35-43 is probably ideal for me, but I don't really exclude anyone by age except under 18, really. Under 21 less than optimal but would be doable.

I'd prefer 20 through maybe 24/25, but there are exceptions

[Thermodolia]

Well worry no longer

I was about to say get some ACUs and you could do the whole military man schtick well, but then I remembered that you indeed were in the military, weren't you?

Yes.

[Idzequitch]

So... I like women

[Cu Math]

Hello TET! How goes?

[Auremena]

So... I like women

So do I, hooray for boobies!

[Thermodolia]

So... I like women

Congrats I guess

[Auremena]

Hello TET! How goes?

Ohaidere, I was just talking about you.
Thought your nation died.

[Idzequitch]

Hello TET! How goes?

Well look who's still here.

[Thermodolia]

Well worry no longer

Eeeyyy, looking good. Sorry to say not my type, but you're not bad looking. I'm unfortunately just very picky and not all that interested in sex in the first place

Thanks.

[Chrinthanium]

So... I like women

*shock* We can't have that in our society! What will the children say?!

[Auremena]

So... I like women

Congrats I guess

Congratulation for being "normal?"
Because I forgot how to spell it I won't do the Bostoner "that's fucking weird," but just know I implied it when I wrote it in standard non-New England English.

[Thermodolia]

I should really get some food Waffle House sounds good right about now

[Cu Math]

Under 21 less than optimal but would be doable.

Well poo.

Hello TET! How goes?

Ohaidere, I was just talking about you.
Thought your nation died.

Not yet.