Evil Thread: The TETronomicon

[Astrolinium]

My taste in men, or how straight people have sex?

Straight peeps

At least you aren't as salty as Aure.

I mean, you can categorize straight people in terms of dominance but unless you're really into certain toys I'm pretty sure there's only one partner putting Tab A in Slot B.

Even without those, girl can still be on top and getting a tab a into her slot b.

I mean, yeah, but I doubt being physically on the top is quite the definitive role that being a top or bottom is in the gay community.

[Idzequitch]

So ok, I'm all for tolerance 'n shit, but to put it in the words of my old friend Sammy
Dahs fahckhin wehaihdNot only straight, a priest.
Or whatever you call them in whichever version of christianity I forget which he follows so I revert to priest cause I was raised catholic.

Priest, pastor, minister, I use them all interchangeably.

I tend to avoid priest, just because it's misleading since I'm not Catholic. (Not that I have anything against Catholics )

[Katyuscha]

Straight peeps

At least you aren't as salty as Aure.

Even without those, girl can still be on top and getting a tab a into her slot b.

I mean, yeah, but I doubt being physically on the top is quite the definitive role that being a top or bottom is in the gay community.

Being on top or on bottom in the gay community still doesn't really denote dominance

[Auremena]

So ok, I'm all for tolerance 'n shit, but to put it in the words of my old friend Sammy
Dahs fahckhin wehaihdNot only straight, a priest.
Or whatever you call them in whichever version of christianity I forget which he follows so I revert to priest cause I was raised catholic.

Priest, pastor, minister, I use them all interchangeably.

They're all blokes who say Jesus was God's lovechild, I don't see why they have to be so special and call eachother names.

So ok, I'm all for tolerance 'n shit, but to put it in the words of my old friend Sammy
Dahs fahckhin wehaihdNot only straight, a priest.
Or whatever you call them in whichever version of christianity I forget which he follows so I revert to priest cause I was raised catholic.

Pastor, is the word you're looking for. And I'm not one yet. That would require me actually working in a church.

Oh right I've been spending so much time with my Jewish friend I forgot that rabbis can be a rabbi without belonging to a particular synagogue, and priests and whatnot (with the exceptions of Jesuits I believe) need to have a parsh to get their title.
But wait what about MLK he was always called reverend even though he wasn't always attached to any particular church I'm so confused religion is hard no wonder I gave it up.

[Idzequitch]

Straight peeps

At least you aren't as salty as Aure.

Even without those, girl can still be on top and getting a tab a into her slot b.

I mean, yeah, but I doubt being physically on the top is quite the definitive role that being a top or bottom is in the gay community.

This terminology suddenly makes more sense than it did 10 minutes ago.

[Thermodolia]

At least you aren't as salty as Aure.



I mean, yeah, but I doubt being physically on the top is quite the definitive role that being a top or bottom is in the gay community.

Being on top or on bottom in the gay community still doesn't really denote dominance

True. Especially if one is a power bottom

[Thermodolia]

Priest, pastor, minister, I use them all interchangeably.

They're all blokes who say Jesus was God's lovechild, I don't see why they have to be so special and call eachother names.

Pastor, is the word you're looking for. And I'm not one yet. That would require me actually working in a church.

Oh right I've been spending so much time with my Jewish friend I forgot that rabbis can be a rabbi without belonging to a particular synagogue, and priests and whatnot (with the exceptions of Jesuits I believe) need to have a parsh to get their title.
But wait what about MLK he was always called reverend even though he wasn't always attached to any particular church I'm so confused religion is hard no wonder I gave it up.

MLK was a pastor of a church in Atlanta

[Katyuscha]

Being on top or on bottom in the gay community still doesn't really denote dominance

True. Especially if one is a power bottom

I don't have much relationship experience, but in my longest relationship, I was generally the bottom, regardless of my physical position. I'm going to stop right there, though, before I get sicked on my mods

[Idzequitch]

Priest, pastor, minister, I use them all interchangeably.

They're all blokes who say Jesus was God's lovechild, I don't see why they have to be so special and call eachother names.

Pastor, is the word you're looking for. And I'm not one yet. That would require me actually working in a church.

Oh right I've been spending so much time with my Jewish friend I forgot that rabbis can be a rabbi without belonging to a particular synagogue, and priests and whatnot (with the exceptions of Jesuits I believe) need to have a parsh to get their title.
But wait what about MLK he was always called reverend even though he wasn't always attached to any particular church I'm so confused religion is hard no wonder I gave it up.

Perhaps it would be more accurate for me to say I have never had a pastoral job, so I don't warrant the title yet.

[Luziyca]

True. Especially if one is a power bottom

I don't have much relationship experience, but in my longest relationship, I was generally the bottom, regardless of my physical position. I'm going to stop right there, though, before I get sicked on my mods

Agreed.

We should instead discuss jury nullification.

[Auremena]

Oh I was thinking primarily of homoerotic photography and cinematography (or perhaps "porn" or "smut" for the less cultured) but come to think of it I do tend to prefer the latter in males, though the former are fun to humiliate via feminisation. But oh my god muscles. What I wouldn't do for a fit young lad to carry me off in his muscular arms. Not difficult considering, out of some baffling miracle, I dropped 15 pounds between mid-July and mid-October, and I'm back in the underweight territory. Oh but muscles only matter so much if he...
I maybe should stop talking before I venture into post-PG13 and kinklandia.

...damn, how I wish I was a 'fit young lad' right now.

Unfortunately, I'm 5'11 and barely 115 pounds...

How are you 5'11", but still 115? Like all the girls would want that. That's a bmi of like 16.

Straight peeps

At least you aren't as salty as Aure.

Even without those, girl can still be on top and getting a tab a into her slot b.

I mean, yeah, but I doubt being physically on the top is quite the definitive role that being a top or bottom is in the gay community.

Hey my ancestors hail from San Vito, it's fuckin' surrounded by salt, don't judge me, gay sex role judger.

Try me when I'm in tigress mode. Might change your mind.

[Thermodolia]

True. Especially if one is a power bottom

I don't have much relationship experience, but in my longest relationship, I was generally the bottom, regardless of my physical position. I'm going to stop right there, though, before I get sicked on my mods

I'm what's called a slut.

[Katyuscha]

I don't have much relationship experience, but in my longest relationship, I was generally the bottom, regardless of my physical position. I'm going to stop right there, though, before I get sicked on my mods

Agreed.

We should instead discuss jury nullification.

Not even going to go there

I don't have much relationship experience, but in my longest relationship, I was generally the bottom, regardless of my physical position. I'm going to stop right there, though, before I get sicked on my mods

I'm what's called a slut.

No shame in that. Honestly, I would be, but I get too emotionally attached. If I don't end up back into my old relationship like I hope I will, it'll be a while before I'll be ready to do anything sexually, again.

[Auremena]

They're all blokes who say Jesus was God's lovechild, I don't see why they have to be so special and call eachother names.Oh right I've been spending so much time with my Jewish friend I forgot that rabbis can be a rabbi without belonging to a particular synagogue, and priests and whatnot (with the exceptions of Jesuits I believe) need to have a parsh to get their title.
But wait what about MLK he was always called reverend even though he wasn't always attached to any particular church I'm so confused religion is hard no wonder I gave it up.

MLK was a pastor of a church in Atlanta

He didn't come back every sunday to preach there did he though?

I don't have much relationship experience, but in my longest relationship, I was generally the bottom, regardless of my physical position. I'm going to stop right there, though, before I get sicked on my mods

I'm what's called a slut.

Hey I'm totally willing to watch elsewhere if you men wanna...
wait, this is totally a trap, isn't it. BLAAT WHYYYYYY!

[Katyuscha]

MLK was a pastor of a church in Atlanta

He didn't come back every sunday to preach there did he though?

I'm what's called a slut.

Hey I'm totally willing to watch elsewhere if you men wanna...
wait, this is totally a trap, isn't it. BLAAT WHYYYYYY!

Call me shallow, but I don't know what he looks like

[The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster]

...damn, how I wish I was a 'fit young lad' right now.

Unfortunately, I'm 5'11 and barely 115 pounds...

How are you 5'11", but still 115? Like all the girls would want that. That's a bmi of like 16.

Okay, maybe 120, I haven't checked in a while.

And I don't really think any girls have noticed...as far as I know, of course.

[Thermodolia]

He didn't come back every sunday to preach there did he though?Hey I'm totally willing to watch elsewhere if you men wanna...
wait, this is totally a trap, isn't it. BLAAT WHYYYYYY!

Call me shallow, but I don't know what he looks like

Who MLK, Blaat, or me?

[Thermodolia]

How are you 5'11", but still 115? Like all the girls would want that. That's a bmi of like 16.

Okay, maybe 120, I haven't checked in a while.

And I don't really think any girls have noticed...as far as I know, of course.

How old are you?

[Dalvius]

Oh I was thinking primarily of homoerotic photography and cinematography (or perhaps "porn" or "smut" for the less cultured) but come to think of it I do tend to prefer the latter in males, though the former are fun to humiliate via feminisation. But oh my god muscles. What I wouldn't do for a fit young lad to carry me off in his muscular arms. Not difficult considering, out of some baffling miracle, I dropped 15 pounds between mid-July and mid-October, and I'm back in the underweight territory. Oh but muscles only matter so much if he...
I maybe should stop talking before I venture into post-PG13 and kinklandia.

...damn, how I wish I was a 'fit young lad' right now.

Unfortunately, I'm 5'11 and barely 115 pounds...

You can almost see his heart beating in his chest, no joke. He's that thin.

[Katyuscha]

Call me shallow, but I don't know what he looks like

Who MLK, Blaat, or me?

I know what MLK and Blaat look like. Blaat honestly is pretty good looking, but too old for me.

[Chrinthanium]

He didn't come back every sunday to preach there did he though?Hey I'm totally willing to watch elsewhere if you men wanna...
wait, this is totally a trap, isn't it. BLAAT WHYYYYYY!

Call me shallow, but I don't know what he looks like

Looks aren't everything.

[Katyuscha]

Call me shallow, but I don't know what he looks like

Looks aren't everything.

For a one night stand, yes, they are

[Thermodolia]

Call me shallow, but I don't know what he looks like

Looks aren't everything.

For a one night stand they are.

[Sungai Pusat]

Whoo for virginity or something!

Fuck virginity. It's boring as shit. I'm ready to get it the hell over with already.

Maybe fucking virginity will make you lose your virginity...

Or... I'll see myself out.

And about time at any rate, I'm going to be gone for about the next four hours.

[Auremena]

He didn't come back every sunday to preach there did he though?Hey I'm totally willing to watch elsewhere if you men wanna...
wait, this is totally a trap, isn't it. BLAAT WHYYYYYY!

Call me shallow, but I don't know what he looks like

Booo you suck.

How are you 5'11", but still 115? Like all the girls would want that. That's a bmi of like 16.

Okay, maybe 120, I haven't checked in a while.

And I don't really think any girls have noticed...as far as I know, of course.

Oh no I meant all girls would love to be 5'11" and 115 (if they made clothes to fit that properly... not always true...) not necessarily that's what we go for.

Who MLK, Blaat, or me?

I know what MLK and Blaat look like. Blaat honestly is pretty good looking, but too old for me.

Well good thing I like my men a bit older than I am and he's interested so...

Whoo for virginity or something!

Fuck virginity. It's boring as shit. I'm ready to get it the hell over with already.

Took me till I was over halfway to 21 from 20. Don't be ashamed, it'll be ok