Evil Thread: The TETronomicon

[Sungai Pusat]

Damn. Holy crap

Should ask Astro the judger what he thinks of me.



This could get weird...

Whoops, forgot that most people aren't used to that.

This is the original author.
This is the responsse.

*eye is first drawn to bio*
*reads first word*
Human.
Yes indeed you are, who else would be using a computer? A rhinoceros?

I think it's in acknowledgement of other-kin...?

Or maybe it's just meant to be silly, like just this completely obvious point being raised into text.

[Sungai Pusat]

If it helps I figured you were probably, like, a somewhat-versatile power bottom.

I should probably stop categorizing people I meet like this.

The fun of having no sexual experience is that I have no idea how I fit into these categories.

Whoo for virginity or something!

[Astrolinium]

If it helps I figured you were probably, like, a somewhat-versatile power bottom.

I should probably stop categorizing people I meet like this.

The fun of having no sexual experience is that I have no idea how I fit into these categories.

Aren't you straight?

I don't think these work the same way for straight people, at least how I conceive of them.

[The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster]

THAT DOG IS NOT REASSURING ME AT ALL.

Well we all have to die some day

Let me bid you farewell
Every man has to die

[Auremena]

Damn. Holy crap

I admittedly may have been projecting, now that I think about it.

The only ones that matter are the twinky boys who make passable crossdressers and the hunky muscle types.
They're the best to look at.

I sense we look for different things in men.

Oh I was thinking primarily of homoerotic photography and cinematography (or perhaps "porn" or "smut" for the less cultured) but come to think of it I do tend to prefer the latter in males, though the former are fun to humiliate via feminisation. But oh my god muscles. What I wouldn't do for a fit young lad to carry me off in his muscular arms. Not difficult considering, out of some baffling miracle, I dropped 15 pounds between mid-July and mid-October, and I'm back in the underweight territory. Oh but muscles only matter so much if he...
I maybe should stop talking before I venture into post-PG13 and kinklandia.

[Sungai Pusat]

The fun of having no sexual experience is that I have no idea how I fit into these categories.

Aren't you straight?

I don't think these work the same way for straight people, at least how I conceive of them.

I mean... wouldn't some sort of a category exist for..... straight people, holy shit they don't.

[The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster]

The fun of having no sexual experience is that I have no idea how I fit into these categories.

Whoo for virginity or something!

Fuck virginity. It's boring as shit. I'm ready to get it the hell over with already.

[Thermodolia]

I admittedly may have been projecting, now that I think about it.

I sense we look for different things in men.

Oh I was thinking primarily of homoerotic photography and cinematography (or perhaps "porn" or "smut" for the less cultured) but come to think of it I do tend to prefer the latter in males, though the former are fun to humiliate via feminisation. But oh my god muscles. What I wouldn't do for a fit young lad to carry me off in his muscular arms. Not difficult considering, out of some baffling miracle, I dropped 15 pounds between mid-July and mid-October, and I'm back in the underweight territory. Oh but muscles only matter so much if he...
I maybe should stop talking before I venture into post-PG13 and kinklandia.

Muscles are awesome.

[Idzequitch]

The fun of having no sexual experience is that I have no idea how I fit into these categories.

Aren't you straight?

I don't think these work the same way for straight people, at least how I conceive of them.

I don't know how that works either.

[Astrolinium]

I admittedly may have been projecting, now that I think about it.

I sense we look for different things in men.

Oh I was thinking primarily of homoerotic photography and cinematography (or perhaps "porn" or "smut" for the less cultured) but come to think of it I do tend to prefer the latter in males, though the former are fun to humiliate via feminisation. But oh my god muscles. What I wouldn't do for a fit young lad to carry me off in his muscular arms. Not difficult considering, out of some baffling miracle, I dropped 15 pounds between mid-July and mid-October, and I'm back in the underweight territory. Oh but muscles only matter so much if he...
I maybe should stop talking before I venture into post-PG13 and kinklandia.

See, I'm more into, like, twinky geeky guys with strong eyebrows and glasses.

Aren't you straight?

I don't think these work the same way for straight people, at least how I conceive of them.

I mean... wouldn't some sort of a category exist for..... straight people, holy shit they don't.

I mean, you can categorize straight people in terms of dominance but unless you're really into certain toys I'm pretty sure there's only one partner putting Tab A in Slot B.

[Thermodolia]

Oh I was thinking primarily of homoerotic photography and cinematography (or perhaps "porn" or "smut" for the less cultured) but come to think of it I do tend to prefer the latter in males, though the former are fun to humiliate via feminisation. But oh my god muscles. What I wouldn't do for a fit young lad to carry me off in his muscular arms. Not difficult considering, out of some baffling miracle, I dropped 15 pounds between mid-July and mid-October, and I'm back in the underweight territory. Oh but muscles only matter so much if he...
I maybe should stop talking before I venture into post-PG13 and kinklandia.

See, I'm more into, like, twinky geeky guys with strong eyebrows and glasses.

I mean... wouldn't some sort of a category exist for..... straight people, holy shit they don't.

I mean, you can categorize straight people in terms of dominance but unless you're really into certain toys I'm pretty sure there's only one partner putting Tab A in Slot B.

That's so boring

[Auremena]

I think it's in acknowledgement of other-kin...?

So ok, I'm all for tolerance 'n shit, but to put it in the words of my old friend Sammy
Dahs fahckhin wehaihd

The fun of having no sexual experience is that I have no idea how I fit into these categories.

Aren't you straight?

I don't think these work the same way for straight people, at least how I conceive of them.

Not only straight, a priest.
Or whatever you call them in whichever version of christianity I forget which he follows so I revert to priest cause I was raised catholic.

[Sareva]

The fun of having no sexual experience is that I have no idea how I fit into these categories.

Whoo for virginity or something!

I would rather not die still being a virgin, thank you very much.

[Thermodolia]

I think it's in acknowledgement of other-kin...?

So ok, I'm all for tolerance 'n shit, but to put it in the words of my old friend Sammy
Dahs fahckhin wehaihd

Aren't you straight?

I don't think these work the same way for straight people, at least how I conceive of them.

Not only straight, a priest.
Or whatever you call them in whichever version of christianity I forget which he follows so I revert to priest cause I was raised catholic.

Ya but not all priests are like Catholics, a lot of em have a spouse

[Katyuscha]

I think it's in acknowledgement of other-kin...?

So ok, I'm all for tolerance 'n shit, but to put it in the words of my old friend Sammy
Dahs fahckhin wehaihd

Aren't you straight?

I don't think these work the same way for straight people, at least how I conceive of them.

Not only straight, a priest.
Or whatever you call them in whichever version of christianity I forget which he follows so I revert to priest cause I was raised catholic.

Goði

[Astrolinium]

See, I'm more into, like, twinky geeky guys with strong eyebrows and glasses.



I mean, you can categorize straight people in terms of dominance but unless you're really into certain toys I'm pretty sure there's only one partner putting Tab A in Slot B.

That's so boring

My taste in men, or how straight people have sex?

Not only straight, a priest.
Or whatever you call them in whichever version of christianity I forget which he follows so I revert to priest cause I was raised catholic.

Don't priests not even get to have sex?

[Auremena]

Oh I was thinking primarily of homoerotic photography and cinematography (or perhaps "porn" or "smut" for the less cultured) but come to think of it I do tend to prefer the latter in males, though the former are fun to humiliate via feminisation. But oh my god muscles. What I wouldn't do for a fit young lad to carry me off in his muscular arms. Not difficult considering, out of some baffling miracle, I dropped 15 pounds between mid-July and mid-October, and I'm back in the underweight territory. Oh but muscles only matter so much if he...
I maybe should stop talking before I venture into post-PG13 and kinklandia.

Muscles are awesome.

So I'll take the straight ones and leave you with half of the gay ones, k?
The other half can be for entertainment purposes.

Oh I was thinking primarily of homoerotic photography and cinematography (or perhaps "porn" or "smut" for the less cultured) but come to think of it I do tend to prefer the latter in males, though the former are fun to humiliate via feminisation. But oh my god muscles. What I wouldn't do for a fit young lad to carry me off in his muscular arms. Not difficult considering, out of some baffling miracle, I dropped 15 pounds between mid-July and mid-October, and I'm back in the underweight territory. Oh but muscles only matter so much if he...
I maybe should stop talking before I venture into post-PG13 and kinklandia.

See, I'm more into, like, twinky geeky guys with strong eyebrows and glasses.

You're boring.
Oh so boring.

[Thermodolia]

Whoo for virginity or something!

I would rather not die still being a virgin, thank you very much.

Heh. Well if the world is going to end I'd suggest buying the services of a hooker.

[Idzequitch]

I think it's in acknowledgement of other-kin...?

So ok, I'm all for tolerance 'n shit, but to put it in the words of my old friend Sammy
Dahs fahckhin wehaihd

Aren't you straight?

I don't think these work the same way for straight people, at least how I conceive of them.

Not only straight, a priest.
Or whatever you call them in whichever version of christianity I forget which he follows so I revert to priest cause I was raised catholic.

Pastor, is the word you're looking for. And I'm not one yet. That would require me actually working in a church.

[Thermodolia]

That's so boring

My taste in men, or how straight people have sex?

Straight peeps

[Luziyca]

Not only straight, a priest.
Or whatever you call them in whichever version of christianity I forget which he follows so I revert to priest cause I was raised catholic.

Don't priests not even get to have sex?

They probably could, judging by the scandals that have broken out in the past few decades.

[Luminesa]

I think it's in acknowledgement of other-kin...?

So ok, I'm all for tolerance 'n shit, but to put it in the words of my old friend Sammy
Dahs fahckhin wehaihd

Aren't you straight?

I don't think these work the same way for straight people, at least how I conceive of them.

Not only straight, a priest.
Or whatever you call them in whichever version of christianity I forget which he follows so I revert to priest cause I was raised catholic.

Priest, pastor, minister, I use them all interchangeably.

[Auremena]

I mean... wouldn't some sort of a category exist for..... straight people, holy shit they don't.

I mean, you can categorize straight people in terms of dominance but unless you're really into certain toys I'm pretty sure there's only one partner putting Tab A in Slot B.

Even without those, girl can still be on top and getting a tab a into her slot b.

[Thermodolia]

Muscles are awesome.

So I'll take the straight ones and leave you with half of the gay ones, k?
The other half can be for entertainment purposes.

Perfect!!!

[The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster]

I admittedly may have been projecting, now that I think about it.

I sense we look for different things in men.

Oh I was thinking primarily of homoerotic photography and cinematography (or perhaps "porn" or "smut" for the less cultured) but come to think of it I do tend to prefer the latter in males, though the former are fun to humiliate via feminisation. But oh my god muscles. What I wouldn't do for a fit young lad to carry me off in his muscular arms. Not difficult considering, out of some baffling miracle, I dropped 15 pounds between mid-July and mid-October, and I'm back in the underweight territory. Oh but muscles only matter so much if he...
I maybe should stop talking before I venture into post-PG13 and kinklandia.

...damn, how I wish I was a 'fit young lad' right now.

Unfortunately, I'm 5'11 and barely 115 pounds...