Evil Thread: The TETronomicon

[Thermodolia]

This dog will reassure you that everything's gonna be okay.

THAT DOG IS NOT REASSURING ME AT ALL.

Well we all have to die some day

[Gallade]

Have to be different, don't you.

But seriously you thought I was a top? Interesting

To be fair I'm an awful judge on that matter, I thought my brother was one and all until I accidentally walked in on him and his fiancé one fateful afternoon that no amount of therapy will ever repress.

[Auremena]

I meant more my personal situation than the political and social climate going on around me, yeah, we all already know that's not going to be ok.

Oh...

Wish I could catch a break somewhere, it's not going great tbh, all then rest of the shit just makes it worse.

Times like these make me want a fluffy cat to snuggle and reassure me it's all going to be ok... but I can't afford a pet

I'd invite you over so you could snuggle mine, but I'm going to guess you live a considerable distance from my place...

I'm in Bahstn. That's like the only thing I can say in the accent, I'm not from around here.
I'm also down to a bit more than an eighth of a tank of gas (probably like 2 gallons) and am broke so I can't go much further than 30 miles if I want to get home...
I really don't want to have to ask my friend for $20 to put in my tank just to get to class again, I feel so guilty for accepting his offer last time.

[Luminesa]

Oh...

Wish I could catch a break somewhere, it's not going great tbh, all then rest of the shit just makes it worse.

I'd invite you over so you could snuggle mine, but I'm going to guess you live a considerable distance from my place...

I'm in Bahstn. That's like the only thing I can say in the accent, I'm not from around here.
I'm also down to a bit more than an eighth of a tank of gas (probably like 2 gallons) and am broke so I can't go much further than 30 miles if I want to get home...
I really don't want to have to ask my friend for $20 to put in my tank just to get to class again, I feel so guilty for accepting his offer last time.

Oh yeah, you'd have to travel a good thousand miles or so to get to my house...

[Auremena]

But seriously you thought I was a top? Interesting

To be fair I'm an awful judge on that matter, I thought my brother was one and all until I accidentally walked in on him and his fiancé one fateful afternoon that no amount of therapy will ever repress.

tldr men are power bottoms if they have some sort of physical definition.

[Luminesa]

THAT DOG IS NOT REASSURING ME AT ALL.

Well we all have to die some day

That is NOT how I want to go.

[Thermodolia]

But seriously you thought I was a top? Interesting

To be fair I'm an awful judge on that matter, I thought my brother was one and all until I accidentally walked in on him and his fiancé one fateful afternoon that no amount of therapy will ever repress.

Oh man. Well you are half right, I'm a vers

[Auremena]

Wish I could catch a break somewhere, it's not going great tbh, all then rest of the shit just makes it worse.I'm in Bahstn. That's like the only thing I can say in the accent, I'm not from around here.
I'm also down to a bit more than an eighth of a tank of gas (probably like 2 gallons) and am broke so I can't go much further than 30 miles if I want to get home...
I really don't want to have to ask my friend for $20 to put in my tank just to get to class again, I feel so guilty for accepting his offer last time.

Oh yeah, you'd have to travel a good thousand miles or so to get to my house...

Give me a couple hundred bucks and I'm in.
jk I hate driving and it gives me fucktons of back pain.

[Luziyca]

This dog will reassure you that everything's gonna be okay.

THAT DOG IS NOT REASSURING ME AT ALL.

But it has been comforting me the past few days.

[WaRtArIa]

To be fair I'm an awful judge on that matter, I thought my brother was one and all until I accidentally walked in on him and his fiancé one fateful afternoon that no amount of therapy will ever repress.

tldr men are power bottoms if they have some sort of physical definition.

Well, I guess it doesn't apply to me.

Good night.

[Sungai Pusat]

THAT DOG IS NOT REASSURING ME AT ALL.

Well we all have to die some day

On a brighter note of things if you can access tumblr.

[Thermodolia]

Well we all have to die some day

That is NOT how I want to go.

A big fire ball sounds like a good way for me to go out.

[Auremena]

tldr men are power bottoms if they have some sort of physical definition.

Well, I guess it doesn't apply to me.

Good night.

You were hoping, weren't you?
Don't worry, Wartortle wanabee, you'll find a top someday that you can treat like a little bitch and still take it in the ass.

[Luziyca]

Well we all have to die some day

That is NOT how I want to go.

Of course not. But there are worse ways to go.

[Astrolinium]

Have to be different, don't you.

But seriously you thought I was a top? Interesting

If it helps I figured you were probably, like, a somewhat-versatile power bottom.

I should probably stop categorizing people I meet like this.

[Sungai Pusat]

That is NOT how I want to go.

Of course not. But there are worse ways to go.

Set fire to you hair...

[Thermodolia]

tldr men are power bottoms if they have some sort of physical definition.

Well, I guess it doesn't apply to me.

Good night.

No muscles?

[Auremena]

Well we all have to die some day

:(

On a brighter note of things if you can access tumblr.

I don't know what that is; black font on grey background is hard to read, probably a thing the author should have realised if they want someone to read their stuff.

[Luziyca]

Of course not. But there are worse ways to go.

Set fire to you hair...

...dude. Dafuq?

[Thermodolia]

But seriously you thought I was a top? Interesting

If it helps I figured you were probably, like, a somewhat-versatile power bottom.

I should probably stop categorizing people I meet like this.

Damn. Holy crap

[Auremena]

But seriously you thought I was a top? Interesting

If it helps I figured you were probably, like, a somewhat-versatile power bottom.

I should probably stop categorizing people I meet like this.

The only ones that matter are the twinky boys who make passable crossdressers and the hunky muscle types.
They're the best to look at.

[Sungai Pusat]

:(

On a brighter note of things if you can access tumblr.

I don't know what that is; black font on grey background is hard to read, probably a thing the author should have realised if they want someone to read their stuff.

Whoops, forgot that most people aren't used to that.

This is the original author.
This is the responsse.

Tl;dr It can feel like half of the country hates you, but best estimates are that, while still too high a number, it's more like 8% of the country, which... again, still isn't good, but it's a significant breather at this point... Perhaps.

[Astrolinium]

If it helps I figured you were probably, like, a somewhat-versatile power bottom.

I should probably stop categorizing people I meet like this.

Damn. Holy crap

I admittedly may have been projecting, now that I think about it.

If it helps I figured you were probably, like, a somewhat-versatile power bottom.

I should probably stop categorizing people I meet like this.

The only ones that matter are the twinky boys who make passable crossdressers and the hunky muscle types.
They're the best to look at.

I sense we look for different things in men.

[Auremena]

If it helps I figured you were probably, like, a somewhat-versatile power bottom.

I should probably stop categorizing people I meet like this.

Damn. Holy crap

Should ask Astro the judger what he thinks of me.



This could get weird...

I don't know what that is; black font on grey background is hard to read, probably a thing the author should have realised if they want someone to read their stuff.

Whoops, forgot that most people aren't used to that.

This is the original author.
This is the responsse.

*eye is first drawn to bio*
*reads first word*
Human.
Yes indeed you are, who else would be using a computer? A rhinoceros?

[Idzequitch]

But seriously you thought I was a top? Interesting

If it helps I figured you were probably, like, a somewhat-versatile power bottom.

I should probably stop categorizing people I meet like this.

The fun of having no sexual experience is that I have no idea how I fit into these categories.