Evil Thread: The TETronomicon

[Chrinthanium]

Whenever my internet goes down I immediately assume the Russians have started nuking the U.S.

Reminds me of when I had to explain to my boss that this map in the cybersecurity training lab on campus is not showing nuclear attacks.

You come to Philadelphia. We'll boy watch while riding the subway. The subway is awesome.

[Svebia]

Whenever my internet goes down I immediately assume the Russians have started nuking the U.S.

Reminds me of when I had to explain to my boss that this map in the cybersecurity training lab on campus is not showing nuclear attacks.

Is there a map like this that does show Nuclear attacks?

[Ethel mermania]

people v train, train wins every time

But who wins when it is train versus train?

head on?

[Chrinthanium]

Once upon a time, there was a Soviet leader known as Brezhnev...

Oh, goodie! A Hurdy tale! \o/

All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy
Think I'll lose my mind if I don't find something to pacify
Can you help me, occupy my brain? Oh yeah

This sounds like an amazing lullaby, to the tune of AK47s in the background and Russia's national anthem.

As long as Ozzy gives his permission, do with these lyrics as you see fit, Nana-san.

[Hurdergaryp]

Reminds me of when I had to explain to my boss that this map in the cybersecurity training lab on campus is not showing nuclear attacks.

Is there a map like this that does show Nuclear attacks?

No, because those actually do not happen. In the unlikely event they actually do happen, an online map isn't going to save anyone.

[Chrinthanium]

Is there a map like this that does show Nuclear attacks?

No, because those actually do not happen. In the unlikely event they actually do happen, an online map isn't going to save anyone.

Not even if I fold it into an umbrella and put it over my tinfoil hat?

[Svebia]

Is there a map like this that does show Nuclear attacks?

No, because those actually do not happen. In the unlikely event they actually do happen, an online map isn't going to save anyone.

I meant, is there a map that simulates a nuclear attack?

[Cu Math]

And so I emerge, bleary eyed from my bunker beneath cape cod.
Hello TET. Has summer ended?

[Hurdergaryp]

No, because those actually do not happen. In the unlikely event they actually do happen, an online map isn't going to save anyone.

I meant, is there a map that simulates a nuclear attack?

Here you go. Choose an area, choose your preferred weapon of mass destruction & behold the consequences.

[Napkiraly]

I settled on Arab salad, pain au chocolat, and cider for my picnic-date tomorrow.

Dude, that sounds lovely. Kudos on choice.

Thank you, hopefully she likes it as well. She's bringing sandwiches and sweet potatoes.

[FelrikTheDeleted]

I meant, is there a map that simulates a nuclear attack?

Here you go. Choose an area, choose your preferred weapon of mass destruction & behold the consequences.

Just move to the Southern Hemisphere.

[Hurdergaryp]

And so I emerge, bleary eyed from my bunker beneath cape cod.
Hello TET. Has summer ended?

No. The Southern hemisphere is getting closer and closer to that dreaded season.

[Hetalia Dakota 2 II]

chicken alfredo, was yummy.

[Sareva]

I've been in a subway before.


Jared used to be a spokesman there before he did illegal activities.

Maybe it is a subway as in an underground mass-transit line?

It's a joke about Subway.


Firehouse Subs Master Race

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

chicken alfredo, was yummy.

Chicken Alfredo rules, babe.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

I love watching NSG sometimes.

[USS Monitor]

chicken alfredo, was yummy.

Chicken Alfredo rules, babe.

It's one of my favorite dishes.

[Kannap]

Reminds me of when I had to explain to my boss that this map in the cybersecurity training lab on campus is not showing nuclear attacks.

You come to Philadelphia. We'll boy watch while riding the subway. The subway is awesome.

I'm not doing anything on any subways.

[Kannap]

But who wins when it is train versus train?

head on?

Is there any other way?

I don't suspect railroad tracks have active intersections for a train to be able to T-bone another train.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I love watching NSG sometimes.

Pop corn, pop corn!

Chicken Alfredo rules, babe.

It's one of my favorite dishes.

Delish.

[Kannap]

And so I emerge, bleary eyed from my bunker beneath cape cod.
Hello TET. Has summer ended?

Has it?

[Ethel mermania]

head on?

Is there any other way?

I don't suspect railroad tracks have active intersections for a train to be able to T-bone another train.

they can sidewipe, or hit on a junction,

[Kannap]

I love watching NSG sometimes. :p

You mean all the time?

[Kannap]

Is there any other way?

I don't suspect railroad tracks have active intersections for a train to be able to T-bone another train.

they can sidewipe, or hit on a junction,

Ah, then a quick run down of who wins in train versus train in each of those scenarios.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Autumn and winter just kind of jumped on us. It's 19:50 and it feels like it's 22:00 hours. Holy shnitz!