US Gen. Election Thread V: The Hunt for Red October Surprise

[Alvecia]

Fun thing about the Clintons, the most scandalous thing either one of them has ever been proven to do was to get a blowjob. Not for the lack of trying to pin everything since the death of Christ on them.

So they're either the best damned thieves in the history of the universe or they're innocent. Which is more probable?

You mean like giving donors special access at the State Dept?

Fucking hell, you mean people paid her money just to have a chat. Shit, I want to get in on that. I'm not even under any obligation to do what they want. Sounds bill.

[Bad Hombres]

#Badhombrelivesmatter

[The Romulan Republic]

#Badhombrelivesmatter

Your picture needs a Putin in the background, operating the Trump puppet.

[Conserative Morality]

You mean like giving donors special access at the State Dept?

Or appointing donors to government positions?

TIL giving donors special access means "Important figures who email asking to meet with the Secretary of State sometimes meet with the Secretary of State."

[Yorkers]

So when President Clinton starts a war with Russia over a desert shithole most Americans don't care about, who here is going to be in the foxholes?

[Gauthier]

It's probably because Hillary is literally the devil *nods*

According to the perfectly scientific and neutral Exposing Satanism webforum, that is indeed the case.

Someone should tell Jim that means he should be a Democrat.

[Khadgar]

You mean like giving donors special access at the State Dept?

Fucking hell, you mean people paid her money just to have a chat. Shit, I want to get in on that. I'm not even under any obligation to do what they want. Sounds bill.

And if you give her enough money you can apparently have a job! Granted it won't pay as much as you donated to a charity which does a huge amount of good work, but if you want it.

[Conserative Morality]

Is that illegal?

The latter might be questionable depending on circumstances.

[Gauthier]

#Badhombrelivesmatter

Your picture needs a Putin in the background, operating the Trump puppet.

It's a hand puppet?

[Kravanica]

You mean like giving donors special access at the State Dept?

Or appointing donors to government positions?

Is that illegal?

Nah, just incredibly corrupt, dangerous, etc.

[Thermodolia]

So when President Clinton starts a war with Russia over a desert shithole most Americans don't care about, who here is going to be in the foxholes?

What do you mean?

[Khadgar]

So when President Clinton starts a war with Russia over a desert shithole most Americans don't care about, who here is going to be in the foxholes?

This is a fun game. When president Trump starts a war with Alpha Centari over some frozen wasteland no one can even pronounce who here is going to be in the foxholes?

[Gauthier]

So when President Clinton starts a war with Russia over a desert shithole most Americans don't care about, who here is going to be in the foxholes?

What do you mean?

Apparently Hillary is going to invade Syria.

[Yorkers]

Your picture needs a Putin in the background, operating the Trump puppet.

It's a hand puppet?

I'd honestly trust Putin more than George Soros.

[Kravanica]

You mean like giving donors special access at the State Dept?

Fucking hell, you mean people paid her money just to have a chat. Shit, I want to get in on that. I'm not even under any obligation to do what they want. Sounds bill.

Pay for play is cool.

[Conserative Morality]

So when President Clinton starts a war with Russia over a desert shithole most Americans don't care about, who here is going to be in the foxholes?

If they get desperate enough for bodies that they're willing to accept me, I'm game to fight for freedom and democracy halfway across the world.

[Gauthier]

So when President Clinton starts a war with Russia over a desert shithole most Americans don't care about, who here is going to be in the foxholes?

This is a fun game. When president Trump starts a war with Alpha Centari over some frozen wasteland no one can even pronounce who here is going to be in the foxholes?

The mindworms will be unable to comprehend Trump. No brain to feed on.

[Khadgar]

Is that illegal?

Nah, just incredibly corrupt, dangerous, etc.

Right, so, you're saying she's more scandalous than the guy who bragged on tape about committing sexual assault and getting by with it because he's famous.

How very odd.

[Kravanica]

You mean like giving donors special access at the State Dept?

Or appointing donors to government positions?

TIL giving donors special access means "Important figures who email asking to meet with the Secretary of State sometimes meet with the Secretary of State."

No, it means "important figures who give her money get to have more access to her than those who don't."

[Kravanica]

Nah, just incredibly corrupt, dangerous, etc.

Right, so, you're saying she's more scandalous than the guy who bragged on tape about committing sexual assault and getting by with it because he's famous.

How very odd.

Saying "bu-bu-but Trump" is not an argument.

[Yorkers]

So when President Clinton starts a war with Russia over a desert shithole most Americans don't care about, who here is going to be in the foxholes?

What do you mean?

Clinton is clearly neurotic when it comes to foreign policy. Her insistence that we antagonize Russia over things that don't really exist rather than actually cooperate on fighting ISIS is raising tensions to levels not seen since the Cold War.

Trump said he'd like to improve relations with Russia, apparently that makes him a puppet.

[Gauthier]

It's a hand puppet?

I'd honestly trust Putin more than George Soros.

Ex-KGB agents are more trustworthy than liberal millionaires I guess.

[Lady Scylla]

Probably not. But I'm willing to bet it wouldn't be as many as a Clinton presidency.

Based on experiences with the Clintons, one can safely assume that they will continue their trend of enriching themselves at the expense of their country.

Fun thing about the Clintons, the most scandalous thing either one of them has ever been proven to do was to get a blowjob. Not for the lack of trying to pin everything since the death of Christ on them.

So they're either the best damned thieves in the history of the universe or they're innocent. Which is more probable?

Though I'm curious why you'd decide to put your dress in a bag for safekeeping.

[Khadgar]

Fucking hell, you mean people paid her money just to have a chat. Shit, I want to get in on that. I'm not even under any obligation to do what they want. Sounds bill.

Pay for play is cool.

A Trump supporter doesn't get to whine about that even if it were true. Donald bragged about pay for play in the primaries. He bribed a Florida attorney general to get her to drop an investigation.

[Gauthier]

What do you mean?

Clinton is clearly neurotic when it comes to foreign policy. Her insistence that we antagonize Russia over things that don't really exist rather than actually cooperate on fighting ISIS is raising tensions to levels not seen since the Cold War.

Trump said he'd like to improve relations with Russia, apparently that makes him a puppet.

If by "improve relations with Russia" you mean "Unilaterally pull out of and dismantle NATO so Putin can have his pick of East European countries to 'join' the Russian Federation with 'fair referendums'."