US Gen. Election Thread V: The Hunt for Red October Surprise

[Kravanica]

What has American politics come to where people start quoting comedians?

Well researched comedians, my friend.

Although, no matter what he found on the other scandals, there's still no excusing the damn Swiss File Transfer.

Or a lot of her other scandals.

Ah well, if she does win (which she likely will) then I can at least take comfort in knowing that her term will be plagued with scandals.

The Clintons and scandals go together like pees and carrots.

[Alvecia]

What has American politics come to where people start quoting comedians?

Well researched comedians, my friend.

Although, no matter what he found on the other scandals, there's still no excusing the damn Swiss File Transfer.

I believe that was mentioned as well. I'd love to go double check but this viedo is not available in your country.

[The Emerald Dawn]

It seems the main reason for antagonism of Americans toward the Latins is because they see them as unloyal citizens.

There's a lot of reasons, but unloyal citizens isn't the most popular one. It's a fringe notion.

Also "the Latins"... *cringe*

Listen, if the Romans want to try and conquer the US, they're going to have to get used to the fact that the Pope now owns the term "Rome".

They're the Latins now, get used to it.

[Liriena]

What has American politics come to where people start quoting comedians?

Well researched comedians, my friend.

Although, no matter what he found on the other scandals, there's still no excusing the damn Swiss File Transfer.

[Alvecia]

Geh, he's overrated. He only became so popular because the Prophet Stewart retired and Colbert took over Letterman's show. I almost feel bad for Colbert, though. His ratings are shit and he had to drag Stewart out of retirement to get any attention.

I won't begrudge you your personal opinion.

[Thermodolia]

Though I'm pretty surprised that the democrats would be the ones to do that. I've always thought the republicans had the stranglehold on super patriotism

Well after all the shit they got at the convention for not having any American flags I guess they decided to switch it up.

Actually they did have American flags on stage. They just didn't go overboard with the fake flags

[Alvecia]

Well researched comedians, my friend.

Although, no matter what he found on the other scandals, there's still no excusing the damn Swiss File Transfer.

Fucking hell, now I remember.

God that is effective, isn't it.

[Cymrea]

Well researched comedians, my friend.

Although, no matter what he found on the other scandals, there's still no excusing the damn Swiss File Transfer.

Or a lot of her other scandals.

Ah well, if she does win (which she likely will) then I can at least take comfort in knowing that her term will be plagued with scandals.

The Clintons and scandals go together like pees and carrots.

A Trump term would be totally scandal-free.

[Kravanica]

Well after all the shit they got at the convention for not having any American flags I guess they decided to switch it up.

Actually they did have American flags on stage. They just didn't go overboard with the fake flags

Pretty sure there weren't any at first.

[Thermodolia]

Or a lot of her other scandals.

Ah well, if she does win (which she likely will) then I can at least take comfort in knowing that her term will be plagued with scandals.

The Clintons and scandals go together like pees and carrots.

A Trump term would be totally scandal-free.

Excuse me while I go laugh my lungs out!

[Soldati Senza Confini]

There's a lot of reasons, but unloyal citizens isn't the most popular one. It's a fringe notion.

Also "the Latins"... *cringe*

Listen, if the Romans want to try and conquer the US, they're going to have to get used to the fact that the Pope now owns the term "Rome".

They're the Latins now, get used to it.

I guess it'll have to do

[Kravanica]

Or a lot of her other scandals.

Ah well, if she does win (which she likely will) then I can at least take comfort in knowing that her term will be plagued with scandals.

The Clintons and scandals go together like pees and carrots.

A Trump term would be totally scandal-free.

Probably not. But I'm willing to bet it wouldn't be as many as a Clinton presidency.

Based on experiences with the Clintons, one can safely assume that they will continue their trend of enriching themselves at the expense of their country.

[Thermodolia]

Actually they did have American flags on stage. They just didn't go overboard with the fake flags

Pretty sure there weren't any at first.

Picture evidence says otherwise
http://www.snopes.com/flags-banned-at-dnc/

[Alvecia]

Pretty sure there weren't any at first.

Picture evidence says otherwise
http://www.snopes.com/flags-banned-at-dnc/

You guys really like that flag, huh.

[Kravanica]

Pretty sure there weren't any at first.

Picture evidence says otherwise
http://www.snopes.com/flags-banned-at-dnc/

Okay, they get points for that.

But they can't compete.

[Thermodolia]

Picture evidence says otherwise
http://www.snopes.com/flags-banned-at-dnc/

You guys really like that flag, huh.

Not all of us some like that traitorous flag of the south

[Khadgar]

A Trump term would be totally scandal-free.

Probably not. But I'm willing to bet it wouldn't be as many as a Clinton presidency.

Based on experiences with the Clintons, one can safely assume that they will continue their trend of enriching themselves at the expense of their country.

Fun thing about the Clintons, the most scandalous thing either one of them has ever been proven to do was to get a blowjob. Not for the lack of trying to pin everything since the death of Christ on them.

So they're either the best damned thieves in the history of the universe or they're innocent. Which is more probable?

[Alvecia]

Probably not. But I'm willing to bet it wouldn't be as many as a Clinton presidency.

Based on experiences with the Clintons, one can safely assume that they will continue their trend of enriching themselves at the expense of their country.

Fun thing about the Clintons, the most scandalous thing either one of them has ever been proven to do was to get a blowjob. Not for the lack of trying to pin everything since the death of Christ on them.

So they're either the best damned thieves in the history of the universe or they're innocent. Which is more probable?

It's probably because Hillary is literally the devil *nods*

[The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster]

Fucking hell, now I remember.

God that is effective, isn't it.

Very much so.

And now I crave raisins.

[Gauthier]

Fun thing about the Clintons, the most scandalous thing either one of them has ever been proven to do was to get a blowjob. Not for the lack of trying to pin everything since the death of Christ on them.

So they're either the best damned thieves in the history of the universe or they're innocent. Which is more probable?

It's probably because Hillary is literally the devil *nods*

Cue Trump supporters getting taken down by the Secret Service while trying to splash Hillary with holy water.

[Kravanica]

Probably not. But I'm willing to bet it wouldn't be as many as a Clinton presidency.

Based on experiences with the Clintons, one can safely assume that they will continue their trend of enriching themselves at the expense of their country.

Fun thing about the Clintons, the most scandalous thing either one of them has ever been proven to do was to get a blowjob. Not for the lack of trying to pin everything since the death of Christ on them.

So they're either the best damned thieves in the history of the universe or they're innocent. Which is more probable?

You mean like giving donors special access at the State Dept?

Or appointing donors to government positions?

[Cymrea]

A Trump term would be totally scandal-free.

Probably not. But I'm willing to bet it wouldn't be as many as a Clinton presidency.

Based on experiences with the Clintons, one can safely assume that they will continue their trend of enriching themselves at the expense of their country.

I would take that bet. Clinton's detractors continue to whip the bones of the same two horses: Benghazi, and emails. Both were investigated, nothing came of them. But since the Republicans have nothing else to go on, it just keeps circling around, over and over while ignoring the facts. "Lock her up", they chant like a salivating torch-and-pitchfork mob - while remaining blithely ignorant of Trump's own pending indictments.

Trump, on the other hand, generates a scandal every time he opens his mouth. He's a walking, glow-in-the-dark scandal. And make no mistake, Trump does nothing that isn't intended for his direct and personal benefit.

[Hurdergaryp]

Fun thing about the Clintons, the most scandalous thing either one of them has ever been proven to do was to get a blowjob. Not for the lack of trying to pin everything since the death of Christ on them.

So they're either the best damned thieves in the history of the universe or they're innocent. Which is more probable?

It's probably because Hillary is literally the devil *nods*

According to the perfectly scientific and neutral Exposing Satanism webforum, that is indeed the case.

[The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster]

Probably not. But I'm willing to bet it wouldn't be as many as a Clinton presidency.

Based on experiences with the Clintons, one can safely assume that they will continue their trend of enriching themselves at the expense of their country.

I would take that bet. Clinton's detractors continue to whip the bones of the same two horses: Benghazi, and emails. Both were investigated, nothing came of them. But since the Republicans have nothing else to go on, it just keeps circling around, over and over while ignoring the facts. "Lock her up", they chant like a salivating torch-and-pitchfork mob - while remaining blithely ignorant of Trump's own pending indictments.

Trump, on the other hand, generates a scandal every time he opens his mouth. He's a walking, glow-in-the-dark scandal. And make no mistake, Trump does nothing that isn't intended for his direct and personal benefit.

This is almost as good as 'basket of deplorables.'

[Khadgar]

Fun thing about the Clintons, the most scandalous thing either one of them has ever been proven to do was to get a blowjob. Not for the lack of trying to pin everything since the death of Christ on them.

So they're either the best damned thieves in the history of the universe or they're innocent. Which is more probable?

You mean like giving donors special access at the State Dept?

Or appointing donors to government positions?

Is that illegal?