We are going to Mars

[Valrifell]

Martians aren't liking out efforts to reach their planet. They have begun construction of an interplanetary wall to keep out the rapist humans to keep them from bringing drugs and crime. Also, they expect us to pay for it.

They do realize space is like, three dimensional without gravity? We can fly over any wall they build.

Silly martians, that's worse than our plans for a wall.

[The Portland Territory]

Martians aren't liking out efforts to reach their planet. They have begun construction of an interplanetary wall to keep out the rapist humans to keep them from bringing drugs and crime. Also, they expect us to pay for it.

We should then build a wall to keep them out too, and force them to pay for it. That we, we create a neutral affect and everyone is happy

[Jordkloden]

I propose we build a large plexi-glass sphere around Earth to keep any goddamn Xenos out.

[The Portland Territory]

He wanted to be specific. I mean, going to Mars would be a great achievement for the White Race! And Black Race! And Asian Race! And Native Americans! And Latinos (are they a race? theyre half white and Native)! And Pacific Islanders! And any other race that I forgot about!

You're denying it and you know it.

What do you mean? I make joke

[Genivaria]

Yay! We're going to Mars, but...

and the White Race.

...why?

He thought Iron Sky was a documentary.

[Gauthier]

Martians aren't liking out efforts to reach their planet. They have begun construction of an interplanetary wall to keep out the rapist humans to keep them from bringing drugs and crime. Also, they expect us to pay for it.

*wrings evil monkey hands, grinning at the thought of selling pure human cocaina to young martians*

And then it turns out Equal is a narcotic to them.

[Dalviric UIA]

I propose we build a large plexi-glass sphere around Earth to keep any goddamn Xenos out.

As shown in Futurama, that won't work.

[Engleberg]

Yay! We're going to Mars, but...



...why?

He thought Iron Sky was a documentary.

Does that mean I can have my own dinosaur, and live in the center of the Earth?

[Jordkloden]

I just hope anybody we send to Mars doesn't Kit Harington us.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTGdy4HgTGo

[Imperial Idaho]

I propose we build a large plexi-glass sphere around Earth to keep any goddamn Xenos out.

I propose we build a wall around the southern hemisphere of the solar system.

[Flarbinia]

Our planet only has a finite number of resources, and eventually, to escape the death of the sun, we will need to escape to other worlds. This is the first step.

Why the fuck would we need to escape the death of the sun. Thats billions of years in the future. Poverty, climate change, discrimination, etc, are much more pressing issues now.

You can't solve poverty, discrimination, war, hunger, or any other societal herpes. You can only make those problems manageable enough for people to live their lives. Climate change, even if it is a problem, is not the big world ending disaster environmentalists keep droning on about when they want to push their political agendas. Mars has a lot of copper under all that iron, so a mining colony on the red planet will be the first step to dealing with Earth's resource shortages. Jupiter and Saturn are the largest planers in the solar system, making their moons the perfect place to build a prison due to their high gravity.

[Gauthier]

Jupiter and Saturn are the largest planers in the solar system, making their moons the perfect place to build a prison due to their high gravity.

TFW prison overcrowding is so bad humanity has to explore the stars for more jail space.

[Senkaku]

Martians aren't liking out efforts to reach their planet. They have begun construction of an interplanetary wall to keep out the rapist humans to keep them from bringing drugs and crime. Also, they expect us to pay for it.

They do realize space is like, three dimensional without gravity? We can fly over any wall they build.

Silly martians, that's worse than our plans for a wall.

No, it's going to be a yuge wall, absolutely tremendous, so big, so beautiful, and the human ships won't be able to fly around it. They won't, folks.

[Skyviolia]

We haven't been on another planet, the Moon is a natural satellite, not a planet.

[Gauthier]

They do realize space is like, three dimensional without gravity? We can fly over any wall they build.

Silly martians, that's worse than our plans for a wall.

No, it's going to be a yuge wall, absolutely tremendous, so big, so beautiful, and the human ships won't be able to fly around it. They won't, folks.

And then of course dirty humans will develop blockade runners to try and get past the wall. A space telescope would see it as the universe's biggest game of Arkanoid.

[The 93rd Coalition]

Let's plant the flag on Martian soil and claim the red planet for the United States and the White Race.

Do you think we'll eventually colonize the red planet? Do you think this will make America an enthusiastic forward looking nation? Will we all gather to watch on TV as the White Race takes another giant leap?

oh no

[Senkaku]

No, it's going to be a yuge wall, absolutely tremendous, so big, so beautiful, and the human ships won't be able to fly around it. They won't, folks.

And then of course dirty humans will develop blockade runners to try and get past the wall. A space telescope would see it as the universe's biggest game of Arkanoid.

Alternativdly, they could just build high-energy lasers on Mars and blast any incoming spaceships from a few light-minutes away.

[Settrah]

Jupiter and Saturn are the largest planers in the solar system, making their moons the perfect place to build a prison due to their high gravity.

TFW prison overcrowding is so bad humanity has to explore the stars for more jail space.

Funny thing is, Titan, Ganymede and Mimas would actually make fantastic terra formed colonies.

But christ, imagine the commute.

[The Portland Territory]

TFW prison overcrowding is so bad humanity has to explore the stars for more jail space.

Funny thing is, Titan, Ganymede and Mimas would actually make fantastic terra formed colonies.

But christ, imagine the commute.

Hey, at least there isn't any traffic

Other than asteroids

[Gauthier]

Funny thing is, Titan, Ganymede and Mimas would actually make fantastic terra formed colonies.

But christ, imagine the commute.

Hey, at least there isn't any traffic

Other than asteroids

Just ferries in space. Ferries. In Space.

[Jordkloden]

TFW prison overcrowding is so bad humanity has to explore the stars for more jail space.

Funny thing is, Titan, Ganymede and Mimas would actually make fantastic terra formed colonies.

But christ, imagine the commute.

Oh that reminds me, on Monday, NASA is making an announcement about Europa.

[The Portland Territory]

Funny thing is, Titan, Ganymede and Mimas would actually make fantastic terra formed colonies.

But christ, imagine the commute.

Oh that reminds me, on Monday, NASA is making an announcement about Europa.

Really? What time, I'll be watching the debate all night

[Gauthier]

Funny thing is, Titan, Ganymede and Mimas would actually make fantastic terra formed colonies.

But christ, imagine the commute.

Oh that reminds me, on Monday, NASA is making an announcement about Europa.

Will it be something in the neighborhood of "FUCK YOU CLARKE, FUCK YOU"?

[Jordkloden]

Oh that reminds me, on Monday, NASA is making an announcement about Europa.

Will it be something in the neighborhood of "FUCK YOU CLARKE, FUCK YOU"?

They said, "surprising activity." Not aliens, but deffo interesting.

[Socialist Nordia]

Martians aren't liking out efforts to reach their planet. They have begun construction of an interplanetary wall to keep out the rapist humans to keep them from bringing drugs and crime. Also, they expect us to pay for it.

They do realize space is like, three dimensional without gravity? We can fly over any wall they build.

Nope. They elected an idiot in the name of anti-establishmentism with no prior experience of coherent policies. They're not the smartest bunch over there. I could never imagine us doing something like that.