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Hladgos wrote:

Ethel mermania wrote:You mean you don't have one already?

I prefer the clap on, clap flush

The Emerald Dawn wrote:

Ethel mermania wrote:
In this country, oh yes, yes it does.

One does not simply own one's own body. Not when the GOP can shove its trunk up inside you.

The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster wrote:

The Emerald Dawn wrote:One does not simply own one's own body. Not when the GOP can shove its trunk up inside you.

This is getting sigged as soon as I can free up some room.

Ethel mermania wrote:

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Self medicating again, I tell you.

In the course of American politics, self medication should be required by law.

The Emerald Dawn wrote:

Ethel mermania wrote:
In this country, oh yes, yes it does.

One does not simply own one's own body. Not when the GOP can shove its trunk up inside you.

Ethel mermania wrote:

The Emerald Dawn wrote:One does not simply own one's own body. Not when the GOP can shove its trunk up inside you.

It will be yuge, and you will like it.

Gallade wrote:

Ethel mermania wrote:
In the course of American politics, self medication should be required by law.

Will there be government grants? Would seem rather heavy handed if good intentioned otherwise.

Ethel mermania wrote:

Gallade wrote:Will there be government grants? Would seem rather heavy handed if good intentioned otherwise.

Part of the new health care plan . You cant see a doctor, but here have a drink.

Ethel mermania wrote:

Gallade wrote:Will there be government grants? Would seem rather heavy handed if good intentioned otherwise.

Part of the new health care plan . You cant see a doctor, but here have a drink.

The Emerald Dawn wrote:

Ethel mermania wrote:
Part of the new health care plan . You cant see a doctor, but here have a drink.

Take two fifths of Jack and call me in the morning.

Gallade wrote:

Ethel mermania wrote:
Part of the new health care plan . You cant see a doctor, but here have a drink.

As I tell my GP, just keep my pill caddy overflowing and don't shame me on my drinking and I'll be forever satisfied with the health system.

The Emerald Dawn wrote:Ok, time to ruin some more budding young minds.

End of class expectations: crying in the streets.

Ethel mermania wrote:

Gallade wrote:As I tell my GP, just keep my pill caddy overflowing and don't shame me on my drinking and I'll be forever satisfied with the health system.

Unfortunately my pill caddy has nothing fun in it. Just stuff that makes me pee.

Ethel mermania wrote:

Kannap wrote:Why attend actual sessions at an actual conference on Saturday when I can just watch the half hour vids from those sessions today and take notes for the professor to make it look like I attended those sessions?

So you can ask questions, meet folks in the field, and get contacts for later in your life?

Kannap wrote:

Ethel mermania wrote:
So you can ask questions, meet folks in the field, and get contacts for later in your life?

That pretty much didn't happen because people were getting drunk, ignoring me, and I ignoring them.

Gallade wrote:

Kannap wrote:
That pretty much didn't happen because people were getting drunk, ignoring me, and I ignoring them.

You're really going to have to work on your networking skills, no room for teetotal wallflowers in business.

Kannap wrote:

Gallade wrote:You're really going to have to work on your networking skills, no room for teetotal wallflowers in business.

I don't drink soda, what makes people think I'm going to contaminate my body with alcohol?

Kannap wrote:

Gallade wrote:You're really going to have to work on your networking skills, no room for teetotal wallflowers in business.

I don't drink soda, what makes people think I'm going to contaminate my body with alcohol?

Kannap wrote:

Gallade wrote:You're really going to have to work on your networking skills, no room for teetotal wallflowers in business.

I don't drink soda, what makes people think I'm going to contaminate my body with alcohol?

Gallade wrote:

Kannap wrote:
I don't drink soda, what makes people think I'm going to contaminate my body with alcohol?

Nobody cares what goes in your body. They care if you're personable and confident. Marketing, right? Personality sector, if you're not going to strike up a conversation with peers you'll have no contacts and be entirely unemployable when you graduate

Note I'm not ripping into you here, this is just advice from somebody with business qualifications and experience. Funnily enough partly in Marketing.

Soldati Senza Confini wrote:

Gallade wrote:Nobody cares what goes in your body. They care if you're personable and confident. Marketing, right? Personality sector, if you're not going to strike up a conversation with peers you'll have no contacts and be entirely unemployable when you graduate

Note I'm not ripping into you here, this is just advice from somebody with business qualifications and experience. Funnily enough partly in Marketing.

I honestly could have used some more personability and confidence in college.

Gallade wrote:

Ethel mermania wrote:
Unfortunately my pill caddy has nothing fun in it. Just stuff that makes me pee.

If you compare peeing with bladder infections and constant urge to urinate, the ability to pee is a riot.

Ethel mermania wrote:

Gallade wrote:If you compare peeing with bladder infections and constant urge to urinate, the ability to pee is a riot.

Having had kidney stones, the ability to pee is nothing to sneeze at. Especially since sneezing ruins your aim.