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The Blaatschapen
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Postby The Blaatschapen » Thu Sep 22, 2016 12:26 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Balkenreich wrote:
I dont know, maybe he just got bored?


You are god, you are a male, you are making amother male out of bordom? Hell I am making an army of bree olsens.


Please invade me. I've got oil.
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Postby Philjia » Thu Sep 22, 2016 12:28 pm

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:
You are god, you are a male, you are making amother male out of bordom? Hell I am making an army of bree olsens.


Please invade me. I've got oil.


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Postby Ethel mermania » Thu Sep 22, 2016 12:29 pm

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:
You are god, you are a male, you are making amother male out of bordom? Hell I am making an army of bree olsens.


Please invade me. I've got oil.


Lanolin is a kind of oil...
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Postby Idzequitch » Thu Sep 22, 2016 12:31 pm

Philjia wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:
Please invade me. I've got oil.


LEWD!

I think "crude" would be a more appropriate term in this situation.
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The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster
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Postby The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster » Thu Sep 22, 2016 12:33 pm

You know, I think I know the answer to this whole God thing.

God is love.

Love is blind.

Stevie Wonder is blind.

Ergo, God is Stevie Wonder.

It all fits.
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Postby Idzequitch » Thu Sep 22, 2016 12:37 pm

The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster wrote:You know, I think I know the answer to this whole God thing.

God is love.

Love is blind.

Stevie Wonder is blind.

Ergo, God is Stevie Wonder.

It all fits.

That deal kind of screws Daredevil over.
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Postby Redrania » Thu Sep 22, 2016 12:40 pm

The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster wrote:You know, I think I know the answer to this whole God thing.

God is love.

Love is blind.

Stevie Wonder is blind.

Ergo, God is Stevie Wonder.

It all fits.

No, Morgan Freeman is God.
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Postby Ethel mermania » Thu Sep 22, 2016 12:41 pm

Redrania wrote:
The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster wrote:You know, I think I know the answer to this whole God thing.

God is love.

Love is blind.

Stevie Wonder is blind.

Ergo, God is Stevie Wonder.

It all fits.

No, Morgan Freeman is God.


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Postby Esternial » Thu Sep 22, 2016 12:42 pm

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:
You are god, you are a male, you are making amother male out of bordom? Hell I am making an army of bree olsens.


Please invade me. I've got oil.

Take a shower then.
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The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster
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Postby The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster » Thu Sep 22, 2016 12:43 pm

Idzequitch wrote:
The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster wrote:You know, I think I know the answer to this whole God thing.

God is love.

Love is blind.

Stevie Wonder is blind.

Ergo, God is Stevie Wonder.

It all fits.

That deal kind of screws Daredevil over.

Daredevil is Jesus, of course.
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Caelestiam wrote:...wait,
Are we seriously in a dick measuring contest over who has the right to declare law by virtue of the most innocent dead?
Sounds horrible and insensitive.
Proceed.
Ethel mermania wrote:
The Emerald Dawn wrote:One does not simply own one's own body. Not when the GOP can shove its trunk up inside you.

It will be yuge, and you will like it.
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Postby The Blaatschapen » Thu Sep 22, 2016 12:50 pm

Esternial wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:
Please invade me. I've got oil.

Take a shower then.


Water and oil don't mix, so that doesn't help
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Postby Hurdergaryp » Thu Sep 22, 2016 12:51 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Balkenreich wrote:
If that were true, then that would make Feminist theory correct.

Which means my 2nd book will be:

Balks guide on Defusing a Radical Feminist, like the hysterical women they are. with a foreword written by my own ass, which you will be kissing by buying this shitty book..

If you ever get married, may I suggest not allowing any butchers knIves in your kitchen.

That is a colossal 'if'. Gargantuan, even. Many parsecs had to be crossed in order to measure the magnitude of that 'if'.


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Postby Esternial » Thu Sep 22, 2016 12:52 pm

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Esternial wrote:Take a shower then.


Water and oil don't mix, so that doesn't help

Most use soap.

Granted you'll need a bunch of shampoo.
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Postby Hurdergaryp » Thu Sep 22, 2016 12:52 pm

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Esternial wrote:Take a shower then.

Water and oil don't mix, so that doesn't help

But mixing soap and oil will get you something surprisingly close to napalm.


“Everything under heaven is in utter chaos; the situation is excellent.”
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Postby The Blaatschapen » Thu Sep 22, 2016 1:05 pm

Esternial wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:
Water and oil don't mix, so that doesn't help

Most use soap.

Granted you'll need a bunch of shampoo.


I don't want shampoo I want the real stuff.

Just like with shamrock, I want actual rock.

So I got the Blarney stone :(
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Postby Hurdergaryp » Thu Sep 22, 2016 1:06 pm

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Esternial wrote:Most use soap.
Granted you'll need a bunch of shampoo.


I don't want shampoo I want the real stuff.

Just like with shamrock, I want actual rock.

So I got the Blarney stone :(

Be careful what you wish for. It may backfire hilariously.


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Postby Greater Orensta » Thu Sep 22, 2016 1:08 pm

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Postby The Blaatschapen » Thu Sep 22, 2016 1:09 pm

Hurdergaryp wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:
I don't want shampoo I want the real stuff.

Just like with shamrock, I want actual rock.

So I got the Blarney stone :(

Be careful what you wish for. It may backfire hilariously.


Shit happens.
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Postby Hurdergaryp » Thu Sep 22, 2016 1:11 pm

Greater Orensta wrote:I'm making a map for an Rp, but i've run out of colours to use and I. am. DYING

You're making that map on the computer, or are you doing it the old-fashioned way, with paper and pencils?


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Postby USS Monitor » Thu Sep 22, 2016 1:12 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Balkenreich wrote:
I mean, God did create Adam first.

so he probably thought he was hot enough shit since apparently they were in his Image.

And since when did god become real? Or is he really a woman?

We dont know.


Which would, to my mind, be proof god is female. Why the hell would a male god, make a male playtoy.


God is gay.
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Postby Dumb Ideologies » Thu Sep 22, 2016 1:13 pm

Hurdergaryp wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:Water and oil don't mix, so that doesn't help

But mixing soap and oil will get you something surprisingly close to napalm.


I trust that you use only use this information for the greater good.
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Postby Hurdergaryp » Thu Sep 22, 2016 1:14 pm

USS Monitor wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:Which would, to my mind, be proof god is female. Why the hell would a male god, make a male playtoy.

God is gay.

Now that you mention it... is there even a single female angel mentioned in the Bible?


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Postby The Blaatschapen » Thu Sep 22, 2016 1:15 pm

Hurdergaryp wrote:
USS Monitor wrote:God is gay.

Now that you mention it... is there even a single female angel mentioned in the Bible?


No wonder that Mary was a virgin.
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Postby Greater Orensta » Thu Sep 22, 2016 1:15 pm

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Greater Orensta wrote:I'm making a map for an Rp, but i've run out of colours to use and I. am. DYING

You're making that map on the computer, or are you doing it the old-fashioned way, with paper and pencils?

Computer, just filling in parts of a political map for made up nations
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Postby The Blaatschapen » Thu Sep 22, 2016 1:16 pm

Greater Orensta wrote:I'm making a map for an Rp, but i've run out of colours to use and I. am. DYING


Annex Poland.
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