US General Election Thread IV: The Beginning of the End

[Liriena]

They've been putting that note on articles about Trump for a while, and it's brilliant.

And for the past month CNN has been doing live fact checks.

But according to trump, fact checking him on things he's said is libel because you know, he said he never said those things.

And he wants to reform libel laws so he can sue the crap out of everyone who criticises.

But he's not some sort of thin-skinned authoritarian like Barack HUSSEIN Obama, you know? No, sir. Not at all.

[New West Guiana]

But Anderson Cooper? Nah-uh. He doesn't get to smear one of the few decent things about CNN just so he can preemptively have an excuse for his pathetic performance in the upcoming debate.

No, no, he will back out saying that AC will be biased and let Hillary say anything, because Hillary lies all the time.

[AiliailiA]

There's still a chance for Obama. He could start next month for Movember and by January he'd have the full beard.

Someone make this a White House petition.

Someone should. Someone who is a citizen of the US.

[Liriena]

But Anderson Cooper? Nah-uh. He doesn't get to smear one of the few decent things about CNN just so he can preemptively have an excuse for his pathetic performance in the upcoming debate.

No, no, he will back out saying that AC will be biased and let Hillary say anything, because Hillary lies all the time.

And that's why Trump is the toughest most presidential candidate ever... because he's a weak-willed pansy who'll cry and flee at the first sight of difficulty. God bless America.

[New West Guiana]

And for the past month CNN has been doing live fact checks.

But according to trump, fact checking him on things he's said is libel because you know, he said he never said those things.

And he wants to reform libel laws so he can sue the crap out of everyone who criticises.

But he's not some sort of thin-skinned authoritarian like Barack HUSSEIN Obama, you know? No, sir. Not at all.

trump should bring up people who Obama has held in those FEMA camps and had their guns taken, while being forced to convert to islam. So trump should pay about 50 actors.

[USS Monitor]

She managed to get me to at least think about coming back to the Democrats a few times, but when she's changing positions in the middle of the campaign it does raise questions about how much she'll follow through on them, and there are still the issues like interventionism and guns where she seems firmly committed to positions I don't agree with.

I won't argue with you on the interventionism, as I consider it a problematic part of her approach, as well. However, Hillary Clinton does at least have a record of fighting for the things that she says that she's going to fight for.

Interventionism has been one of my biggest gripes with the political establishment in the US basically for as long as I've been old enough to understand politics.

[Ifreann]

Someone make this a White House petition.

Someone should. Someone who is a citizen of the US.

Make the presidency beard again. Before we have four years, at least, of someone who can't grow one.

[Liriena]

And he wants to reform libel laws so he can sue the crap out of everyone who criticises.

But he's not some sort of thin-skinned authoritarian like Barack HUSSEIN Obama, you know? No, sir. Not at all.

trump should bring up people who Obama has held in those FEMA camps and had their guns taken, while being forced to convert to islam.

Ah, that takes me back...


Reminds me of this old post of mine.

Yeah...why do you think he took our guns in 2010 through the Death Pannels of Planned Parenthood, which were part of his Marxist conspiracy to install an anti-Christian fundamentalist Muslim dictatorship led by baby-eating gays?

So that he could frame this kid for the Boston Bombings, which were actually an inside job to divert the public's attention from the fact that Benghazi was a coverup for the FEMA death camps that Obama set up for Tea Party groups investigated by the IRS, because otherwise he would not have been able to spy on AP through ACORN's black ops, in his never-ending quest to hide the fact that he married a gay guy in Harvard...all of it a part of his plan to indoctrinate our children into believing that George Washington intended us to be a communist regime like Stalin's.

It's all there...in Obama's REAL Kenyan birth certificate!

But I can't prove it...so you'll have to take my word...plus some unrelated terms like "progressivism", "tsars" and "oligarchs"...as proof.

[Ebliania]

And he wants to reform libel laws so he can sue the crap out of everyone who criticises.

But he's not some sort of thin-skinned authoritarian like Barack HUSSEIN Obama, you know? No, sir. Not at all.

trump should bring up people who Obama has held in those FEMA camps and had their guns taken, while being forced to convert to islam. So trump should pay about 50 actors.

Let's hope he puts it in a campaign ad.

[New West Guiana]

Someone should. Someone who is a citizen of the US.

Make the presidency beard again.

"I have the best beard, believe me, I only shaved it because I had to, but believe me I can grow the beast beard again, the most amazing beard. I've got people coming to me asking me to grow one, and when i'm president i'm going to make it illegal for men to shave their beards, because we're going to make beards great again"

[Liriena]

Make the presidency beard again.

"I have the best beard, believe me, I only shaved it because I had to, but believe me I can grow the beast beard again, the most amazing beard. I've got people coming to me asking me to grow one, and when i'm president i'm going to make it illegal for men to shave their beards, because we're going to make beards great again"

If anything, Trump is a treasure trove of meme material.

[Blakk Metal]

Nice goggles, but you could lose the goatee

Why, that is anti-beard bigotry.

I think you should be more concerned that all the smileys are yellow.

Make the presidency beard again.

"I have the best beard, believe me, I only shaved it because I had to, but believe me I can grow the beast beard again, the most amazing beard. I've got people coming to me asking me to grow one, and when i'm president i'm going to make it illegal for men to shave their beards, because we're going to make beards great again"

Trump is part of the Taliban?

[Shonburg]

Why, that is anti-beard bigotry.

I think you should be more concerned that all the smileys are yellow.

"I have the best beard, believe me, I only shaved it because I had to, but believe me I can grow the beast beard again, the most amazing beard. I've got people coming to me asking me to grow one, and when i'm president i'm going to make it illegal for men to shave their beards, because we're going to make beards great again"

Trump is part of the Taliban?

Horseshoe theory

[New West Guiana]

Why, that is anti-beard bigotry.

I think you should be more concerned that all the smileys are yellow.

It's called Simpsonitist, that or all the smiles have Yellow Fever.

[Senkaku]

"I have the best beard, believe me, I only shaved it because I had to, but believe me I can grow the beast beard again, the most amazing beard. I've got people coming to me asking me to grow one, and when i'm president i'm going to make it illegal for men to shave their beards, because we're going to make beards great again"

Trump is part of the Taliban?

A sleeper agent, codename Pumpkin One.

[Senkaku]

I think you should be more concerned that all the smileys are yellow.

It's called Simpsonitist, that or all the smiles have Yellow Fever.

*Trump mutters about Yellow Peril*

[Corrian]

It's probably been posted on this thread before, but gosh had I forgotten how much I liked Keith Olbermann.

Can we please put him in charge of the debates? And all election coverage?

I forgot why he even disappeared.

[Gauthier]

And he wants to reform libel laws so he can sue the crap out of everyone who criticises.

But he's not some sort of thin-skinned authoritarian like Barack HUSSEIN Obama, you know? No, sir. Not at all.

trump should bring up people who Obama has held in those FEMA camps and had their guns taken, while being forced to convert to islam. So trump should pay about 50 actors.

And then later on all 50 actors file a lawsuit complaining that Trump stiffed them on their payment.

[Yumyumsuppertime]

It's probably been posted on this thread before, but gosh had I forgotten how much I liked Keith Olbermann.

Can we please put him in charge of the debates? And all election coverage?

I forgot why he even disappeared.

MSNBC decided that he was too controversial, so they booted him, then Current TV didn't live up to their promises, and he criticized them in public for it, so they booted him.

[Corrian]

What the hell? I go and take a nap and suddenly 2 of you are moderators.

[European Guilds]

Trump during a really tough interview: "I know nothing about Putin!"

[Gauthier]

Trump Delights in Media Misfortune as Press Corps Shows Up Late

Donald Trump, who has enjoyed a strained relationship with the press during the general election campaign, had a message for the crowd who attended a Thursday night rally in Laconia, New Hampshire.
“I have really good news for you. I just heard that the press is stuck on their airplane. They can’t get here. I love it,” Trump told the crowd of several hundred, according to transcripts posted on Twitter by NBC News. “They’re gonna be about 30 minutes late. They called us and said ‘Could you wait.’ I said ‘Absolutely not.’ Lets get going, right? Let’s get going New Hampshire.”

Trump openly treats the press with contempt when they don't suck his dick and wants it easier to sue them over butthurt but they keep pitching softballs at him and ignore his avalanche of scandals because ratings and false equivalence.

The plane was a chartered and organized by the Trump’s campaign. The journalists and their organization paid for the space in order to stick close to the Republican standard bearer.

Once again Trump screws people out of their money. It's pathological.

[European Guilds]

Trump Delights in Media Misfortune as Press Corps Shows Up Late

Donald Trump, who has enjoyed a strained relationship with the press during the general election campaign, had a message for the crowd who attended a Thursday night rally in Laconia, New Hampshire.
“I have really good news for you. I just heard that the press is stuck on their airplane. They can’t get here. I love it,” Trump told the crowd of several hundred, according to transcripts posted on Twitter by NBC News. “They’re gonna be about 30 minutes late. They called us and said ‘Could you wait.’ I said ‘Absolutely not.’ Lets get going, right? Let’s get going New Hampshire.”

Trump openly treats the press with contempt when they don't suck his dick and wants it easier to sue them over butthurt but they keep pitching softballs at him and ignore his avalanche of scandals because ratings and false equivalence.

The plane was a chartered and organized by the Trump’s campaign. The journalists and their organization paid for the space in order to stick close to the Republican standard bearer.

Once again Trump screws people out of their money. It's pathological.

The reporters should sue him.

[Corrian]

Clinton's ratings fall, and Trump starts saying stupid shit again. Not wanting to actually be President confirmed?!

[European Guilds]

Clinton's ratings fall, and Trump starts saying stupid shit again. Not wanting to actually be President confirmed?!

Why didn't he just keep saying stupid shit then?

I personally think he tried to keep his mouth under control, with some limited success, and then lost control again because he's Donald Trump and not saying stupid shit is for losers!