The NFL Thread: 2018 Preseason

by **Luminesa** » Sun Mar 04, 2018 3:30 pm

Nation of Warfare wrote:Well, Carolina just added RB to its Draft need table, since the team have released Jonathan Stewart.

HAND HIM OVER.

by **Ranoria** » Sun Mar 04, 2018 4:55 pm

Nation of Warfare wrote:Well, Carolina just added RB to its Draft need table, since the team have released Jonathan Stewart.

Johnathan Stewart wasn't the answer there anyways. He's like Frank Gore, just without the age and quite as much nostalgia. Guy just doesn't have it anymore.

Luminesa wrote:
Nation of Warfare wrote:Well, Carolina just added RB to its Draft need table, since the team have released Jonathan Stewart.

HAND HIM OVER.

Lumi. Do we need to go over the Adrian Peterson incident again? This would be significantly worse.

by **Mujahidah** » Sun Mar 04, 2018 4:56 pm

Luminesa wrote:
Nation of Warfare wrote:Well, Carolina just added RB to its Draft need table, since the team have released Jonathan Stewart.

HAND HIM OVER.

Why do you want another RB lol

by **Val Halla** » Sun Mar 04, 2018 6:55 pm

that onehanded LB ran a 4.38

fastest in a long time

but he's got one hand so

by **Mujahidah** » Mon Mar 05, 2018 6:09 pm

Le'veon Bell is retiring. And by that I mean he was tagged.

by **Luminesa** » Mon Mar 05, 2018 6:21 pm

Mujahidah wrote:
Luminesa wrote:HAND HIM OVER.

Why do you want another RB lol

NEVAR ENOUGH RUN.

GOTTA GO FAST.

by **Mujahidah** » Mon Mar 05, 2018 6:22 pm

Luminesa wrote:
Mujahidah wrote:
Why do you want another RB lol

NEVAR ENOUGH RUN.

GOTTA GO FAST.

How to be a good running back: Run fast. Don't not run fast.

by **Ameriganastan** » Tue Mar 06, 2018 9:01 am

Oh my God. Just let this goddamn anthem protest crap die already. I'm sick of hearing about it. Stand or don't, I don't give a shit. Just shut up about it for cripes sake.

by **Partybus** » Tue Mar 06, 2018 11:09 am

Ameriganastan wrote:Oh my God. Just let this goddamn anthem protest crap die already. I'm sick of hearing about it. Stand or don't, I don't give a shit. Just shut up about it for cripes sake.

So, so agreed!

by **Ameriganastan** » Tue Mar 06, 2018 1:35 pm

Ed Hochuli retired. The guns shall grace the field no more.

by **Shazbotdom** » Tue Mar 06, 2018 6:12 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:Oh my God. Just let this goddamn anthem protest crap die already. I'm sick of hearing about it. Stand or don't, I don't give a shit. Just shut up about it for cripes sake.

Seeing as, by the end of the season only like 4 or 5 players were doing it, he's just going to add for to the flames.

I bet his whole team kneels first game next season. See him run a team without players.

by **Ameriganastan** » Thu Mar 08, 2018 6:47 pm

Good riddance.

by **The Royal Kingdom of Quebec** » Thu Mar 08, 2018 6:51 pm

Fucking hell.

by **Shofercia** » Thu Mar 08, 2018 7:35 pm

So which team will be the jobber girl this year?

The 2017 Season had the Cleveland Browns, who managed to shoot the moon by losing all of their games. The Browns also took the title for the 2016 season, winning just a single game against the San Diego Chargers, the team whose logo, for a brief time period, literally spelled the word "LAME" in capital letters. And in the 2015 season it was the Browns yet again!

In 2014 it was the Tennessee Titans, performing like the Titanic. The 2013 season saw the title obtained by the Houston Texans. Maybe they were relieving the Alamo? In 2012 it was the Kansas City Chiefs, who played to akin the actual chiefs' response to Andrew Jackson's army. In 2011, it was the St. Louis Rams. Well, they ain't in St. Louis anymore. In 2010 it was the Panthers. They got pantsed. In 2009 it was the Rams again. They were probably thankful to the Panthers in 2010. And last but not least, in 2008 it was the Detroit Lions, proudly adhering to Cleveland's slogan: "we're not Detroit!"

Video Evidence: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM
The Cleveland Browns Fan Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFy9K9emyzc

So, will Cleveland achieve a four peat?

by **RiderSyl** » Thu Mar 08, 2018 8:59 pm

Shofercia wrote:So, will Cleveland achieve a four peat?

They've got the best shot, but I think the Colts and Dolphins will give them a run for their money.

by **United Kingdom of Poland** » Sat Mar 10, 2018 3:38 pm

so the bills traded tyrod to the Brown for a third round pick...
can't tell who fleeced who here.

by **The Two Jerseys** » Sat Mar 10, 2018 3:59 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:Ed Hochuli retired. The guns shall grace the field no more.

That was probably one awesome retirement announcement though.

"After careful deliberation lasting a period of several months, including discussing the matter with my wife and children no less than three times a week, the ruling is that I will retire during the offseason. By rule, I must submit all the necessary paperwork within the next three months, and return my uniform and credentials to the league before I depart. As a result of the play, it will be one week vacation, Hochuli, at the best resort in the Bahamas. Please reset the alarm clock to 'off'."

by **Ranoria** » Sat Mar 10, 2018 4:52 pm

United Kingdom of Poland wrote:so the bills traded tyrod to the Brown for a third round pick...
can't tell who fleeced who here.

I think the Bills got good value, but the Browns have so many damn draft picks, and needed a QB so badly, that both squads probably profitted. Besides, the Bills need to fill a good few holes. Browns also acquired Landry and Demaryus Randall, which is nice.

Bigger news is the Browns trading Shelton. They got awful value for that.

by **Shazbotdom** » Mon Mar 12, 2018 7:21 am

So,

The Saints have not yet signed Drew. T-2 Days left until free agency starts.....

by **Ameriganastan** » Mon Mar 12, 2018 7:30 am

Shazbotdom wrote:So,

The Saints have not yet signed Drew. T-2 Days left until free agency starts.....

Oh, please. You couldn't pry Brees away from New Orleans with a crowbar.

by **The South Falls** » Mon Mar 12, 2018 9:05 am

Ameriganastan wrote:
Shazbotdom wrote:So,

The Saints have not yet signed Drew. T-2 Days left until free agency starts.....

Oh, please. You couldn't pry Brees away from New Orleans with a crowbar.

You can pry manning away, when you bench him...

(My 500th non-f7, non-archives post!)

by **Ranoria** » Mon Mar 12, 2018 2:56 pm

The South Falls wrote:
Ameriganastan wrote:Oh, please. You couldn't pry Brees away from New Orleans with a crowbar.

You can pry manning away, when you bench him...

(My 500th non-f7, non-archives post!)

Brees is getting older. He still has a hell of an arm, but it isn't what it once was, and he has a legit contender behind him now. This is probably his last chance to win a second ring. No need to go to another team and a new system when he and that offense know how to work together.

by **Ameriganastan** » Tue Mar 13, 2018 11:41 am

Ameriganastan wrote:Oh, please. You couldn't pry Brees away from New Orleans with a crowbar.

Told ya so.

by **Ameriganastan** » Tue Mar 13, 2018 1:04 pm

WE'RE GETTING CASE KEENUM!? I AM UNSURE OF HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THIS!

by **The Royal Kingdom of Quebec** » Tue Mar 13, 2018 1:58 pm

Ameriganastan wrote:WE'RE GETTING CASE KEENUM!? I AM UNSURE OF HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THIS!

Could've been worse

The NFL Thread: 2018 Preseason

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