UK Politics Thread V: Upon This Blasted Heath

[Napkiraly]

While I like the white dominions, which are almost extensions of Britain itself, that doesn't exclude them from the same obligations as people from Pakistan or Ghana. There are probably plenty of Canadians who Don't Quite Get It.

*Sips tea in room full of union jacks, images of the Queen, and images of Churchill, mumbling about how Top Gear is now shite and how Chris Evans is a nob while looking out into my tiny garden out front where my cat is frolicking*

I'm doing it right, right?

[Vassenor]

Nigel's getting salty that the government won't do whatever his unelected ass tells it to.

[The United Colonies of Earth]

Nigel's getting salty that the government won't do whatever his unelected ass tells it to.

He's being a demagogue using the will of the people to get his will done. Don't worry.
(for the word "demagogue" you can interpret it literally as "leader" or "exploiter" of the people)

[Dooom35796821595]

While I like the white dominions, which are almost extensions of Britain itself, that doesn't exclude them from the same obligations as people from Pakistan or Ghana. There are probably plenty of Canadians who Don't Quite Get It.

*Sips tea in room full of union jacks, images of the Queen, and images of Churchill, mumbling about how Top Gear is now shite and how Chris Evans is a knob while looking out into my tiny garden out front where my cat is frolicking*

I'm doing it right, right?

Depends, are you wearing your top hat and tails, do you own a monocle, is it afternoon tea and why no corgi.

[Eastfield Lodge]

Nigel's getting salty that the government won't do whatever his unelected ass tells it to.

You used the wrong paper Vass: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3773754/Theresa-slaps-Boris-plans-Australian-style-migrant-point-system.html

[Vassenor]

James O'Brien on Brexit: "The people who realise they were lied to are getting angrier with the people who warned them than the people who did the lying."

[Eastfield Lodge]

Nah, the only true way to satisfy everybody's anti-immigration concerns is to ban any and all foreigners from coming into this country, suspend all visas currently in place and deport the now-illegal immigrants , and if you really want to go the whole hog, revoke the citizenship of everybody with dual citizenship and deport them as well.

I would make all foreigners wear explosive tags that can be remotely blown up if they do something illegal.
If the UK governed all of humanity and foreigners were literally aliens.

Only if you give the triggers to the Trustworthy and Honest British People ^TM.

[Napkiraly]

*Sips tea in room full of union jacks, images of the Queen, and images of Churchill, mumbling about how Top Gear is now shite and how Chris Evans is a knob while looking out into my tiny garden out front where my cat is frolicking*

I'm doing it right, right?

Depends, are you wearing your top hat and tails, do you own a monocle, is it afternoon tea and why no corgi.

Yes; ironed by my fiery red headed Scottish maid/mistress; everyone who isn't a philistine owns a monocle, come on now; of course; it'll attract the Welsh and I need to protect the sheep out back.

[Questers]

While I like the white dominions, which are almost extensions of Britain itself, that doesn't exclude them from the same obligations as people from Pakistan or Ghana. There are probably plenty of Canadians who Don't Quite Get It.

*Sips tea in room full of union jacks, images of the Queen, and images of Churchill, mumbling about how Top Gear is now shite and how Chris Evans is a knob while looking out into my tiny garden out front where my cat is frolicking*

I'm doing it right, right?

more like:

[The United Colonies of Earth]

Nigel's getting salty that the government won't do whatever his unelected ass tells it to.

You used the wrong paper Vass: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3773754/Theresa-slaps-Boris-plans-Australian-style-migrant-point-system.html

I would make all foreigners wear explosive tags that can be remotely blown up if they do something illegal.
If the UK governed all of humanity and foreigners were literally aliens.

Only if you give the triggers to the Trustworthy and Honest British People ^TM.

As long as they're qualified!

[Souseiseki]

questers raises a good point. the daily mail does not prepare new immigrants for the chucklevision segment of the brit-test '16

[Questers]

i saw chuckle brothers live as a kid just saying

[Questers]

does anyone remember that roadies flash game on bbc from year 7

[The United Colonies of Earth]

Depends, are you wearing your top hat and tails, do you own a monocle, is it afternoon tea and why no corgi.

Yes; ironed by my fiery red headed Scottish maid/mistress; everyone who isn't a philistine owns a monocle, come on now; of course; it'll attract the Welsh and I need to protect the sheep out back.

I want a fiery redhead Scottish woman

questers raises a good point. the daily mail does not prepare new immigrants for the chucklevision segment of the brit-test '16

Henceforth why I'll use NS to study for the test.

[Napkiraly]

*Sips tea in room full of union jacks, images of the Queen, and images of Churchill, mumbling about how Top Gear is now shite and how Chris Evans is a knob while looking out into my tiny garden out front where my cat is frolicking*

I'm doing it right, right?

more like:

CadburyFreddos is a god send this is true, but I'm more of an Enfield and Whitehouse man instead, though I don't mind the Chuckle Brothers.

[Questers]

Cadbury is a god send this is true, but I'm more of an Enfield and Whitehouse man instead, though I don't mind the Chuckle Brothers.

did you just generalise freedos as being just "cadbury"

you better rescind that comment boyo

[Napkiraly]

Cadbury is a god send this is true, but I'm more of an Enfield and Whitehouse man instead, though I don't mind the Chuckle Brothers.

did you just generalise freedos as being just "cadbury"

you better rescind that comment boyo

I apologise for my heathen ways.

[Vassenor]

Owen Smith defends ‘sexist’ tweet about Nicola Sturgeon as ‘banter’

[Questers]

I'm actually with Smith on this one. That's good banter.

[Anywhere Else But Here]

Owen Smith defends ‘sexist’ tweet about Nicola Sturgeon as ‘banter’

Not seeing the sexism.

[Olivaero]

Owen Smith defends ‘sexist’ tweet about Nicola Sturgeon as ‘banter’

I dont get it. His tweet could of easily applied to a man...

[Eastfield Lodge]

I'm actually with Smith on this one. That's good banter.

Owen Smith defends ‘sexist’ tweet about Nicola Sturgeon as ‘banter’

Not seeing the sexism.

Agreed.

[Questers]

And anyway, it just isn't appropriate for a woman to be running a country.

[Eastfield Lodge]

And anyway, it just isn't appropriate for a woman to be running a country.

OK Vanguard, you can stop now.

[Conscentia]

more like:
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More like this now.

Actually, I think they cost 20p now. :/