UK Politics Thread V: Upon This Blasted Heath

[Alvecia]

Nigel Farage says he would like a job in Donald Trump's administration

Traitor. Shouldn't he be staying here to fix the mess he caused?

And he's not wearing a poppy on TV.

You don't actually have any points against Farage, do you? You just dislike him.

He has an incredibly punchable face

[Philjia]

Nigel Farage says he would like a job in Donald Trump's administration

Traitor. Shouldn't he be staying here to fix the mess he caused?

And he's not wearing a poppy on TV.

You don't actually have any points against Farage, do you? You just dislike him.

He's a racism promoting, vacuous, anti-intellectual, socially regressive windbag who wants to take Britain back to the 1930s. That enough for you?

[Freefall11111]

Cookie Monster 2020 for PM.

[Ifreann]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwruvbKWIAArxcy.jpg

COOKIE MONSTER SUPPORT TROOPS

Even foreign puppets support the troops, why don't you, traitorous liberals?

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Nigel Farage says he would like a job in Donald Trump's administration

Traitor. Shouldn't he be staying here to fix the mess he caused?

Fuck sake, Nigel, just take up knitting or something. Stop trying to retire from politics by taking up politics somewhere else.

And he's not wearing a poppy on TV.

COOKIE MONSTER THINK FARAGE HATE TROOPS

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My impression is that we will receive a quicker and better trade deal with Trump than Clinton. Hope that polls being unreliable becomes an international phenomenon.

But DI, Trump makes the best deals. How could May ever hope to negotiate with him?

[Greater Pareidolia]

You don't actually have any points against Farage, do you? You just dislike him.

He's a racism promoting, vacuous, anti-intellectual, socially regressive windbag who wants to take Britain back to the 1930s. That enough for you?

Here's a page out of vassenor's own little pink book:

Proof?

[Philjia]

Cookie Monster 2020 for PM.

Cookie Monster: The first 100 days:
"Cookie Monster wins election on biscuit platform"
"Replacement of pound sterling with biscuit based currency unexpected success"
"Cookie Monster promotes biscuit based solution to Israel/Palestine conflict"
"Cookie Monster denies inappropriate use of Treasury reserve biscuits"
"Cookie Monster resigns after an undercover reporter posing as a lobbyist apparently successfully bribes him with a plate of Jammie Dodgers"

[Freefall11111]

Cookie Monster 2020 for PM.

Cookie Monster: The first 100 days:
"Cookie Monster wins election on biscuit platform"
"Replacement of pound sterling with biscuit based currency unexpected success"
"Cookie Monster promotes biscuit based solution to Israel/Palestine conflict"
"Cookie Monster denies inappropriate use of Treasury reserve biscuits"
"Cookie Monster resigns after an undercover reporter posing as a lobbyist apparently successfully bribes him with a plate of Jammie Dodgers"

Truly, the most dramatic of stories.

[Philjia]

He's a racism promoting, vacuous, anti-intellectual, socially regressive windbag who wants to take Britain back to the 1930s. That enough for you?

Here's a page out of vassenor's own little pink book:

Proof?

http://www.ukip.org/manifesto2015

[Imperializt Russia]

He's a racism promoting, vacuous, anti-intellectual, socially regressive windbag who wants to take Britain back to the 1930s. That enough for you?

Here's a page out of vassenor's own little pink book:

Proof?

hmm?

[Greater Pareidolia]

Here's a page out of vassenor's own little pink book:

Proof?

http://www.ukip.org/manifesto2015

I don't see it.

[Mad hatters in jeans]

Cookie Monster 2020 for PM.

Cookie Monster: The first 100 days:
"Cookie Monster wins election on biscuit platform"
"Replacement of pound sterling with biscuit based currency unexpected success"
"Cookie Monster promotes biscuit based solution to Israel/Palestine conflict"
"Cookie Monster denies inappropriate use of Treasury reserve biscuits"
"Cookie Monster resigns after an undercover reporter posing as a lobbyist apparently successfully bribes him with a plate of Jammie Dodgers"

Biscuit means biscuit!

[Vassenor]

Are we rolling right back to the "using Nazi propaganda to demonise foreigners isn't racist" spiel?

[Ifreann]

Cookie Monster: The first 100 days:
"Cookie Monster wins election on biscuit platform"
"Replacement of pound sterling with biscuit based currency unexpected success"
"Cookie Monster promotes biscuit based solution to Israel/Palestine conflict"
"Cookie Monster denies inappropriate use of Treasury reserve biscuits"
"Cookie Monster resigns after an undercover reporter posing as a lobbyist apparently successfully bribes him with a plate of Jammie Dodgers"

Biscuit means biscuit!

"Cookie Means Biscuit" might make for a better slogan. Unless Mr. Monster decides to Anglicise his name and run as Biccie Monster.

[Mad hatters in jeans]

Biscuit means biscuit!

"Cookie Means Biscuit" might make for a better slogan. Unless Mr. Monster decides to Anglicise his name and run as Biccie Monster.

But that doesn't go with the slogan at all. I think we need to have a slogan committee finalise things.

[Greater Pareidolia]

What about soggy biscuit? Does Cookie Monster have a stance on that?

[Ifreann]

"Cookie Means Biscuit" might make for a better slogan. Unless Mr. Monster decides to Anglicise his name and run as Biccie Monster.

But that doesn't go with the slogan at all. I think we need to have a slogan committee finalise things.

Nigel Farage seems desperate for work these days, we could probably get him to do it on the cheap.

[Mad hatters in jeans]

But that doesn't go with the slogan at all. I think we need to have a slogan committee finalise things.

Nigel Farage seems desperate for work these days, we could probably get him to do it on the cheap.

Things that sound bad out of context.

[Freefall11111]

Liz Truss. No commentary necessary.

[The Nihilistic view]

She should be trussed up.

[Imperializt Russia]

She should be trussed up.

You've put "pork markets" in my head again and now I feel like a terrible person.

[Hydesland]

Bill Clinton with the banter. #BanterBill

[The Huskar Social Union]

Cookie Monster 2020 for PM.

Cookie Monster: The first 100 days:
"Cookie Monster wins election on biscuit platform"
"Replacement of pound sterling with biscuit based currency unexpected success"
"Cookie Monster promotes biscuit based solution to Israel/Palestine conflict"
"Cookie Monster denies inappropriate use of Treasury reserve biscuits"
"Cookie Monster resigns after an undercover reporter posing as a lobbyist apparently successfully bribes him with a plate of Jammie Dodgers"

Fuck it id still vote for him haha

[Napkiraly]

To be fair, sometimes going after the rich is perfectly warranted. Sulla was right.

[The Nihilistic view]

She should be trussed up.

You've put "pork markets" in my head again and now I feel like a terrible person.

Well what better way to punish her for that than to tie her up like a chicken!

[Salandriagado]

So, the EU is inexplicably proposing unilaterally giving us pretty much the best deal possible and then some. Jayne Adye, to the surprise of nobody who's ever heard of her, has decided that this is somehow discrimination. A particularly hilarious quote:

It is totally unacceptable for certain citizens in the UK to subject themselves to laws which are created by politicians who are not accountable the British people as a whole.

Yeah, no. People can subject themselves to whatever the hell laws they like (not that there actually are any EU laws that would actually directly effect most individuals living in the UK). In particular, many millions of people happily subject themselves to various religious laws, and I've signed legally binding documents subjecting myself to laws made by an international body a few dozen times this year.