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Chuksland wrote:another crime again. this guy just wants a media coverage

One might think that there would be crimes that you could commit in order to gain media coverage that do not involve the actual ingestion of human flesh.

Yumyumsuppertime wrote:

Chuksland wrote:another crime again. this guy just wants a media coverage

One might think that there would be crimes that you could commit in order to gain media coverage that do not involve the actual ingestion of human flesh.

You kidding man zombies always make american news

greed and death wrote:Bath salts ?

Do you not recall an incident from maybe three or four years ago in Florida, where a person high on "bath salts" also attacked, killed, and ate parts of his victims before being killed by police?

Chuksland wrote:another crime again. this guy just wants a media coverage

Highly unlikely.

Florida in a nutshell.

The Alexanderians wrote:

Yumyumsuppertime wrote:
One might think that there would be crimes that you could commit in order to gain media coverage that do not involve the actual ingestion of human flesh.

You kidding man zombies always make american news

Yes, but there are ways of making the news that are more palatable in a culinary sense. If you're eating human flesh, then there's something more than a desire for publicity at work.

Fucking Florida.

The first in a series of zombies.

Gigaverse wrote:The first in a series of zombies.

First? Where have you been?

I suspect bath salts.

Washington Resistance Army wrote:

Gigaverse wrote:The first in a series of zombies.

First? Where have you been?

My mom's womb.

At least he didn't tie him up and try to eat his face while the victim was alive.

Imperializt Russia wrote:

greed and death wrote:Bath salts ?

Do you not recall an incident from maybe three or four years ago in Florida, where a person high on "bath salts" also attacked, killed, and ate parts of his victims before being killed by police?

That's frightening.
Hopefully it'll never happen to me.

Florida Man strikes again.

The guy who did the same a few years ago in Miami wasn't confirmed to have taken bath salts though.

Bulgar Rouge wrote:The guy who did the same a few years ago in Miami wasn't confirmed to have taken bath salts though.

I think they tested for it and the results came up negative.

The Alexanderians wrote:

Bulgar Rouge wrote:The guy who did the same a few years ago in Miami wasn't confirmed to have taken bath salts though.

I think they tested for it and the results came up negative.

Exactly. Interestingly, a similar attack occurred in China a few months after the one in Miami. Some guy chewed on a woman's face in Wenzhou.

Bulgar Rouge wrote:The guy who did the same a few years ago in Miami wasn't confirmed to have taken bath salts though.

It was where we got the whole bath salts moral panic from though, right?

Bulgar Rouge wrote:

The Alexanderians wrote:I think they tested for it and the results came up negative.

Exactly. Interestingly, a similar attack occurred in China a few months after the one in Miami. Some guy chewed on a woman's face in Wenzhou.

Darn Chinese copying everything!

1. The fact that he wore a cool hat means nothing. (though there's no reason not to include it I guess)
2. This is bad, but what is there to discuss?

Imperializt Russia wrote:

Bulgar Rouge wrote:The guy who did the same a few years ago in Miami wasn't confirmed to have taken bath salts though.

It was where we got the whole bath salts moral panic from though, right?

"moral panic"

Jumalariik wrote:1. The fact that he wore a cool hat means nothing. (though there's no reason not to include it I guess)
2. This is bad, but what is there to discuss?

Well, given he has claimed to be immortal and to have super powers, and the police still have yet to find evidence of substance abuse, it is likely that this was a case of mental instability. We can certainly talk about that.

Morgan Dexter is the only good thing to come out of Florida, and fuck, hes a serial killer.

I still can't can't believe the police didn't shoot this guy as soon as they got there and saw him eating the guy's face. I mean seriously, if there is ever a time where deadly force is necessary and justified, it's when there's a deranged murderer who is currently eating his victim's face.

Wallenburg wrote:

Jumalariik wrote:1. The fact that he wore a cool hat means nothing. (though there's no reason not to include it I guess)
2. This is bad, but what is there to discuss?

Well, given he has claimed to be immortal and to have super powers, and the police still have yet to find evidence of substance abuse, it is likely that this was a case of mental instability. We can certainly talk about that.

Maybe he really is some kind of demigod and he needs to eat human flesh to recharge his powers. Who are you to call him a liar?!