The Eternal Thread: TET's More Like It!

[Kannap]

Totally random fact: I type 195 WPM.

That is really impressive considering the world record is 150 wpm on a simplified keyboard.

Little did we know that Ethel works for the Guinness Book of World Records in his free time and is obligated to call out people on any bullshit that conflicts with the world records.

[Gallade]

As I see it we can either suffocate fatty fish rich in omega 3 en masse or bury librarians under their own mountains of hardbacks.

But omega 3's are good for me.

We will eat the brain food afterwards.

Fish and librarian alike.

As I see it we can either suffocate fatty fish rich in omega 3 en masse or bury librarians under their own mountains of hardbacks.

Simply support science and you shall find yourself blessed with knowledge.

Okay salmon of knowledge, get back to air drowning.

[Hurdergaryp]

Simply support science and you shall find yourself blessed with knowledge.

Okay salmon of knowledge, get back to air drowning.

The salmon of knowledge is a mythological creature at best, so I am uncertain what kind of message you are trying to relay.

[Gallade]

Okay salmon of knowledge, get back to air drowning.

The salmon of knowledge is a mythological creature at best, so I am uncertain what kind of message you are trying to relay.

When you're doing a bit you commit to it.

[Hurdergaryp]

The salmon of knowledge is a mythological creature at best, so I am uncertain what kind of message you are trying to relay.

When you're doing a bit you commit to it.

Laudable behaviour as that may be, it does confuse me a little bit. That, however, usually improves the TET cred of those who bring the confusion.

[Ethel mermania]

That is really impressive considering the world record is 150 wpm on a simplified keyboard.

Little did we know that Ethel works for the Guinness Book of World Records in his free time and is obligated to call out people on any bullshit that conflicts with the world records.

I wish, but Google is a thing, and so is bullshit, it's like kismet.

[Ethel mermania]

Okay salmon of knowledge, get back to air drowning.

The salmon of knowledge is a mythological creature at best, so I am uncertain what kind of message you are trying to relay.

Your a mythical creature in salmon shape. C'mere fishie fishie, I got some salt for you....

[New Communist and Socialist Unions]

Just watched a few How to DIY explosives videos on YouTube... Time to make some emergency plans in case the Chinese invade or a rebellion occurs.

[Hurdergaryp]

Little did we know that Ethel works for the Guinness Book of World Records in his free time and is obligated to call out people on any bullshit that conflicts with the world records.

I wish, but Google is a thing, and so is bullshit, it's like kismet.

But since Kannap is only familiar with the religious doctrine of Christianity, the concept of kismet is highly alien to him. Hinduism fills every monotheist with dread, for it survived where other polytheistic religions perished.

[Kannap]

I wish, but Google is a thing, and so is bullshit, it's like kismet.

But since Kannap is only familiar with the religious doctrine of Christianity, the concept of kismet is highly alien to him. Hinduism fills every monotheist with dread, for it survived where other polytheistic religions perished.

In all honesty, I read it as "Kermit" until you quoted it and made me reread it.

At least I know who Kermit is.

[Ethel mermania]

I wish, but Google is a thing, and so is bullshit, it's like kismet.

But since Kannap is only familiar with the religious doctrine of Christianity, the concept of kismet is highly alien to him. Hinduism fills every monotheist with dread, for it survived where other polytheistic religions perished.

That Shiva is seriously badass. I would not fuck with him either.

[Ethel mermania]

But since Kannap is only familiar with the religious doctrine of Christianity, the concept of kismet is highly alien to him. Hinduism fills every monotheist with dread, for it survived where other polytheistic religions perished.

In all honesty, I read it as "Kermit" until you quoted it and made me reread it.

At least I know who Kermit is.

I used kermit, a long long time ago.

[Kannap]

In all honesty, I read it as "Kermit" until you quoted it and made me reread it.

At least I know who Kermit is.

I used kermit, a long long time ago.

Miss Piggy would be jealous.

[Ethel mermania]

I used kermit, a long long time ago.

Miss Piggy would be jealous.

Indeed she is, but she thinks because I am jewish she is safe....

[Kannap]

Miss Piggy would be jealous.

Indeed she is, but she thinks because I am jewish she is safe....

Bacon for everybody.

[Ethel mermania]

Indeed she is, but she thinks because I am jewish she is safe....

Bacon for everybody.

Good news that jews don't believe in hell, bad news for Mrs piggy.

[Philjia]

Indeed she is, but she thinks because I am jewish she is safe....

Bacon for everybody.

I'd rather have sausages.

[Gallade]

Bacon for everybody.

I'd rather have sausages.

There is no either or when it comes to dining on pig flesh.

[Kannap]

Bacon for everybody.

I'd rather have sausages.

I'd rather have livermush.

[Immoren]

I wish, but Google is a thing, and so is bullshit, it's like kismet.

But since Kannap is only familiar with the religious doctrine of Christianity, the concept of kismet is highly alien to him. Hinduism fills every monotheist with dread, for it survived where other polytheistic religions perished.

I am very familiar with kismet

[Kannap]

But since Kannap is only familiar with the religious doctrine of Christianity, the concept of kismet is highly alien to him. Hinduism fills every monotheist with dread, for it survived where other polytheistic religions perished.

I am very familiar with kismet

That looks delicious.

[Veceria]

Bacon for everybody.

I'd rather have sausages.

That's what she said.

[Kannap]

I'd rather have sausages.

That's what she said.

Or that's what he said. No need to limit the sexualization to one gender

[Veceria]

That's what she said.

Or that's what he said. No need to limit the sexualization to one gender

Publications tend to use the female gender for unisex here.

[Kannap]

Or that's what he said. No need to limit the sexualization to one gender

Publications tend to use the female gender for unisex here.

She =/= he

Using the female gender to mean unisex is the dumbest thing I've ever heard.