The Eternal Thread: TET's More Like It!

[Hurdergaryp]

It's covered in blood and what appears to be a fine coating of bone dust and caked dirt.

Blood? Shoot, that's the intimacy blanket. The safety blanket must be in the dryer.

You are a bit clumsy, aren't you? Sometimes I'm wondering if you truly have what it takes to harvest the souls of the departed. There have been complaints.

[The Grim Reaper]

Blood? Shoot, that's the intimacy blanket. The safety blanket must be in the dryer.

You are a bit clumsy, aren't you? Sometimes I'm wondering if you truly have what it takes to harvest the souls of the departed. There have been complaints.

Well excuse me for wanting to strike a good work/life balance, for God's sake. Not everything needs to be filed in triplicate and ferried across the Styx double time.

[Hurdergaryp]

You are a bit clumsy, aren't you? Sometimes I'm wondering if you truly have what it takes to harvest the souls of the departed. There have been complaints.

Well excuse me for wanting to strike a good work/life balance, for God's sake. Not everything needs to be filed in triplicate and ferried across the Styx double time.

That is all nice and dandy, but customer satisfaction has eroded beyond acceptable levels. We're not asking the impossible here, just adherence to proper procedure.

[The Holy Therns]

I can never get to sleep without it!

It's covered in blood and what appears to be a fine coating of bone dust and caked dirt.

That's what makes it cozy warm.

[Hurdergaryp]

It's covered in blood and what appears to be a fine coating of bone dust and caked dirt.

That's what makes it cozy warm.

Rather uncommon isolation materials, though.

[The Grim Reaper]

Well excuse me for wanting to strike a good work/life balance, for God's sake. Not everything needs to be filed in triplicate and ferried across the Styx double time.

That is all nice and dandy, but customer satisfaction has eroded beyond acceptable levels. We're not asking the impossible here, just adherence to proper procedure.

I am a loose cannon who doesn't play by the rules! Do you want me to go free agent? I'll damn well go free agent!

I'm the best damn guy on the beat this side of Limbo, and there isn't a force of nature that can keep up with my recruitment numbers!

[Immoren]

Of course these no-brand jaffa cakes were dissapointment.

[Gallade]

That is all nice and dandy, but customer satisfaction has eroded beyond acceptable levels. We're not asking the impossible here, just adherence to proper procedure.

I am a loose cannon who doesn't play by the rules! Do you want me to go free agent? I'll damn well go free agent!

I'm the best damn guy on the beat this side of Limbo, and there isn't a force of nature that can keep up with my recruitment numbers!

I think it's time to give the Valkyrie a call. Now that's service with a smile.

[The Grim Reaper]

I am a loose cannon who doesn't play by the rules! Do you want me to go free agent? I'll damn well go free agent!

I'm the best damn guy on the beat this side of Limbo, and there isn't a force of nature that can keep up with my recruitment numbers!

I think it's time to give the Valkyrie a call. Now that's service with a smile.

Bah, I'll just seduce her with my sexy, sexy thigh bones.

[Vassenor]

I am a loose cannon who doesn't play by the rules! Do you want me to go free agent? I'll damn well go free agent!

I'm the best damn guy on the beat this side of Limbo, and there isn't a force of nature that can keep up with my recruitment numbers!

I think it's time to give the Valkyrie a call. Now that's service with a smile.

And awesome music.

[Gallade]

I think it's time to give the Valkyrie a call. Now that's service with a smile.

Bah, I'll just seduce her with my sexy, sexy thigh bones.

Sorry, I think they're only interested in soldier boys, not civil servants. Try the Banshee, I hear that ever since she stopped going by Morrigan she's really been into power tripping guys.

[The Holy Therns]

I am a loose cannon who doesn't play by the rules! Do you want me to go free agent? I'll damn well go free agent!

I'm the best damn guy on the beat this side of Limbo, and there isn't a force of nature that can keep up with my recruitment numbers!

I think it's time to give the Valkyrie a call. Now that's service with a smile.

You rang?

[Gallade]

I think it's time to give the Valkyrie a call. Now that's service with a smile.

You rang?

"Lemme just... get you on this... horse... brave...fallen warrior...

Crumbs, you're heavy"

[The Grim Reaper]

Bah, I'll just seduce her with my sexy, sexy thigh bones.

Sorry, I think they're only interested in soldier boys, not civil servants. Try the Banshee, I hear that ever since she stopped going by Morrigan she's really been into power tripping guys.

Hmm, not familiar with that particular myth. *wiki searches*

The Morrígan is often described as a trio of individuals, all sisters, called 'the three Morrígna'.

Oh my, well - I'll try anything once.

[The Holy Therns]

You rang?

"Lemme just... get you on this... horse... brave...fallen warrior...

Crumbs, you're heavy"

We use cranes now.

[Gallade]

"Lemme just... get you on this... horse... brave...fallen warrior...

Crumbs, you're heavy"

We use cranes now.

What glorious light bursts forth through the clouds radiantly-

Falling scaffolding, run!

[The Holy Therns]

We use cranes now.

What glorious light bursts forth through the clouds radiantly-

Falling scaffolding, run!

Look o-

Oh. Looks like we're picking up a few more.

[Gallade]

What glorious light bursts forth through the clouds radiantly-

Falling scaffolding, run!

Look o-

Oh. Looks like we're picking up a few more.

So I take it that Valhalla is now a spa resort currently under construction and that the Ragnarök your einherjar train for translates roughly to "visit from the safety inspectors"?

[Nariterrr]

Of course these no-brand jaffa cakes were dissapointment.

Yes.

[The Holy Therns]

Look o-

Oh. Looks like we're picking up a few more.

So I take it that Valhalla is now a spa resort currently under construction and that the Ragnarök your einherjar train for translates roughly to "visit from the safety inspectors"?

Oh no, Ragnarök is just a huge family dinner. Surtr's flaming sword that will scorch the Earth and end it all translates to uncle Tommy doing Donald Duck impressions.

[Ethel mermania]

So I take it that Valhalla is now a spa resort currently under construction and that the Ragnarök your einherjar train for translates roughly to "visit from the safety inspectors"?

Oh no, Ragnarök is just a huge family dinner. Surtr's flaming sword that will scorch the Earth and end it all translates to uncle Tommy doing Donald Duck impressions.

Donald could get very angry.

[Gallade]

So I take it that Valhalla is now a spa resort currently under construction and that the Ragnarök your einherjar train for translates roughly to "visit from the safety inspectors"?

Oh no, Ragnarök is just a huge family dinner. Surtr's flaming sword that will scorch the Earth and end it all translates to uncle Tommy doing Donald Duck impressions.

Oh god, I'll look for properties in Hel, thanks though.

[Veceria]

So I take it that Valhalla is now a spa resort currently under construction and that the Ragnarök your einherjar train for translates roughly to "visit from the safety inspectors"?

Oh no, Ragnarök is just a huge family dinner. Surtr's flaming sword that will scorch the Earth and end it all translates to uncle Tommy doing Donald Duck impressions.

You know too much.

[Ostrovshima]

I politely implore you to critique the rough draft of a song I'm writing to keep myself occupied.

They aren't bad. What genre of music?

I was imagining it to be my "theme song" so to speak. Do you have any advice?

[The Blaatschapen]

The Yumyum slaughter is upon us...

I was going to spare those who made a sign on their door in lamb's blood, but Blaat objected.

It would be rude to the blood bank where I donate.