The Eternal Thread: TET's More Like It!

[Hurdergaryp]

My, how the times have changed. There is nothing more for you to do than to fondly remember all the gutters you woke up in after another excellent night out. Alas, those halcyon days are no more.

Hey, I never woke up in a gutter. Unless that's a euphemism for other, more fleshy types of plumbing.

Then several times.

It probably wasn't an euphemism for the activities you mentioned before, but it is now.

[Veceria]

No u

It is not supposed to be a cool spell, after all. The effects of fireball are the antithesis of cool.

Cold fire spell!

[Hurdergaryp]

It is not supposed to be a cool spell, after all. The effects of fireball are the antithesis of cool.

Cold fire spell!

CAST GANGRENE MISSILE!

[Immoren]

Clear spirits are too friendly on the head the morning after in exchange for a messy night, this is true.

I could try and recapture my youth and seek an "I want to die" hangover through jager bombs but I don't think I can survive that anymore.

I'm a fan of everclear, vodka, jack and fireball myself, are any of those things you like?

I think that here you can't sell everclear strength alcohol for human consumption.

[Kannap]

Some days I really hate myself. Some days I love myself. Most days, I don't know which is which.

[Hurdergaryp]

Some days I really hate myself. Some days I love myself. Most days, I don't know which is which.

Maybe you should explore the possibilities of masochism.

[Hetalia Dakota 2 II]

My, how the times have changed. There is nothing more for you to do than to fondly remember all the gutters you woke up in after another excellent night out. Alas, those halcyon days are no more.

Hey, I never woke up in a gutter. Unless that's a euphemism for other, more fleshy types of plumbing.

Then several times.

I'm a fan of everclear, vodka, jack and fireball myself, are any of those things you like?

Vodka and Jack, sure.

On the heavier side of things I do keep a supply of absinthe and poitin around the house for special occasions. Special occasions being days from hell, of course.

I need to branch out once I'm legal age, you mind me asking your got recommendations once I turn 21?

[Kannap]

Some days I really hate myself. Some days I love myself. Most days, I don't know which is which.

Maybe you should explore the possibilities of masochism.

I'm already a distance runner, what more do you want from me?

[The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord]

3 DAYS UNTIL SCHOOL...

Hello NSG Comrades, I just got back from cutting ze grass of my old house, and let me tell you something. There's a reason why they're called "Blades of Grass". That is, when they fly towards you rapidly, it feels like your skin is being cut by tiny blades, even though you're not being cut. Also, we were only able to complete half of the acre of land before it started to heavily rain.

Overall, I found it to be unpleasant, and it made me cross.

[Renewed Imperial Germany]

3 DAYS UNTIL SCHOOL...

Hello NSG Comrades, I just got back from cutting ze grass of my old house, and let me tell you something. There's a reason why they're called "Blades of Grass". That is, when they fly towards you rapidly, it feels like your skin is being cut by tiny blades, even though you're not being cut. Also, we were only able to complete half of the acre of land before it started to heavily rain.

Overall, I found it to be unpleasant, and it made me cross.

This is why I just torch my grass with a flamethrower. Gets the job done and no cuttin!

[Philjia]

Hey, I never woke up in a gutter. Unless that's a euphemism for other, more fleshy types of plumbing.

Then several times.

Vodka and Jack, sure.

On the heavier side of things I do keep a supply of absinthe and poitin around the house for special occasions. Special occasions being days from hell, of course.

I need to branch out once I'm legal age, you mind me asking your got recommendations once I turn 21?

Given what you said you liked, try mixing Vermouth, Campari, and Gin in equal quantities.

[Kannap]

3 DAYS UNTIL SCHOOL...

Hello NSG Comrades, I just got back from cutting ze grass of my old house, and let me tell you something. There's a reason why they're called "Blades of Grass". That is, when they fly towards you rapidly, it feels like your skin is being cut by tiny blades, even though you're not being cut. Also, we were only able to complete half of the acre of land before it started to heavily rain.

Overall, I found it to be unpleasant, and it made me cross.

Why are you cutting the grass of your old residence? I've never felt like grass was cutting me as if it were tiny blades when mowing grass, how sensitive is your skin? What does any of this information have to do with the fact that school is in three days for you?

[Immoren]

Hey, I never woke up in a gutter. Unless that's a euphemism for other, more fleshy types of plumbing.

Then several times.

Vodka and Jack, sure.

On the heavier side of things I do keep a supply of absinthe and poitin around the house for special occasions. Special occasions being days from hell, of course.

I need to branch out once I'm legal age, you mind me asking your got recommendations once I turn 21?

Mead.

[The Holy Therns]

I need to branch out once I'm legal age, you mind me asking your got recommendations once I turn 21?

Mead.

Oh, you!

[The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord]

3 DAYS UNTIL SCHOOL...

Hello NSG Comrades, I just got back from cutting ze grass of my old house, and let me tell you something. There's a reason why they're called "Blades of Grass". That is, when they fly towards you rapidly, it feels like your skin is being cut by tiny blades, even though you're not being cut. Also, we were only able to complete half of the acre of land before it started to heavily rain.

Overall, I found it to be unpleasant, and it made me cross.

Why are you cutting the grass of your old residence? I've never felt like grass was cutting me as if it were tiny blades when mowing grass, how sensitive is your skin? What does any of this information have to do with the fact that school is in three days for you?

One, we haven't sold the house yet, so we need to make it look nice so we can sell it, two, I also had to use the weedwhacker-thingy to get the areas the mower couldn't reach, and the grass was being flung up due to the weedwhacker-thingy, also, my skin is VERY sensitive. Oh, and about the header: IT LOOKS SWAGGY!

I profusely apologize if I seem harsh, and I politely implore forgiveness.

[Immoren]

Mead.

Oh, you!

Or hot choclety milk.

[Renewed Imperial Germany]

I profusely apologize if I seem harsh, and I politely implore forgiveness.

Are ya Canadian by any chance?

[The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord]

3 DAYS UNTIL SCHOOL...

Hello NSG Comrades, I just got back from cutting ze grass of my old house, and let me tell you something. There's a reason why they're called "Blades of Grass". That is, when they fly towards you rapidly, it feels like your skin is being cut by tiny blades, even though you're not being cut. Also, we were only able to complete half of the acre of land before it started to heavily rain.

Overall, I found it to be unpleasant, and it made me cross.

This is why I just torch my grass with a flamethrower. Gets the job done and no cuttin!

But my parents don't let me play with fire.

[The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord]

I profusely apologize if I seem harsh, and I politely implore forgiveness.

Are ya Canadian by any chance?

I'm from Pennsylvania, the state no one cares about.

[Hetalia Dakota 2 II]

I need to branch out once I'm legal age, you mind me asking your got recommendations once I turn 21?

Mead.

Notta fan of wheat drinks

[Italios]

Mead.

Notta fan of wheat drinks

Gluten free?

[Immoren]

Mead.

Notta fan of wheat drinks

Relevant scene.

[Hetalia Dakota 2 II]

Notta fan of wheat drinks

Gluten free?

Gross free

[Kannap]

This is why I just torch my grass with a flamethrower. Gets the job done and no cuttin!

But my parents don't let me play with fire.

Good, kids don't need to be allowed to play with fire.

[The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord]

But my parents don't let me play with fire.

Good, kids don't need to be allowed to play with fire.

I agree.