Rio Olympics Megathread

[The Two Jerseys]

Wow, that women's epee final...

[Kingdom of Irhk]

Brazil x Sweden in Women's Soccer now.

[Outer Sparta]

Medal results after Day 1 at 9:00 P.M. GMT -5:

1. USA: 1g, 1s, 0b, 5 points
1. South Korea: 1g, 1s, 0b, 5 points
1. China: 0g, 1s, 3b, 5 points
4. Argentina: 1g, 0s, 0b, 3 points
4. Belgium: 1g, 0s, 0b, 3 points
4. Hungary: 1g, 0s, 0b, 3 points
4. Russia: 1g, 0s, 0b, 3 points
4. Vietnam: 1g, 0s, 0b, 3 points
4. Kazakhstan: 0g, 1s, 1b, 3 points
10: Brazil: 0g, 1s, 0b, 2 points
10. Denmark: 0g, 1s, 0b, 2 points
10. Italy: 0g, 1s, 0b, 2 points
10. Japan: 0g, 0s, 2b, 2 points
14. Australia: 0g, 0s, 1b, 1 point
14. Poland: 0g, 0s, 1b, 1 point
14. Uzbekistan: 0g, 0s, 1b, 1 point

[Frenline Delpha]

Will probably just watch it sometime when I'm bored. I'll be on Sweden's side because of nationality reasons...

American, wants the USA to be at the top. That is my guess at least.

Ha lol, I'm not American.

Hint, it's in his name.

[Commerce Heights]

Medal results after Day 1 at 9:00 P.M. GMT -5:

Did you have something you wanted to discuss about the Olympic Games?

[Outer Sparta]

Medal results after Day 1 at 9:00 P.M. GMT -5:

Did you have something you wanted to discuss about the Olympic Games?

Medal standings, in points.

[Luminesa]

Brazil x Sweden in Women's Soccer now.

*Watches.*

*45 minutes in, Brazil 3-0.*

Dear sweet everything...

God rest ye, weary Sweden-men, let nothing you dismay.

It's not like you were gonna beat them anyway.

You might as well drop this game and leave Brazil today.

Oh tidings of NOPE. NOPE NOPE NOPE.

*Pats Sweden on the back, understandingly.*

[Kingdom of Irhk]

Brazil x Sweden in Women's Soccer now.

*Watches.*

*45 minutes in, Brazil 3-0.*

Dear sweet everything...

God rest ye, weary Sweden-men, let nothing you dismay.

It's not like you were gonna beat them anyway.

You might as well drop this game and leave Brazil today.

Oh tidings of NOPE. NOPE NOPE NOPE.

*Pats Sweden on the back, understandingly.*

I took my eyes off the TV for some minutes, and then...

There you go. Better than the Man's Team, I'm telling you.

[Commerce Heights]

Did you have something you wanted to discuss about the Olympic Games?

Medal standings, in points.

Sorry, I thought this was a thread for discussing the Olympic Games. But if we’re supposed to be just dumping raw standings for any competition we make up, then I guess I’ve been doing it wrong all this time!

Let’s go with 1 point for each gold medal, times 10 for each diacritic in their name, divided by 10 for each letter E in their name.

Medal results after Day 1 at 02:00 UTC:

Hoàng Xuân Vinh: 1g, 2d, 0e, 100 points
Hagino Kōsuke: 1g, 1d, 1e, 1 points
Kim Woo-jin: 1g, 0d, 0e, 1 points
Ku Bon-chan: 1g, 0d, 0e, 1 points
Sopita Tanasan: 1g, 0d, 0e, 1 points
Beslan Mudranov: 1g, 0d, 1e, 0.1 points
Paula Pareto: 1g, 0d, 1e, 0.1 points
Virginia Thrasher: 1g, 0d, 1e, 0.1 points
Szász Emese: 1g, 1d, 3e, 0.01 points
Lee Seung-yun: 1g, 0d, 3e, 0.001 points
Greg van Avermaet: 1g, 0d, 3e, 0.001 points

[Frenline Delpha]

That Hungary lady just tore up everyone else. I am glad Dirado managed to get silver, though.

[Luminesa]

*Watches.*

*45 minutes in, Brazil 3-0.*

Dear sweet everything...

God rest ye, weary Sweden-men, let nothing you dismay.

It's not like you were gonna beat them anyway.

You might as well drop this game and leave Brazil today.

Oh tidings of NOPE. NOPE NOPE NOPE.

*Pats Sweden on the back, understandingly.*

I took my eyes off the TV for some minutes, and then...

There you go. Better than the Man's Team, I'm telling you.

Poor Sweden. I understand your pain...

Kinda like how U.S. lost to Argentina in La Copa Ameríca...that was horrible.

[Socialist Nordia]

I took my eyes off the TV for some minutes, and then...

There you go. Better than the Man's Team, I'm telling you.

Poor Sweden. I understand your pain...

Kinda like how U.S. lost to Argentina in La Copa Ameríca...that was horrible.

Then Argentina lost in the finals after their best player missed on a penalty kick. Now that's what I call tragic.

[Kingdom of Irhk]

I took my eyes off the TV for some minutes, and then...

There you go. Better than the Man's Team, I'm telling you.

Poor Sweden. I understand your pain...

Kinda like how U.S. lost to Argentina in La Copa Ameríca...that was horrible.

We understand Sweden as well.

Brazil's national team lost to Germany in 2014. The score? 7-1.

I don't even cheer for Brazil usually, but this one was something to feel.

[Luminesa]

Poor Sweden. I understand your pain...

Kinda like how U.S. lost to Argentina in La Copa Ameríca...that was horrible.

We understand Sweden as well.

Brazil's national team lost to Germany in 2014. The score? 7-1.

I don't even cheer for Brazil usually, but this one was something to feel.

Or like how Chilé destroyed Mexico 7-0. I didn't think Chilé was capable of being such a jerk.

I WAS WRONG.

[Luminesa]

Poor Sweden. I understand your pain...

Kinda like how U.S. lost to Argentina in La Copa Ameríca...that was horrible.

Then Argentina lost in the finals after their best player missed on a penalty kick. Now that's what I call tragic.

Flipping Messi. YOU HAD ONE JOB.

*Shakes shoulders.*

[Kingdom of Irhk]

We understand Sweden as well.

Brazil's national team lost to Germany in 2014. The score? 7-1.

I don't even cheer for Brazil usually, but this one was something to feel.

Or like how Chilé destroyed Mexico 7-0. I didn't think Chilé was capable of being such a jerk.

I WAS WRONG.

And since that day, I was scared of Chile.

[Big Jim P]

Apparently not everybody appreciates our Gold medal shooter.

[Luminesa]

Or like how Chilé destroyed Mexico 7-0. I didn't think Chilé was capable of being such a jerk.

I WAS WRONG.

And since that day, I was scared of Chile.

Chilé is like Taiga. They are smol, and you don't fear them at first.

Then they break into your house with a sword and start attacking you.

[Luminesa]

Apparently not everybody appreciates our Gold medal shooter.

People talk, whatcha gonna do. Though that "Mass Shooting" comment was flipping low.

[Socialist Nordia]

Apparently not everybody appreciates our Gold medal shooter.

Breaking news: a few random Twitter accounts make snarky comments about guns.

[Kingdom of Irhk]

And since that day, I was scared of Chile.

Chilé is like Taiga. They are smol, and you don't fear them at first.

Then they break into your house with a sword and start attacking you.

I mean, it was expected that they would make a good competition. And then, out of the blue, Chile makes seven goals on an excellent national team.

They bashed too hard with their swords.

[Luminesa]

Chilé is like Taiga. They are smol, and you don't fear them at first.

Then they break into your house with a sword and start attacking you.

I mean, it was expected that they would make a good competition. And then, out of the blue, Chile makes seven goals on an excellent national team.

They bashed too hard with their swords.

Bashed? They chopped them up and made firewood out of them. That was brutal.

[Frenline Delpha]

Apparently not everybody appreciates our Gold medal shooter.

People talk, whatcha gonna do. Though that "Mass Shooting" comment was flipping low.

I read that, and was like "That's just a bit tasteless." But it is just talk.

And the worst part is that I chuckled.

[The first Galactic Republic]

Brazil x Sweden in Women's Soccer now.

*Watches.*

*45 minutes in, Brazil 3-0.*

Dear sweet everything...

God rest ye, weary Sweden-men, let nothing you dismay.

It's not like you were gonna beat them anyway.

You might as well drop this game and leave Brazil today.

Oh tidings of NOPE. NOPE NOPE NOPE.

*Pats Sweden on the back, understandingly.*

A Swedish swimmer set a new record in a semi-final.

[Outer Sparta]

Then Argentina lost in the finals after their best player missed on a penalty kick. Now that's what I call tragic.

Flipping Messi. YOU HAD ONE JOB.

*Shakes shoulders.*

He quit their team because Argentina sucked.