The Eternal Thread: Ye Olde Chat Thread

[Kannap]

That second sentence was a bit too long. Does anyone have a spare tibia?

It'll be a while before the 3D printer is done creating a replacement.

Can somebody make him an origami swan for the wait?

[Hurdergaryp]

Technically you're holding your ground when facing a bear. Also, don't pet it.

One of my campers got mad that we killed a rattlesnake that was in the cabin bathroom. I don't want to hear it buddy, you were two feet away from that thing and it was in striking position, be glad we got you away from it

It's an outrage! How dare you save people from being harmed by dangerous animals? How dare you?

[Gallade]

One of my campers got mad that we killed a rattlesnake that was in the cabin bathroom. I don't want to hear it buddy, you were two feet away from that thing and it was in striking position, be glad we got you away from it

It's an outrage! How dare you save people from being harmed by dangerous animals? How dare you?

Where is this satire when we're trying to keep the population of cuter dangerous animals under control during hunting season.

The deer kills, y'know.

[Dumb Ideologies]

It'll be a while before the 3D printer is done creating a replacement.

Can somebody make him an origami swan for the wait?

Will an origami swarm of bees do the job?

[Hurdergaryp]

It's an outrage! How dare you save people from being harmed by dangerous animals? How dare you?

Where is this satire when we're trying to keep the population of cuter dangerous animals under control during hunting season.

The deer kills, y'know.

No deer ever killed me, but that may have been nothing more than pure dumb luck.

[Gallade]

Where is this satire when we're trying to keep the population of cuter dangerous animals under control during hunting season.

The deer kills, y'know.

No deer ever killed me, but that may have been nothing more than pure dumb luck.

I don't think a rattlesnake killed you either. Unless the WiFi signal is surprisingly good in crypts.

[Hurdergaryp]

No deer ever killed me, but that may have been nothing more than pure dumb luck.

I don't think a rattlesnake killed you either. Unless the WiFi signal is surprisingly good in crypts.

Is that a Pokémon reference?

[Ethel mermania]

No deer ever killed me, but that may have been nothing more than pure dumb luck.

I don't think a rattlesnake killed you either. Unless the WiFi signal is surprisingly good in crypts.

Working on it.

[Gallade]

I don't think a rattlesnake killed you either. Unless the WiFi signal is surprisingly good in crypts.

Is that a Pokémon reference?

No, but on the topic data signal is surprisingly good in the Monaco-ville Cathedral catacombs.

Not that I was playing Pokémon Go in there, I just got a few email notifications.

[Hurdergaryp]

Is that a Pokémon reference?

No, but on the topic data signal is surprisingly good in the Monaco-ville Cathedral catacombs.

Not that I was playing Pokémon Go in there, I just got a few email notifications.

That is what I would say as well.

[Gallade]

No, but on the topic data signal is surprisingly good in the Monaco-ville Cathedral catacombs.

Not that I was playing Pokémon Go in there, I just got a few email notifications.

That is what I would say as well.

Shhhhhh, you'll alert the disrespect police.

[Hurdergaryp]

That is what I would say as well.

Shhhhhh, you'll alert the disrespect police.

Seriously? I have always been under the impression that the disrespect police was monitoring me by default, carefully waiting for me to make yet another unfortunate transgression.

[Italios]

I don't think a rattlesnake killed you either. Unless the WiFi signal is surprisingly good in crypts.

Is that a Pokémon reference?

The most dedicated fan can find a Pokemon reference in everything.

[Hurdergaryp]

Is that a Pokémon reference?

The most dedicated fan can find a Pokemon reference in everything.

These days it is harder not to find Pokémon references everywhere.

[Ethel mermania]

Shhhhhh, you'll alert the disrespect police.

Seriously? I have always been under the impression that the disrespect police was monitoring me by default, carefully waiting for me to make yet another unfortunate transgression.

Moderators don't count off site.

[Hurdergaryp]

Seriously? I have always been under the impression that the disrespect police was monitoring me by default, carefully waiting for me to make yet another unfortunate transgression.

Moderators don't count off site.

Or at least that is what we all hope.

[Gallade]

Moderators don't count off site.

Or at least that is what we all hope.

Paranoia, gentlemen.

Off site, you deal with my types.

[Hurdergaryp]

Or at least that is what we all hope.

Paranoia, gentlemen.

Off site, you deal with my types.

That does sound like a vast improvement, but I have been wrong before.

[Ethel mermania]

Or at least that is what we all hope.

Paranoia, gentlemen.

Off site, you deal with my types.

Pfft I haven't created an international incident in France in , in .... well since the trip i meet your mother. I am sure the war rents have come off the customs wall by now.

[The balkens]

going to the range today, and local gunshop.

see if i can snag something.

[Gallade]

Paranoia, gentlemen.

Off site, you deal with my types.

Pfft I haven't created an international incident in France in , in .... well since the trip i meet your mother. I am sure the war rents have come off the customs wall by now.

I have to be in preemptive mode, you're threatening a trip to Paris, after all.

[Hurdergaryp]

Pfft I haven't created an international incident in France in , in .... well since the trip i meet your mother. I am sure the war rents have come off the customs wall by now.

I have to be in preemptive mode, you're threatening a trip to Paris, after all.

But is it truly a threat? Hell, even I might appear in the City of Light again one day.

[Gallade]

I have to be in preemptive mode, you're threatening a trip to Paris, after all.

But is it truly a threat? Hell, even I might appear in the City of Light again one day.

Only if Geert gets his way, in your case.

[Hurdergaryp]

But is it truly a threat? Hell, even I might appear in the City of Light again one day.

Only if Geert gets his way, in your case.

Geert getting his way is a scary concept to behold, but I'm afraid I don't get it.

[Gallade]

Only if Geert gets his way, in your case.

Geert getting his way is a scary concept to behold, but I'm afraid I don't get it.

My point being there really wouldn't be any reason for my department to have even a passive interest in you unless, say, you were visiting Paris without a travel visa in the bizarre (so given the current year, probably inevitable) circumstance of The Netherlands leaving the EU to form a Christ is Might military state with its greedy eyes on Flanders.

So in short, Welcome to Paris!