The Eternal Thread: Ye Olde Chat Thread

by **Hurdergaryp** » Sat Jul 23, 2016 11:17 am

Vassenor wrote:
Abserdia wrote:Looks like a Reeses cup.

Only with caramel rather than peanut butter.

For that total sugar rush!

by **Talvezout** » Sat Jul 23, 2016 11:17 am

Luziyca wrote:
Talvezout wrote:
The memes I'm kinda alright with

Everything else is just here and I don't know why

Because you find yourself looking at them? It's like a good car accident: you can't stop looking at it.

That's... pretty accurate, come to think of it.

by **Vassenor** » Sat Jul 23, 2016 11:20 am

Abserdia wrote:
Vassenor wrote:
Only with caramel rather than peanut butter.

Sadly, I don't like caramel that much. But if it was peanut butter, I would finish 10 of those in a day and then feel sorry for my stomach later.

Nine inches across, and about an inch deep.

With at least half a cup of butter just in the crust.

by **Immoren** » Sat Jul 23, 2016 12:02 pm

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Veceria wrote:I reject you first!

Tet is rly 5/5 drama.

by **Indo-Japanese Separatist Districts** » Sat Jul 23, 2016 1:04 pm

Blergh. Hi. The room is spinning.

by **Vassenor** » Sat Jul 23, 2016 1:13 pm

Indo-Japanese Separatist Districts wrote:Blergh. Hi. The room is spinning.

How much did you have to drink?

by **Ethel mermania** » Sat Jul 23, 2016 1:17 pm

http://www.fastcocreate.com/3033103/lon ... ters-field

I want to go to london.

by **The Holy Therns** » Sat Jul 23, 2016 1:19 pm

Indo-Japanese Separatist Districts wrote:Blergh. Hi. The room is spinning.

Watching Tommy Wiseau movies while in rotation is generally inadvisable.

by **Vassenor** » Sat Jul 23, 2016 1:19 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:http://www.fastcocreate.com/3033103/london-celebrates-the-monty-python-reunion-by-putting-a-50-foot-dead-parrot-in-potters-field

I want to go to london.

That was two years ago.

by **Abserdia** » Sat Jul 23, 2016 1:22 pm

The Holy Therns wrote:
Indo-Japanese Separatist Districts wrote:Blergh. Hi. The room is spinning.

Watching Tommy Wiseau movies while in rotation is generally inadvisable.

Boooooo.

by **Ethel mermania** » Sat Jul 23, 2016 1:23 pm

Vassenor wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:http://www.fastcocreate.com/3033103/london-celebrates-the-monty-python-reunion-by-putting-a-50-foot-dead-parrot-in-potters-field

I want to go to london.

That was two years ago.

<<<<<Looks at byline

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by **Talvezout** » Sat Jul 23, 2016 1:24 pm

Indo-Japanese Separatist Districts wrote:Blergh. Hi. The room is spinning.

Nation is not online, Indo is kill

by **The balkens** » Sat Jul 23, 2016 1:24 pm

so....

who here ever had gun powder fly into your mouth thanks to the wind?

by **Talvezout** » Sat Jul 23, 2016 1:25 pm

The balkens wrote:so....

who here ever had gun powder fly into your mouth thanks to the wind?

No.

But honest question, how did it taste?

by **The balkens** » Sat Jul 23, 2016 1:28 pm

Talvezout wrote:
The balkens wrote:so....

who here ever had gun powder fly into your mouth thanks to the wind?

No.

But honest question, how did it taste?

Terrible, dry and made me want to vomit each time i tried to down it with water.

Now i know how my ancestors felt, for fucks sake. It as a Muzzle loader my friend brought. real nice, French model.

Tried to get the powder into the pan but the wind picked and most of it went into my damn face.

by **Talvezout** » Sat Jul 23, 2016 1:30 pm

The balkens wrote:
Talvezout wrote:
No.

But honest question, how did it taste?

Terrible, dry and made me want to vomit each time i tried to down it with water.

Now i know how my ancestors felt, for fucks sake. It as a Muzzle loader my friend brought. real nice, French model.

Tried to get the powder into the pan but the wind picked and most of it went into my damn face.

Well, at least it hopefully didn't end up in your nostrils or anything.

Still, a muzzle loader. I'll admit I don't know anything about guns but still, seeing antique things of all stripes is pretty cool.

by **The Princes of the Universe** » Sat Jul 23, 2016 1:31 pm

*pops in*
Hi. I'm not dead.
*vanishes again*

by **Abserdia** » Sat Jul 23, 2016 1:31 pm

So, in the WW2 Risk game, the Dutch are screwed. Germany took Amsterdam, and they only have three troops.

Platoons?

Not sure what they call it in this game.

by **The balkens** » Sat Jul 23, 2016 1:32 pm

Talvezout wrote:
The balkens wrote:
Terrible, dry and made me want to vomit each time i tried to down it with water.

Now i know how my ancestors felt, for fucks sake. It as a Muzzle loader my friend brought. real nice, French model.

Tried to get the powder into the pan but the wind picked and most of it went into my damn face.

Well, at least it hopefully didn't end up in your nostrils or anything.

Still, a muzzle loader. I'll admit I don't know anything about guns but still, seeing antique things of all stripes is pretty cool.

Hang around me long enough and youll learn a thing or two. That and how to be a complete Dick.

by **The balkens** » Sat Jul 23, 2016 1:32 pm

Abserdia wrote:So, in the WW2 Risk game, the Dutch are screwed. Germany took Amsterdam, and they only have three troops.

Platoons?

Not sure what they call it in this game.

what game?

by **Abserdia** » Sat Jul 23, 2016 1:35 pm

The balkens wrote:
Abserdia wrote:So, in the WW2 Risk game, the Dutch are screwed. Germany took Amsterdam, and they only have three troops.

Platoons?

Not sure what they call it in this game.

what game?

It's this game on mobile called Strategy and Tactics: Sandbox Free World War II History.

It's definitely not the most realistic games out there. It's mist Risk but with health bars, pretty much.
But it's still fun.

But don't expect to see advanced tactics or deep strategy.

Also, ads galore. Luckily, airplane mode fixes that.

by **The balkens** » Sat Jul 23, 2016 1:36 pm

Abserdia wrote:
The balkens wrote:
what game?

It's this game on mobile called Strategy and Tactics: Sandbox Free World War II History.

It's definitely not the most realistic games out there. It's mist Risk but with health bars, pretty much.
But it's still fun.

But don't expect to see advanced tactics or deep strategy.

Also, ads galore. Luckily, airplane mode fixes that.

Get hearts of Iron you Pleb.

by **The balkens** » Sat Jul 23, 2016 1:59 pm

Also, its time for everyone's favorite game show!

WHAT. PISSED. OFF. BALK. TODAY!?

*applause*

You want to know what pisses me off about parents? not parents in general but the ones that clearly dont know what the fuck they are doing?

Its the fact that they let their hellspawn little bastard sons of Satan run around and generally ruin everyone day.
Now i love kids, my niece Isabella is my world and i would RIP SOMEONES SKIN off if they dare to fuck with her. And shes 5 months old.
But for fucks sake, if youre going to have kids, take the effort in punishing their asses if they do something wrong. A light smack on the back of the head from my dad did the trick.

Take this for example: i work at Home Depot as a Merchandiser. I get up a 4:30 in the morning and leave in the afternoon, i get enough shit from this old son of a bitch and i am at my wits end with this old bastard. Its made worse when some little twerp in the baby seat of a shopping cart is screaming as if someone stole their toy and ran off with it and i can hear them fine from the other side of the store.

for some reason, i stop what im doing and have to look around to see if anyone is being murdered or some shit. Its fucking bizarre the noises these kids make. Occasionally one of these little balls of terror can walk and will fuck shit up. Shit that i either JUST put up like a display, a new product and all that shit.

once, some little 3 year old wrecked a Christmas yard decoration that was 8 feet tall and inflatable that took half the damn day to put up.
me and my boss were mad. (understatement)
so we had him and his irate mother removed from the property by a security guy because turns out the mother was also stealing one of those amazon Echo things by shoving it down her pants. I guess shitty behavior is hereditary,

Ill never forget that image of her face of being shocked that she was caught, it was priceless.

by **Nanatsu no Tsuki** » Sat Jul 23, 2016 2:26 pm

This boredom. I've played my game, the piano, painted a bit, mowed the lawn and I'm just incredibly bored. Gods, I hate small towns.

by **The balkens** » Sat Jul 23, 2016 2:28 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:This boredom. I've played my game, the piano, painted a bit, mowed the lawn and I'm just incredibly bored. Gods, I hate small towns.

Theres always the internet.

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