US GENERAL ELECTION MEGA-THREAD II: Clinton vs. Trump

[Thermodolia]

Oh god it's Ryan!

What he's thinking: "I coulda been VP. Fuckin' Romney."

Im sure he didn't want it anyways

[Washington Resistance Army]

"We gave you a majority to be proud of"

No you didn't. You gave us a gridlocked piece of shit government.

Oh look, and now they're also praising NOT DOING THEIR JOB. Yay! So great, you can't do your job!

Trump fans don't even like McConnell, IIRC.

Nobody likes him.

[Eol Sha]

Ryan gives a good speech.

[Thermodolia]

Trump fans don't even like McConnell, IIRC.

Nobody likes him.

I'm sure his mamma still loves him

[Unified Governments]

This is too rich. The media is giving Trump more free air time and playing his wife's speech for free. Does no one think Melania Trump's speech writers couldn't come up with their own speech? They did this on purpose and naturally it's working. Trump speaks about this in his book. Insert a story into the media and get them to play it over and over.

[Thermodolia]

Ryan gives a good speech.

Is he still going at it?

[Viadora]

Trump's campaign promises, as repeated in the national convention: "I will destroy ISIS (no specifics, imma just kill ISIS), lawandorderlawandorderlwandorder, some other things that I maybe will do but IDK, make america great again"

[Corrian]

Ryan gives a good speech.

It's too normal that I zoned it out.

[Washington Resistance Army]

Nobody likes him.

I'm sure his mamma still loves him

Ehhhhhhh, maybe.

Ryan gives a good speech.

Is he still going at it?

He is, and it's pretty good.

[Eol Sha]

Ryan gives a good speech.

Is he still going at it?

Yes.

I'd be tempted to vote for him if he wasn't wrong on the policy.

[Eol Sha]

Ryan gives a good speech.

It's too normal that I zoned it out.

Probably why the audience is more or less silent.

[Lancaster of Wessex]

It's too normal that I zoned it out.

Probably why the audience is more or less silent.

Someone needs to throw a steel chair or something. That'll liven things up.

[Thermodolia]

I'm sure his mamma still loves him

Ehhhhhhh, maybe.

Is he still going at it?

He is, and it's pretty good.

I zoned out.

[Thermodolia]

Probably why the audience is more or less silent.

Someone needs to throw a steel chair or something. That'll liven things up.

Do we really want the Republican Convention to turn into the WWE?

[Eol Sha]

Probably why the audience is more or less silent.

Someone needs to throw a steel chair or something. That'll liven things up.

[Lancaster of Wessex]

Someone needs to throw a steel chair or something. That'll liven things up.

Do we really want the Republican Convention to turn into the WWE?

You mean it's not already? I mean it's highly scripted and it's not very believable.
(Tongue in cheek, obviously.)

[Vettrera]

Someone needs to throw a steel chair or something. That'll liven things up.

Do we really want the Republican Convention to turn into the WWE?

Clint Eastwood says hi

[Valrifell]

Someone needs to throw a steel chair or something. That'll liven things up.

Do we really want the Republican Convention to turn into the WWE?

Yes

[Eol Sha]

Do we really want the Republican Convention to turn into the WWE?

You mean it's not already? I mean it's highly scripted and it's not very believable.
(Tongue in cheek, obviously.)

I haven't seen any of the RNC conventions before, but is this convention really that scripted?

[Lancaster of Wessex]

You mean it's not already? I mean it's highly scripted and it's not very believable.
(Tongue in cheek, obviously.)

I haven't seen any of the RNC conventions before, but is this convention really that scripted?

Well, sure. Every convention pretty much is, unless it's contested.
That is, unless you believe in the "a cadre of shady individuals and businesses control the world and the outcome of every US election is pre-ordained" theory...

[Washington Resistance Army]

I haven't seen any of the RNC conventions before, but is this convention really that scripted?

Well, sure. Every convention pretty much is, unless it's contested.
That is, unless you believe in the "a cadre of shady individuals and businesses control the world and the outcome of every US election is pre-ordained" theory...

Our convention wasn't scripted at all

[Eol Sha]

I haven't seen any of the RNC conventions before, but is this convention really that scripted?

Well, sure. Every convention pretty much is, unless it's contested.
That is, unless you believe in the "a cadre of shady individuals and businesses control the world and the outcome of every US election is pre-ordained" theory...

I mean, all the delegate shenanigans...

When has that happened before?

[Eol Sha]

Well, sure. Every convention pretty much is, unless it's contested.
That is, unless you believe in the "a cadre of shady individuals and businesses control the world and the outcome of every US election is pre-ordained" theory...

Our convention wasn't scripted at all

Didn't a guy get naked at the Libertarian convention?

[Lancaster of Wessex]

Well, sure. Every convention pretty much is, unless it's contested.
That is, unless you believe in the "a cadre of shady individuals and businesses control the world and the outcome of every US election is pre-ordained" theory...

I mean, all the delegate shenanigans...

When has that happened before?

Oh that I have no idea about. I'm a Canadian with no real expertise in these matters save making snarky remarks.

[New Jerzylvania]

I Can't Get No (Dump-Trump Faction) ~ apologies to The Rolling Stones

I can't get no Dump-Trump faction
I can't get no Dump-Trump action
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no

When I'm jivin' in my car
Barack comes on the radio
He's tellin' me more and more
About some hopeless information
Supposed to drive black representation

I can't get no, oh no, no, no
A hey, hey, hey, that's what I say

I can't get no Dump-Trump faction
I can't get no Dump-Trump action
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no

When I'm watchin' my TV
Barack comes on and tells me
How white my life can be
But he can't be a man 'cause he doesn't rap
The same nigga threats as me

I can't get no, oh no, no, no
A hey, hey, hey, that's what I say

I can't get no Dump-Trump faction
I can't get the world's reaction
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no

When Trump's flyin' round the world
And he's suing this and he's saying that
And he's tryin' to wreck my world
You tell me baby better come back maybe next week
'Cause GOP's on loser street

I can't get no, oh no, no, no
A hey, hey, hey, that's what I say

I can't get no, I can't get no
I can't get no Dump-Trump action, no Dump-Trump action
No Dump-Trump action, no Dump-Trump action
I can't get no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrIPxlFzDi0