Relationship and getting one thread

[Costa Fierro]

I've spent enough time trawling through the same shit on Reddit to know that people offering relationship advice online is a recipe for disaster. If there's anything to consider, it's this: if you're not physically attractive or have a bit of money, don't bother trying.

[Big Jim P]

Ketchup squirt-bottles. *nod*

I keep mine loaded with Tabasco.

And here I thought you kept blood in your ketchup bottles

I keep that in my Dr. Pepper bottles.

[Ifreann]

This should be fun.

No, it should be heartbreaking.

Breaking the hearts of strangers on the internet is fun.

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I've spent enough time trawling through the same shit on Reddit to know that people offering relationship advice online is a recipe for disaster. If there's anything to consider, it's this: if you're not physically attractive or have a bit of money, don't bother trying.

It's true, you can't buy or lift your way to a personality that is compatible with human beings.

[Mad hatters in jeans]

Recently going through a bad breakup, had a vote with myself and I voted out even though I didn't realise what I was getting out of.

One lonely UK looking for a loving caring trade bloc. Missing eu already

[Great Feng]

You know this thread might actually help me.
I can just post info or ask for help here instead of TET, and thus be less annoying, imo.

I know, I'm just being like this to get a point across.

It's not that this thread is useless, no, but that being in a relationship doesn't require hyper-strategic analysis of every situation you are ever faced on. Sometimes you will fuck up, and you have to learn how to laugh at your failures. You also have to learn how to go with the flow and not think about things too much. A girl will like you if you talk to her. If she is your friend, nothing lost, you just made a good friend. If they like you, more power to you.

Having a relationship is not the be-all end-all of interactions with the opposite sex.

"hyper-strategic analysis "
That's literally my personality/how my brain works.
I need to change it then.

[Kelinfort]

Depends on the person. The wide array of people on this planet makes relationship advice pretty useless besides broad generalities.

[Ethel mermania]

Depends on the person. The wide array of people on this planet makes relationship advice pretty useless besides broad generalities.

its about sincerity, if you can fake that you can get any girl or boy you want.

[Costa Fierro]

It's true, you can't buy or lift your way to a personality that is compatible with human beings.

You can. Hence my post. If you are not at what women consider to be the "standard" of male beauty or have enough money to do things like go out for dinner at a nice restaurant, women are not interested. Why bother trying to advertise a substandard product when there are better walking ATM machines on the market?

[Soldati Senza Confini]

It's true, you can't buy or lift your way to a personality that is compatible with human beings.

You can. Hence my post. If you are not at what women consider to be the "standard" of male beauty or have enough money to do things like go out for dinner at a nice restaurant, women are not interested. Why bother trying to advertise a substandard product when there are better walking ATM machines on the market?

Oh please. I've gotten dates and I don't have any money, nor do I flash money when I meet women or talk to them or anything like that. Most of them just don't know I have any money.

Could it be that you're wrong?

[Ethel mermania]

It's true, you can't buy or lift your way to a personality that is compatible with human beings.

You can. Hence my post. If you are not at what women consider to be the "standard" of male beauty or have enough money to do things like go out for dinner at a nice restaurant, women are not interested. Why bother trying to advertise a substandard product when there are better walking ATM machines on the market?

horsehockey, not every woman is a 10, 3's need love too.

[Lupolska]

I've spent enough time trawling through the same shit on Reddit to know that people offering relationship advice online is a recipe for disaster. If there's anything to consider, it's this: if you're not physically attractive or have a bit of money, don't bother trying.

>says all relationship advice online is shit
>gives relationship advice online

nice try lad :^)

[MERIZoC]

I've spent enough time trawling through the same shit on Reddit to know that people offering relationship advice online is a recipe for disaster. If there's anything to consider, it's this: if you're not physically attractive or have a bit of money, don't bother trying.

.....If you're saying online advice is shit, why are you offering it?

[Soldati Senza Confini]

I've spent enough time trawling through the same shit on Reddit to know that people offering relationship advice online is a recipe for disaster. If there's anything to consider, it's this: if you're not physically attractive or have a bit of money, don't bother trying.

.....If you're saying online advice is shit, why are you offering it?

For the same reason he thinks people offering advice online is a recipe for disaster?

That being said, his mentality is a recipe for disaster.

[Benuty]

This should be fun.

No, it should be heartbreaking.

I expect someone to get bolted.

[Costa Fierro]

Oh please. I've gotten dates and I don't have any money, nor do I flash money when I meet women or talk to them or anything like that. Most of them just don't know I have any money.

Then they find out and they're out of there faster than you can say "but I have a great personality".

Could it be that you're wrong?

Nah. As I said, they find out sooner or later and bolt.

horsehockey, not every woman is a 10, 3's need love too.

Threes are just as picky as tens.

[Ethel mermania]

I've spent enough time trawling through the same shit on Reddit to know that people offering relationship advice online is a recipe for disaster. If there's anything to consider, it's this: if you're not physically attractive or have a bit of money, don't bother trying.

.....If you're saying online advice is shit, why are you offering it?

THIS is NATIONSTATES (imagine james earl jones saying that)

[Benuty]

I've spent enough time trawling through the same shit on Reddit to know that people offering relationship advice online is a recipe for disaster. If there's anything to consider, it's this: if you're not physically attractive or have a bit of money, don't bother trying.

.....If you're saying online advice is shit, why are you offering it?

Because it is fun?

[Ifreann]

It's true, you can't buy or lift your way to a personality that is compatible with human beings.

You can. Hence my post. If you are not at what women consider to be the "standard" of male beauty or have enough money to do things like go out for dinner at a nice restaurant, women are not interested. Why bother trying to advertise a substandard product when there are better walking ATM machines on the market?

You're right. You will never find love. And it's all because of women. Definitely, 100% women and their disgusting attitudes towards the opposite sex.

Totes.

Totes.

[Lupolska]

I've spent enough time trawling through the same shit on Reddit to know that people offering relationship advice online is a recipe for disaster. If there's anything to consider, it's this: if you're not physically attractive or have a bit of money, don't bother trying.

.....If you're saying online advice is shit, why are you offering it?

what is irony

[Ethel mermania]

Oh please. I've gotten dates and I don't have any money, nor do I flash money when I meet women or talk to them or anything like that. Most of them just don't know I have any money.

Then they find out and they're out of there faster than you can say "but I have a great personality".

Could it be that you're wrong?

Nah. As I said, they find out sooner or later and bolt.

horsehockey, not every woman is a 10, 3's need love too.

Threes are just as picky as tens.

when one girl rejects you, it could be a lot of reasons
two well its a coincidence
three.... they are not the problem, you are.

[Benuty]

You can. Hence my post. If you are not at what women consider to be the "standard" of male beauty or have enough money to do things like go out for dinner at a nice restaurant, women are not interested. Why bother trying to advertise a substandard product when there are better walking ATM machines on the market?

You're right. You will never find love. And it's all because of women. Definitely, 100% women and their disgusting attitudes towards the opposite sex.

Totes.

Totes.

I will have you know the matriarchy takes these things seriously.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

Oh please. I've gotten dates and I don't have any money, nor do I flash money when I meet women or talk to them or anything like that. Most of them just don't know I have any money.

Then they find out and they're out of there faster than you can say "but I have a great personality".

I'm sorry, do you know my dating life?

[Benuty]

Then they find out and they're out of there faster than you can say "but I have a great personality".

I'm sorry, do you know my dating life?

We have been spying on you for months.

[Pandeeria]

I've spent enough time trawling through the same shit on Reddit to know that people offering relationship advice online is a recipe for disaster. If there's anything to consider, it's this: if you're not physically attractive or have a bit of money, don't bother trying.

What a soul-crushingly realistic way to look at things.

[Ifreann]

I've spent enough time trawling through the same shit on Reddit to know that people offering relationship advice online is a recipe for disaster. If there's anything to consider, it's this: if you're not physically attractive or have a bit of money, don't bother trying.

.....If you're saying online advice is shit, why are you offering it?

Surprisingly self-aware knowledge of the quality of his advice.