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United Marxist Nations
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Postby United Marxist Nations » Sat Jul 09, 2016 2:40 pm

Major-Tom wrote:
United Marxist Nations wrote:How does one "be confident"?


Don't stutter, fidget, say um, or act like anybody other than yourself when you're presenting yourself to a woman.

Not stuttering, fidgeting, or saying um would be acting like somebody other than myself.
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Afer
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Postby Afer » Sat Jul 09, 2016 2:41 pm

Great Feng wrote:
Valaran wrote:
What could go wrong.

True. It's better to ask your Extremely Religious Parents. *Nod*

Just get forced to marry someone by your father, like me! :D
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Postby Major-Tom » Sat Jul 09, 2016 2:42 pm

Ashmoria wrote:
Major-Tom wrote:
Delicious Chinese food that makes me pray to the porcelain God when I'm finished.

I never take girls to expensive restaurants, and in regards to restaurants, I really couldn't care less about the table manners of the girl, so long as she is polite to the waiters/waitresses, not a glutton, and isn't obnoxious towards the people around us.

That said, I did have a prom date in April, and it was a double date. The other guy decided to take us to some fancy ass place at a country club, with $55 meals and $20 desserts. My date and I just found a kid's menu and split some chicken tenders, since neither of us wanted to pay more than 20 bucks haha.


ohmygod I thought you were old enough to have seen the breakfast club in a movie theater!


Seriously? I love that movie, but it is way before my time haha.
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Postby Donut section » Sat Jul 09, 2016 2:42 pm

Advice for romantic relationships?
Avoid at all costs.
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Valaran
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Postby Valaran » Sat Jul 09, 2016 2:42 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Valaran wrote:
What could wrong.


Hilarity ensues: https://pervocracy.blogspot.com/search/label/cosmocking


That's genuinely one of the most hilarious things I've read in a while. Muchos kudos, and wow, this thread served a glorious purpose after all.
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Postby Gauliscia » Sat Jul 09, 2016 2:42 pm

United Marxist Nations wrote:
Gauliscia wrote:Be confident, slightly cocky yet funny too. And be a gentleman! Then some good looks...

How does one "be confident"?

Make conversation, don't come across as all shifty and nervous. The quicker you crack a joke the better
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Postby Immoren » Sat Jul 09, 2016 2:42 pm

United Marxist Nations wrote:
Gauliscia wrote:Be confident, slightly cocky yet funny too. And be a gentleman! Then some good looks...

How does one "be confident"?


Down a bottle of potato vodka
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Postby Major-Tom » Sat Jul 09, 2016 2:43 pm

United Marxist Nations wrote:
Major-Tom wrote:
Don't stutter, fidget, say um, or act like anybody other than yourself when you're presenting yourself to a woman.

Not stuttering, fidgeting, or saying um would be acting like somebody other than myself.


You're a smart enough guy, all it takes is good presentation, being well dressed/not overweight, and some good jokes, and a girl might just like you. It isn't guaranteed, this Major Tom (TM) plan, but eh, it could help maybe.
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Benuty
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Postby Benuty » Sat Jul 09, 2016 2:44 pm

Immoren wrote:
United Marxist Nations wrote:How does one "be confident"?


Down a bottle of potato vodka

Or you could challenge the devil to a duel.
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Postby Great Kauthar » Sat Jul 09, 2016 2:44 pm

how to make her stop saying great friend
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United Marxist Nations
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Postby United Marxist Nations » Sat Jul 09, 2016 2:44 pm

Major-Tom wrote:
United Marxist Nations wrote:Not stuttering, fidgeting, or saying um would be acting like somebody other than myself.


You're a smart enough guy, all it takes is good presentation, being well dressed/not overweight, and some good jokes, and a girl might just like you. It isn't guaranteed, this Major Tom (TM) plan, but eh, it could help maybe.

I understand it is all presentation, but this advice basically just boils down to pretending to be someone else.
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Valaran
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Postby Valaran » Sat Jul 09, 2016 2:45 pm

Great Feng wrote:
Valaran wrote:
What could go wrong.

True. It's better to ask your Extremely Religious Parents. *Nod*



It might well be actually.
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Ethel mermania
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Postby Ethel mermania » Sat Jul 09, 2016 2:45 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Socialist Mercanda wrote:
So... Unprotected one night stand with the worlds clingiest person? :P



cosmopolitan is truly the best for relationship advice :P


The best relationship advice is not to ask for relationship advice from the internet. *nod*


Where is your sense of adventure.... or humour.
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Postby Cannot think of a name » Sat Jul 09, 2016 2:45 pm

United Marxist Nations wrote:
Gauliscia wrote:Be confident, slightly cocky yet funny too. And be a gentleman! Then some good looks...

How does one "be confident"?

Every time you feel like apologizing for something about you, don't.
"...I have been gravely disappointed with the white moderate. I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro's great stumbling block in the stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen's Council-er or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate who is more devoted to "order" than to justice; who prefers a negative peace which is the absence of tension to a positive peace which is the presence of justice; who constantly says "I agree with you in the goal you seek, but I can't agree with your methods of direct action;" who paternalistically feels he can set the timetable for another man's freedom; who lives by the myth of time and who constantly advises the Negro to wait until a "more convenient season." -MLK Jr.
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Postby Cannot think of a name » Sat Jul 09, 2016 2:46 pm

Great Kauthar wrote:how to make her stop saying great friend

Be a shitty friend.
"...I have been gravely disappointed with the white moderate. I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro's great stumbling block in the stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen's Council-er or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate who is more devoted to "order" than to justice; who prefers a negative peace which is the absence of tension to a positive peace which is the presence of justice; who constantly says "I agree with you in the goal you seek, but I can't agree with your methods of direct action;" who paternalistically feels he can set the timetable for another man's freedom; who lives by the myth of time and who constantly advises the Negro to wait until a "more convenient season." -MLK Jr.
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Postby Valaran » Sat Jul 09, 2016 2:46 pm

Cannot think of a name wrote:
United Marxist Nations wrote:How does one "be confident"?

Every time you feel like apologizing for something about you, don't.


That reads more of a 'How not to be stereotypically British' than anything.

Cannot think of a name wrote:
Great Kauthar wrote:how to make her stop saying great friend

Be a shitty friend.



heh.
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Valaran wrote:To be fair though.... I was judging on coolness factor, the most important criteria in any war.
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Nanatsu no Tsuki
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Sat Jul 09, 2016 2:47 pm

Valaran wrote:


That's genuinely one of the most hilarious things I've read in a while. Muchos kudos, and wow, this thread served a glorious purpose after all.


No problem. Bottle, a former poster, linked to this blog and we've been hooked on it at home. It's hilarious.

Ethel mermania wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
The best relationship advice is not to ask for relationship advice from the internet. *nod*


Where is your sense of adventure.... or humour.


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Postby Benuty » Sat Jul 09, 2016 2:47 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
The best relationship advice is not to ask for relationship advice from the internet. *nod*


Where is your sense of adventure.... or humour.


Well the internet tends to deaden them both.
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Postby Gauliscia » Sat Jul 09, 2016 2:47 pm

Tbh, people asking how to get a girl on the Internet are probably only gonna hit some fat nerd bird
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Postby Cannot think of a name » Sat Jul 09, 2016 2:48 pm

Gauliscia wrote:Tbh, people asking how to get a girl on the Internet are probably only gonna hit some fat nerd bird

You're a sweet talker, Betty Crocker.
"...I have been gravely disappointed with the white moderate. I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro's great stumbling block in the stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen's Council-er or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate who is more devoted to "order" than to justice; who prefers a negative peace which is the absence of tension to a positive peace which is the presence of justice; who constantly says "I agree with you in the goal you seek, but I can't agree with your methods of direct action;" who paternalistically feels he can set the timetable for another man's freedom; who lives by the myth of time and who constantly advises the Negro to wait until a "more convenient season." -MLK Jr.
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Postby Benuty » Sat Jul 09, 2016 2:49 pm

Gauliscia wrote:Tbh, people asking how to get a girl on the Internet are probably only gonna hit some fat nerd bird

I will have you know birds are masters of sex given they wrote the book Squawk Sutra.
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Postby Benuty » Sat Jul 09, 2016 2:50 pm

Cannot think of a name wrote:
Gauliscia wrote:Tbh, people asking how to get a girl on the Internet are probably only gonna hit some fat nerd bird

You're a sweet talker, Betty Crocker.

At least they pay well.
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Postby Valaran » Sat Jul 09, 2016 2:50 pm

Gauliscia wrote:Tbh, people asking how to get a girl on the Internet are probably only gonna hit some fat nerd bird



That's the spirit

e: clearly one should post a question to Cosmopolitan instead.
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Sat Jul 09, 2016 2:50 pm

Cannot think of a name wrote:
Gauliscia wrote:Tbh, people asking how to get a girl on the Internet are probably only gonna hit some fat nerd bird

You're a sweet talker, Betty Crocker.


He's a smooth criminal...
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Postby Benuty » Sat Jul 09, 2016 2:51 pm

Valaran wrote:
Gauliscia wrote:Tbh, people asking how to get a girl on the Internet are probably only gonna hit some fat nerd bird



That's the spirit

With people like them it is amazing the things we can accomplish.
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