Relationship and getting one thread

[Arumbia67]

How to find a relationship: Don't openly show you're interested in them. Girls (especially beautiful ones) are so used to Guys fawning over them, it sparks an interest when one doesn't. (I legitimately had a Girl ask me if I was gay because I was looking in her eyes, not down her shirt). Being athletic helps as well, although not everyone is so lucky. Confidence is another big boost. Walk with your head up and all that jazz. Don't be too clingy either. It gets really annoying really fast. Wait 10-15 minutes to text back. One easy way for nerdy Guys is to ask a really pretty Girl. Start with going to a dance,movie whatever. She'll be so surprised you were brave enough to ask, she'll usually say yes. (Note, this can backfire. Some girls get off on being bitchy and will respond rudely.) Last but not least, treat her like a Human being. Hold her hand instead of her butt, listen to her problems, give compliments etc.

How to get laid: 1. Be honest about what you're looking for. Don't sell her some song and dance about being in love, just say you're looking for fun. It'll turn a few off, but far more will appreciate your honesty. 2. Lose your virginity young, around 15 or 16. The more practice you have, the better. (Plus a lot of Girls seem to have this weird thing about not wanting virgin Guys. At least in my experience.) 3. Don't be a selfish partner, and practice at it. You know what I mean. 4. DO NOT go for drunk girls. This only leads to trouble. 5. Start with older Women. No fear of going to jail because someone lied about her age, and they can teach you a lot more. 6. STD testing is a must. Do not trust someone to be honest about it. Get one yourself as well, as a show of good faith. That's all folks. Good night, and good luck to you.

What a load of BS. If you don't show interest, unless a person is a medium, they won't know of your interest.

Please. This is kindergarten advice. Something straight out of the pages of Cosmopolitan.

*shrug* I was just saying what worked for me. No need to be a dick.

[Ethel mermania]

What a load of BS. If you don't show interest, unless a person is a medium, they won't know of your interest.

Please. This is kindergarten advice. Something straight out of the pages of Cosmopolitan.

*shrug* I was just saying what worked for me. No need to be a dick.

Bwahahaha. Nana, just stop it. Why can't men have cosmo articles tooooooooooooo

[The Greater Ohio Valley]

My suggestion for heterosexual guys who wish to get and maintain a relationship is very simple: just treat women as equal human beings.

The same goes for women since it's a two-way street.

[The Greater Ohio Valley]

You shouldn't outright refuse to date any demographic, unless you're not attracted to them.

The personal is political.

You don't date men for political reasons? I'd say that's pretty uncool.

[Kelinfort]

You shouldn't outright refuse to date any demographic, unless you're not attracted to them.

The personal is political.

Unless you think men are actually evil, that's not really a reason.

[Ethel mermania]

My suggestion for heterosexual guys who wish to get and maintain a relationship is very simple: just treat women as equal human beings.

The same goes for women since it's a two-way street.

I dunno, every once in a while, I liked being treated as a sex object.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

The personal is political.

You don't date men for political reasons? I'd say that's pretty uncool.

She already is in a relationship.

[Techoligia]

So, any advice on dating a friend?

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

*shrug* I was just saying what worked for me. No need to be a dick.

Bwahahaha. Nana, just stop it. Why can't men have cosmo articles tooooooooooooo

They should. So they know how some of us feel with the bullshit Cosmo posts.

[Ethel mermania]

You don't date men for political reasons? I'd say that's pretty uncool.

She already is in a relationship.

Go with the meta statement she is making.

Is political alignment necessary for a happy couple? I would say no, but someone who sees every act as political, might feel differently.

[Costa Fierro]

Same point applies.

In what way?

So, any advice on dating a friend?

Don't?

[Ethel mermania]

Bwahahaha. Nana, just stop it. Why can't men have cosmo articles tooooooooooooo

They should. So they know how some of us feel with the bullshit Cosmo posts.

Cosmo amuses the hell out of me, but someone buys it, or they wouldn't make it.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

She already is in a relationship.

Go with the meta statement she is making.

Is political alignment necessary for a happy couple? I would say no, but someone who sees every act as political, might feel differently.

Seriously now, unless it matters to those involved, political alignment is inconsequential.

[Conserative Morality]

Really, I just treat everybody pretty similarly, whether they're a friend or a girl I wanna get with. Why? Not because of some dumb playboy rules, but because its a good rule of thumb in life, just be yourself, be a good guy overall.

What is this madness?

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

They should. So they know how some of us feel with the bullshit Cosmo posts.

Cosmo amuses the hell out of me, but someone buys it, or they wouldn't make it.

Unfortunately many teens (but by no means all teens) tend to think Cosmo is the repository of true info on how to attract the opposite sex.

[The Greater Ohio Valley]

You don't date men for political reasons? I'd say that's pretty uncool.

She already is in a relationship.

Hardly relevant to what I was saying.

[Ethel mermania]

Same point applies.

In what way?

So, any advice on dating a friend?

Don't?

please, dont give relationship advice. your advice may even be correct at times, but you have no experience. i am not looking to insult you here, so please just dont.

[Ethel mermania]

Cosmo amuses the hell out of me, but someone buys it, or they wouldn't make it.

Unfortunately many teens (but by no means all teens) tend to think Cosmo is the repository of true info on how to attract the opposite sex.

maybe, but if you found it in a girls apartment, you knew she was interested in that sort of thing.

[Ethel mermania]

So, any advice on dating a friend?

if you ask her/him out it is going to change the relationship, but if it is something you want, figure out how to talk about it, or give more physical cue's it is what you want. You are better off knowing than not knowing.

if you know it's "no", you know you have to move on romantically. And if you go out and it doesnt work, the friendship may not survive, though it may, I am still pretty close friends with a few girls i dated, mrs mermania knows who they are and we all socialize together. Things will change for the short term most definately

[Costa Fierro]

please, dont give relationship advice. your advice may even be correct at times, but you have no experience. i am not looking to insult you here, so please just dont.

No.

[Ethel mermania]

please, dont give relationship advice. your advice may even be correct at times, but you have no experience. i am not looking to insult you here, so please just dont.

No.

fair, i tried.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Unfortunately many teens (but by no means all teens) tend to think Cosmo is the repository of true info on how to attract the opposite sex.

maybe, but if you found it in a girls apartment, you knew she was interested in that sort of thing.

You just want your funpop moistened.

[Ethel mermania]

maybe, but if you found it in a girls apartment, you knew she was interested in that sort of thing.

You just want your funpop moistened.

one girl, god bless her soul, had penthouse as her bathroom reading material.

[Grenartia]

Yeah, but what percentage of the people who buy it actually think of it more as absurd entertainment?

Male-oriented websites and magazines exist with the same amount of intellect, so that kind of magazine/website isn't just limited to women or Cosmo. What exactly about Cosmo and its articles do you have issues with? I don't particularly like it, I'm just curious.

I never said or even meant to imply that such vapid content is only limited to women. I'm more than well aware of the shit oriented towards men that is on the same level.

I find it all to be mind-rotting garbage. That's why I take issue with it.

[Grenartia]

Didn't we use to have a thread that was entirely about dick size? And didn't it last at least a week?

I have no clue. Do the work, I might reconsider, depending on how said thread was.

EDIT: There can be proper biological debate on things like http://www.answers.com/Q/How_big_is_a_sheep_penis for example, which is more biological rather than sexuality-related (also see: Discovery channel). So context here matters.

Apparently there was, but it got padded after like, 12 hours, presumably because of the amazing puns being made.