Relationship and getting one thread

[The Jong Regime]

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Enjoy,

Mambas T. Cohos

*however, should it be necessary just take it down and let me know what was the main part of it that deemed it necessary, thanks a million

**but I mean, if you're under 13 theres really no way for me to stop you from following the link besides saying pretty please

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[Imperializt Russia]

No, no. That's funny and most of the girls I know would agree. Seeing shitty chat up lines like those is why half of them are there. It's not for me, because I don't have the game, or the balls to use such game.

The creepy ass shit, is what I'm on about.

Well yah anytime you go online there are going to be weird people on there. But I've only had two girls on Tinder stalk me after. Not gonna lie it was a little intrusive. As for game not everybody on there are about hooking up. You can meet nice girls on Tinder who just wanna be loved (and fucked, of course).

I'm not entirely sure you're addressing what I actually said.

[Mike the Progressive]

Well yah anytime you go online there are going to be weird people on there. But I've only had two girls on Tinder stalk me after. Not gonna lie it was a little intrusive. As for game not everybody on there are about hooking up. You can meet nice girls on Tinder who just wanna be loved (and fucked, of course).

I'm not entirely sure you're addressing what I actually said.

Apologies I literally just woke up. Can you specify what I didn't address?

[Abidawe]

I'm not entirely sure you're addressing what I actually said.

Apologies I literally just woke up. Can you specify what I didn't address?

He meant like the sketchy ass guys on Tinder

[Mike the Progressive]

Apologies I literally just woke up. Can you specify what I didn't address?

He meant like the sketchy ass guys on Tinder

I mentioned anytime you go online... Not sure why Tinder would somehow be miraculously unaffected by this phenomenon. In RL, you also meet people you can really know nothing about.

[Ethel mermania]

He meant like the sketchy ass guys on Tinder

I mentioned anytime you go online... Not sure why Tinder would somehow be miraculously unaffected by this phenomenon. In RL, you also meet people you can really know nothing about.

I thought hooking up was the point of tinder. Shows what I know.

[Ashmoria]

Though speaking to female friends, the men on Tinder are the people are apparently worth that putdown.

Well, no shit. Any woman that goes on Tinder with the serious intention of looking for a boyfriend is either dumb or desperate.

what is the difference between tinder and a bar or coffeeshop?

[Ashmoria]

I've seen the screengrabs.

Ok. I use to be active on Tinder and I was that asshole. I had all these horrible pick up lines (my favorite being 'my couch may pull out, but I sure don't') and comments. But it was in fun and also I drank a lot then. Some girls didn't like it and unmatched, some girls found it funny and it broke the ice. There are always going to be assholes out there, the mistake is thinking otherwise. On Tinder, in RL, whatever. I've been a dick before Tinder and I'll continue to be one long after.

and it seems to me to be better to weed out the assholes online instead of having to meet in real life, date, THEN find out that you are an asshole.

[Ashmoria]

I mentioned anytime you go online... Not sure why Tinder would somehow be miraculously unaffected by this phenomenon. In RL, you also meet people you can really know nothing about.

I thought hooking up was the point of tinder. Shows what I know.

it is and it isn't. people vary, eh?

[Mike the Progressive]

I mentioned anytime you go online... Not sure why Tinder would somehow be miraculously unaffected by this phenomenon. In RL, you also meet people you can really know nothing about.

I thought hooking up was the point of tinder. Shows what I know.

Variety. It's the spice of life.

[Mike the Progressive]

Ok. I use to be active on Tinder and I was that asshole. I had all these horrible pick up lines (my favorite being 'my couch may pull out, but I sure don't') and comments. But it was in fun and also I drank a lot then. Some girls didn't like it and unmatched, some girls found it funny and it broke the ice. There are always going to be assholes out there, the mistake is thinking otherwise. On Tinder, in RL, whatever. I've been a dick before Tinder and I'll continue to be one long after.

and it seems to me to be better to weed out the assholes online instead of having to meet in real life, date, THEN find out that you are an asshole.

Eh, sure. tbh people like assholes. they need assholes. And assholes have ruled, do rule and will rule the earth. Now. today. and forever.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

Ok. I use to be active on Tinder and I was that asshole. I had all these horrible pick up lines (my favorite being 'my couch may pull out, but I sure don't') and comments. But it was in fun and also I drank a lot then. Some girls didn't like it and unmatched, some girls found it funny and it broke the ice. There are always going to be assholes out there, the mistake is thinking otherwise. On Tinder, in RL, whatever. I've been a dick before Tinder and I'll continue to be one long after.

and it seems to me to be better to weed out the assholes online instead of having to meet in real life, date, THEN find out that you are an asshole.

For the most part, people can, and DO get away with being fucking assholes, as long as you can show you're not a complete shitbag to those close to you.

People think I'm a conceited asshole at first when they don't know me. As they get to know me however they tend to see a very generous side of me once I warm up to them.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

If you can't spot Tinder bots, and then not try and match them, you somehow have less game than I do.

It's not really about game. I mean ok, it is to some extent. But you'll find out most of the time, unless you're a celebrity of something, the majority of women will not be interested or they'll want to get to know you or whatever. The trick is learning to accept rejection, embracing it even and laughing it off. The biggest issue I've seen are guys who get rejected, despondent and think they lack "game" or the physical attractiveness or whatever. They find some fault(s) within themselves. And harp on that. Thinking thats why. But it's not. Just some girls are not into you. Get over it and move on.

This needed to be repeated.

[May Mays]

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WARNING: EXTREMELY MISOGYNISTIC IN A SARCASTIC WAY (mainly to make it more fun to read) [this warning is mostly here so I don't get reported* for the link because someone got offended by it, you've been warned; this is here for your benefit should you choose to click it] [RECOMMENDED FOR USERS 13 YEARS OR OLDER**]

THE ENTIRE LIST SHOULD BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY IN ITS DEEPER MEANING BUT NOT NECESSARILY AT FACE VALUE

Your LifeLine

Enjoy,

Mambas T. Cohos

*however, should it be necessary just take it down and let me know what was the main part of it that deemed it necessary, thanks a million

**but I mean, if you're under 13 theres really no way for me to stop you from following the link besides saying pretty please

Buying shit that costs more than $25 (if you are not very physically attractive, or she is not already into you) is a surefire way to become a woman's bitch. Your contact will be listed as "free food" or "new clothes." Save that for after you've been together for a while.

Also I hate to break it to all of my small-dicked bros, but that whole size doesn't matter business is silly. You're just going to have to make it up for it by devouring her puss-puss.

This is more of a guide on how to maintain a girlfriend, not get laid.

[Mike the Progressive]

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THE ENTIRE LIST SHOULD BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY IN ITS DEEPER MEANING BUT NOT NECESSARILY AT FACE VALUE

Your LifeLine

Enjoy,

Mambas T. Cohos

*however, should it be necessary just take it down and let me know what was the main part of it that deemed it necessary, thanks a million

**but I mean, if you're under 13 theres really no way for me to stop you from following the link besides saying pretty please

Buying shit that costs more than $25 (if you are not very physically attractive, or she is not already into you) is a surefire way to become a woman's bitch. Your contact will be listed as "free food" or "new clothes." Save that for after you've been together for a while.

Also I hate to break it to all of my small-dicked bros, but that whole size doesn't matter business is silly. You're just going to have to make it up for it by devouring her puss-puss.

This is more of a guide on how to maintain a girlfriend, not get laid.

Eh. that's true and not true. If you are on the larger size, it gets frustrating because you can make her sore and you can't always go as hard or fast as you'd like. Plus the condoms are more expensive. Don't get me wrong size matters to an extent, but as long as you're not micro and don't misfire early on, it's not that big of a deal. see what I did there?

[Arkolon]

Buying shit that costs more than $25 (if you are not very physically attractive, or she is not already into you) is a surefire way to become a woman's bitch. Your contact will be listed as "free food" or "new clothes." Save that for after you've been together for a while.

Also I hate to break it to all of my small-dicked bros, but that whole size doesn't matter business is silly. You're just going to have to make it up for it by devouring her puss-puss.

This is more of a guide on how to maintain a girlfriend, not get laid.

Eh. that's true and not true. If you are on the larger size, it gets frustrating because you can make her sore and you can't always go as hard or fast as you'd like. Plus the condoms are more expensive. Don't get me wrong size matters to an extent, but as long as you're not micro and don't misfire early on, it's not that big of a deal. see what I did there?

Some women also talk about it like some kind of status among their own ranks. Bar physical thresholds and limitations, size discrepancy does matter, at least for some women. A better guide for keeping a girlfriend would be, as you said, 'timing', but more importantly sustenance.

[Abidawe]

LINK BELOW FOR INDIVIDUALS TRYING TO GET A GIRL TO LIKE THEM

WARNING: EXTREMELY MISOGYNISTIC IN A SARCASTIC WAY (mainly to make it more fun to read) [this warning is mostly here so I don't get reported* for the link because someone got offended by it, you've been warned; this is here for your benefit should you choose to click it] [RECOMMENDED FOR USERS 13 YEARS OR OLDER**]

THE ENTIRE LIST SHOULD BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY IN ITS DEEPER MEANING BUT NOT NECESSARILY AT FACE VALUE

Your LifeLine

Enjoy,

Mambas T. Cohos

*however, should it be necessary just take it down and let me know what was the main part of it that deemed it necessary, thanks a million

**but I mean, if you're under 13 theres really no way for me to stop you from following the link besides saying pretty please

Buying shit that costs more than $25 (if you are not very physically attractive, or she is not already into you) is a surefire way to become a woman's bitch. Your contact will be listed as "free food" or "new clothes." Save that for after you've been together for a while.

Also I hate to break it to all of my small-dicked bros, but that whole size doesn't matter business is silly. You're just going to have to make it up for it by devouring her puss-puss.

This is more of a guide on how to maintain a girlfriend, not get laid.

Size matters to a certain extent but not to the point that some people think, thats what I'm trying to get across there and the $25 rule typically works better if you're moderately attractive and charismatic (as I just realized you already stated).

[Ethel mermania]

I thought hooking up was the point of tinder. Shows what I know.

it is and it isn't. people vary, eh?

Say it isn't so.

[Costa Fierro]

Some women also talk about it like some kind of status among their own ranks. Bar physical thresholds and limitations, size discrepancy does matter, at least for some women.

Tinder seems to be their gathering place for the women who don't want anything less than six inches.

Don't get me wrong size matters to an extent, but as long as you're not micro and don't misfire early on, it's not that big of a deal.

It's psychological.

[Arumbia67]

How to find a relationship: Don't openly show you're interested in them. Girls (especially beautiful ones) are so used to Guys fawning over them, it sparks an interest when one doesn't. (I legitimately had a Girl ask me if I was gay because I was looking in her eyes, not down her shirt). Being athletic helps as well, although not everyone is so lucky. Confidence is another big boost. Walk with your head up and all that jazz. Don't be too clingy either. It gets really annoying really fast. Wait 10-15 minutes to text back. One easy way for nerdy Guys is to ask a really pretty Girl. Start with going to a dance,movie whatever. She'll be so surprised you were brave enough to ask, she'll usually say yes. (Note, this can backfire. Some girls get off on being bitchy and will respond rudely.) Last but not least, treat her like a Human being. Hold her hand instead of her butt, listen to her problems, give compliments etc.

How to get laid: 1. Be honest about what you're looking for. Don't sell her some song and dance about being in love, just say you're looking for fun. It'll turn a few off, but far more will appreciate your honesty. 2. Lose your virginity young, around 15 or 16. The more practice you have, the better. (Plus a lot of Girls seem to have this weird thing about not wanting virgin Guys. At least in my experience.) 3. Don't be a selfish partner, and practice at it. You know what I mean. 4. DO NOT go for drunk girls. This only leads to trouble. 5. Start with older Women. No fear of going to jail because someone lied about her age, and they can teach you a lot more. 6. STD testing is a must. Do not trust someone to be honest about it. Get one yourself as well, as a show of good faith. That's all folks. Good night, and good luck to you.

[Arumbia67]

Some women also talk about it like some kind of status among their own ranks. Bar physical thresholds and limitations, size discrepancy does matter, at least for some women.

Tinder seems to be their gathering place for the women who don't want anything less than six inches.

Don't get me wrong size matters to an extent, but as long as you're not micro and don't misfire early on, it's not that big of a deal.

It's psychological.

Forget six, a lot of them say 7 or 8.

[Arkolon]

Some women also talk about it like some kind of status among their own ranks. Bar physical thresholds and limitations, size discrepancy does matter, at least for some women.

Tinder seems to be their gathering place for the women who don't want anything less than six inches.

You think they carry a ruler around? It doesn't feel different unless it's physically extreme. We were talking more about how to maintain a relationship rather than getting one - this subject matter is no practical impediment to getting a relationship.

[The Blaatschapen]

Penis size talk ends here.

It's not a topic suitable for NSG.

The Blaatschapen - Nationstates Moderator

[Abidawe]

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This is more of a guide on how to maintain a girlfriend, not get laid.

And on this: well no shit, this thread is about getting into a relationship, not getting yourself laid

[Soldati Senza Confini]

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This is more of a guide on how to maintain a girlfriend, not get laid.

And on this: well no shit, this thread is about getting into a relationship, not getting yourself laid

I already have a date for Friday and I did it my way: Just call, talk and have a sense of humor, and come out with it.

Shocking, I know.