Relationship and getting one thread

by **Socialist Tera** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 8:50 am

Rather than having a single girl help thread because that is really limiting in discussion and scope in 2016. I have decided to make one for relationship advice and how to get one advice for people who need help. This thread will be a place where people can ask questions, give advice and help each other with their problems. There has not been a thread like that in ages and I think it would be an interesting idea. Sorry for the short intro but let the megathread begin, also please no misogyny. Mods, if you think this is unsuitable please lock this.

by **Conserative Morality** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 8:51 am

how make woman talk

by **Ashmoria** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 8:56 am

I recommend you start by talking to the kind of person you find attractive.

by **Mike the Progressive** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 8:57 am

The secret is to listen and make a girl laugh. Once you get her to laugh, you're in. Get it? You're in.

Edit: Also take girls to Olive Garden. For whatever unholy reason, they love that shit. And be a bit of a jerk. A bit. Don't go crazy with it. You want to come off as cocky, even a little douchey, but not too much.

by **Strathenia** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 8:59 am

Conserative Morality wrote:how make woman talk

^

by **Risottia** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 8:59 am

Conserative Morality wrote:how make woman talk

show woman shoes.

Seriously, is this some kind of homework help thread?

by **Socialist Tera** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 9:01 am

Risottia wrote:
Conserative Morality wrote:how make woman talk

show woman shoes.

Seriously, is this some kind of homework help thread?

Nope. I'm 23. I'm too old for homework. I just thought we needed the thread.

by **Mike the Progressive** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 9:02 am

Conserative Morality wrote:how make woman talk

You go talk to them. That's how.

by **Dameth** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 9:02 am

The secret is chlorophorm. Once they breath that love potion they are good to go.

by **Strathenia** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 9:03 am

Risottia wrote:
Conserative Morality wrote:how make woman talk

show woman shoes.

No.

by **The East Marches** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 9:03 am

Conserative Morality wrote:how make woman talk

This is the tough part. Can you hold a conversation without spaghetti pouring out of your pockets within minutes? That is the real challenge imo.

by **Strathenia** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 9:03 am

Mike the Progressive wrote:
Conserative Morality wrote:how make woman talk

You go talk to them. That's how.

Tried that, didn't work.

by **Mike the Progressive** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 9:04 am

Strathenia wrote:
Mike the Progressive wrote:
You go talk to them. That's how.

Tried that, didn't work.

Try again. Like seriously. Don't fixate on one person. Sometimes he/she/it is just not that into you. If so, that's ok! Just move on. Lots of fish in the sea, just waiting to get fucked.

by **Socialist Tera** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 9:04 am

Strathenia wrote:
Mike the Progressive wrote:
You go talk to them. That's how.

Tried that, didn't work.

You become charismatic and learn how to hold a conversation while being interesting.

by **Risottia** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 9:05 am

Strathenia wrote:
Risottia wrote:show woman shoes.

No.

Everyone knows what women love:

1.Shoes
2.Their kids
3.Diamonds

in that order.

Or at least that's what I got from the last 100 years or so of Western mass culture

by **Risottia** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 9:06 am

Socialist Tera wrote:
Risottia wrote:show woman shoes.

Seriously, is this some kind of homework help thread?

Nope. I'm 23. I'm too old for homework. I just thought we needed the thread.

Meh, I pass. Already got enough women aound.

by **Strathenia** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 9:06 am

Mike the Progressive wrote:
Strathenia wrote:Tried that, didn't work.

Try again. Like seriously. Don't fixate on one person. Sometimes he/she/it is just not that into you. If so, that's ok! Just move on. Lots of fish in the sea, just waiting to get fucked.

I have the internet to satisfy my penis. I only pursue relationships because I pursue something greater than carnal pleasure. That is why I fixate on one person.

by **Mike the Progressive** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 9:06 am

Socialist Tera wrote:
Strathenia wrote:Tried that, didn't work.

You become charismatic and learn how to hold a conversation while being interesting.

Learning to hold a conversation is important, but charisma? A rare gift that is either a natural gift or one that is developed. But not required. Makes things easier though.

by **Strathenia** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 9:07 am

Socialist Tera wrote:
Strathenia wrote:Tried that, didn't work.

You become charismatic and learn how to hold a conversation while being interesting.

I don't think you realize how ridiculous you sound right now. Become charismatic? Are you kidding me?

by **Sangaku** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 9:07 am

Mike the Progressive wrote:The secret is to listen and make a girl laugh. Once you get her to laugh, you're in. Get it? You're in.

Edit: Also take girls to Olive Garden. For whatever unholy reason, they love that shit. And be a bit of a jerk. A bit. Don't go crazy with it. You want to come off as cocky, even a little douchey, but not too much.

To be honest that doesn't sound attractive at all.
I wouldn't want a guy to act like a douche, that's really off-putting.
Confidence is good, cockiness is not.

by **Socialist Tera** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 9:09 am

Strathenia wrote:
Mike the Progressive wrote:
Try again. Like seriously. Don't fixate on one person. Sometimes he/she/it is just not that into you. If so, that's ok! Just move on. Lots of fish in the sea, just waiting to get fucked.

I have the internet to satisfy my penis. I only pursue relationships because I pursue something greater than carnal pleasure. That is why I fixate on one person.

If you fixate on the one person and she in not interested there is no point, move on to another girl, go on the first date and the romance will grow from there.

by **Ashmoria** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 9:09 am

Strathenia wrote:
Mike the Progressive wrote:
Try again. Like seriously. Don't fixate on one person. Sometimes he/she/it is just not that into you. If so, that's ok! Just move on. Lots of fish in the sea, just waiting to get fucked.

I have the internet to satisfy my penis. I only pursue relationships because I pursue something greater than carnal pleasure. That is why I fixate on one person.

big mistake

a relationship is a relationship. that means that it cant just be what YOU want. if she isn't interested you have to move on not fixate on someone who doesn't want what you want.

by **Risottia** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 9:09 am

Mike the Progressive wrote:Lots of fish in the sea, just waiting to get fucked.

Let's remind that this thread isn't supposed to be about bestiality.

by **Mike the Progressive** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 9:10 am

Strathenia wrote:
Mike the Progressive wrote:
Try again. Like seriously. Don't fixate on one person. Sometimes he/she/it is just not that into you. If so, that's ok! Just move on. Lots of fish in the sea, just waiting to get fucked.

I have the internet to satisfy my penis. I only pursue relationships because I pursue something greater than carnal pleasure. That is why I fixate on one person.

Don't knock it till you try it. Internet =/= the real deal. And I get it. But that one person just may not be into you. Maybe someday that person will be. But if the person isn't interested, respect that and politely move on. You ever see Bedazzled? Don't it's a horrible film, but if you do, Fraser spends the entire time trying to get this one girl, when he finally musters the courage to just ask her out, she's not interested. He's bummed out but meets somebody else. That's how life works.

by **Strathenia** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 9:10 am

Ashmoria wrote:
Strathenia wrote:I have the internet to satisfy my penis. I only pursue relationships because I pursue something greater than carnal pleasure. That is why I fixate on one person.

big mistake

a relationship is a relationship. that means that it cant just be what YOU want. if she isn't interested you have to move on not fixate on someone who doesn't want what you want.

I don't even care about getting that close to her anymore. I just want her to not be an ass.

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