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So everyone knows that the American education system is in deep trouble. It is obvious to anyone with half a brain that what we are doing isn't working. But what should be done about it? There seem to be as many answers as political persuasions. Some say that the problem is teacher's unions. Others think that unions should be stronger. Still others say to just privatize the whole system.

I offer a different solution. I think that we already have an example of what works best: Waldorf Schools, aka Steiner education. In such institutions, beyond the rapacious grasp of Big Pharma and their shills, America's youth can thrive anf blossom into beautiful intellectual butterflies. The only thing different in my idea is that we want to teach patriotic values... So how's this for innovation : we can teach them the most Patriotic and truly American thing : Austrian economics. Start at an early age with basic logic and some parables that teach about the virtues of free markets. Get more logical as they get older. By the time the average American gets out of high school, she can prax it out with the best of them. This will lead to a new golden age of prosperity and it will rid the world of pernicious Big Pharma for good. Then we can finally legalize weed and transcend the limits that the patriarchy places on our IQ.

I challenge you to find a single flaw in this policy position. It is the only common sense solution to making America great again like it never was before.

A perfect summary of summer absurdist sadomasochism.

I don't shill for Big Pharma, but I am available if they're hiring.

Ifreann wrote:I don't shill for Big Pharma, but I am available if they're hiring.

Shill is such a harsh word.

I prefer the term escort after all if you are going to have sex make them pay a lot of money.

You sound like a computer trying to emulate NSG.

The first Galactic Republic wrote:You sound like a computer trying to emulate NSG.

Well NSG is a computer, but one with an actually describable mental illness.

Benuty wrote:A perfect summary of summer absurdist sadomasochism.

What the f$ck are you talking about? Are you high on the prescription pain killers some doctors in the pockets of Big Pharma gave you?

Eternal Summeria wrote:

Benuty wrote:A perfect summary of summer absurdist sadomasochism.

What the f$ck are you talking about? Are you high on the prescription pain killers some doctors in the pockets of Big Pharma gave you?

We are all high.

Reality is an illusion. You have no free will, and everything has been predetermined since before the universe.

Also buy gold!

Your idea is the most vapid crock of bullshit I've seen on this forum.
Fuck no.

Eternal Summeria wrote:

Benuty wrote:A perfect summary of summer absurdist sadomasochism.

What the f$ck are you talking about? Are you high on the prescription pain killers some doctors in the pockets of Big Pharma gave you?

You sound a tad paranoid.

The first Galactic Republic wrote:You sound like a computer trying to emulate NSG.

Why?

The United Colonies of Earth wrote:Your idea is the most vapid crock of bullshit I've seen on this forum.
Fuck no.

Wow you have been on here so long all external senses have died, and you lack the inability to detect it.

I suggest a prescription of one sarcasm meter.

Eternal Summeria wrote:

The first Galactic Republic wrote:You sound like a computer trying to emulate NSG.

Why?

Because you are obviously, but only a prototype.

The United Colonies of Earth wrote:Your idea is the most vapid crock of bullshit I've seen on this forum.
Fuck no.

Please explain. My idea is absolutely without flaws. If you found one you deserve a Nobel prize, but without examples I think you are talking out of your ass.

Eternal Summeria wrote:

The United Colonies of Earth wrote:Your idea is the most vapid crock of bullshit I've seen on this forum.
Fuck no.

Please explain. My idea is absolutely without flaws. If you found one you deserve a Nobel prize, but without examples I think you are talking out of your ass.

How does one explain the ass exactly?

Does it have metaphysical concepts? Is an ass a paradox? Is it an instrument?

Does an ass have a soul?

Benuty wrote:

Ifreann wrote:I don't shill for Big Pharma, but I am available if they're hiring.

Shill is such a harsh word.

I prefer the term escort after all if you are going to have sex make them pay a lot of money.

I don't think I'm classy enough to be an escort.

By teaching "patriotic values" are you implying teaching American exceptionalism or no?

Eternal Summeria wrote:

The United Colonies of Earth wrote:Your idea is the most vapid crock of bullshit I've seen on this forum.
Fuck no.

Please explain. My idea is absolutely without flaws. If you found one you deserve a Nobel prize, but without examples I think you are talking out of your ass.

Nothing is flawless. Also, I don't know why you're mixing this with weed and such.

Eternal Summeria wrote:

The first Galactic Republic wrote:You sound like a computer trying to emulate NSG.

Why?

When you mentioned patriarchy out of nowhere, I realized that the human process had been lost.

Anollasia wrote:

Eternal Summeria wrote:Please explain. My idea is absolutely without flaws. If you found one you deserve a Nobel prize, but without examples I think you are talking out of your ass.

Nothing is flawless. Also, I don't know why you're mixing this with weed and such.

Because without Hitlers birthday why would anyone want to burn anything?

Anollasia wrote:

Eternal Summeria wrote:Please explain. My idea is absolutely without flaws. If you found one you deserve a Nobel prize, but without examples I think you are talking out of your ass.

Nothing is flawless. Also, I don't know why you're mixing this with weed and such.

Legalize weed cures diseases increases IQ. But the only way to do so is to block Big Pharmas influence. The only way to do that is to teach independent thought (Waldorf) and economic policies that promote prosperity logic and freedom from serfdom (Austrian economics).

Benuty wrote:

The United Colonies of Earth wrote:Your idea is the most vapid crock of bullshit I've seen on this forum.
Fuck no.

Wow you have been on here so long all external senses have died, and you lack the inability to detect it.

I suggest a prescription of one sarcasm meter.

That made me laugh.

Eternal Summeria wrote:

The United Colonies of Earth wrote:Your idea is the most vapid crock of bullshit I've seen on this forum.
Fuck no.

Please explain. My idea is absolutely without flaws. If you found one you deserve a Nobel prize, but without examples I think you are talking out of your ass.

I came to that opinion at this point:

Eternal Summeria wrote:So everyone knows that the American education system is in deep trouble. It is obvious to anyone with half a brain that what we are doing isn't working. But what should be done about it? There seem to be as many answers as political persuasions. Some say that the problem is teacher's unions. Others think that unions should be stronger. Still others say to just privatize the whole system.

I offer a different solution. I think that we already have an example of what works best: Waldorf Schools, aka Steiner education. In such institutions, beyond the rapacious grasp of Big Pharma and their shills, America's youth can thrive anf blossom into beautiful intellectual butterflies. The only thing different in my idea is that we want to teach patriotic values... So how's this for innovation : we can teach them the most Patriotic and truly American thing : Austrian economics. Start at an early age with basic logic and some parables that teach about the virtues of free markets.

Propaganda.
There's no excuse for it, no matter what ideology you're pushing. It was bad to push every other radical ideology and it's bad for this one, too. As long as I'm an American citizen, I will countenance no such bullshit in this nation's public schools.

Eternal Summeria wrote:

Anollasia wrote:
Nothing is flawless. Also, I don't know why you're mixing this with weed and such.

Legalize weed cures diseases increases IQ. But the only way to do so is to block Big Pharmas influence. The only way to do that is to teach independent thought (Waldorf) and economic policies that promote prosperity logic and freedom from serfdom (Austrian economics).

The only thing austrian economics brought us is war, hell, and death. Not to mention a lot of burning.

The first Galactic Republic wrote:

Eternal Summeria wrote:Why?

When you mentioned patriarchy out of nowhere, I realized that the human process had been lost.

It's not only of nowhere. Patriarchy limits our IQ and as such is the natural ally of Big Pharma.

Free market economics, patriarchy, big pharma, and weed legalization all in one post?

0/10, thanks for playing.