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The Grim Reaper
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Postby The Grim Reaper » Mon Jun 27, 2016 10:41 am

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Albertae wrote:Woah woah woah. Don't you mean pig feed? Or did you mean he wasn't interesting to the pig anymore?

I can't explain that euphemism without violating the PG-13 rule at NS.


What R means to say is that Kermit was infertile.
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Postby Ethel mermania » Mon Jun 27, 2016 10:47 am

Italios wrote:
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If 50 SoG became a bestseller, yours would become in par with the Bible. o/

I have a title to suggest: 50 Toenails of Shame: A Journey into the Forbidden Art of Loving Toenail Clipping.

That's hilarious. I bet it'd be a hit in Hollywood, too.

I would like to see some toenail clipping art. We can save our toenail clips for you if you liie.
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Postby The Serbian Empire » Mon Jun 27, 2016 10:51 am

Chrinthanium wrote:
The Serbian Empire wrote:But not too old to use Shuppet, the shadow puppet.

Mine are just backbenchers.

Mine? Rarely seen on the forums.
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Postby Italios » Mon Jun 27, 2016 10:53 am

Ethel mermania wrote:
Italios wrote:That's hilarious. I bet it'd be a hit in Hollywood, too.

I would like to see some toenail clipping art. We can save our toenail clips for you if you liie.

You'll have to get pedicures first, I can't work with undecorated clippings.
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Postby Grigundy » Mon Jun 27, 2016 10:55 am

What if he uses the clippings to clone us?
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Postby Ethel mermania » Mon Jun 27, 2016 10:55 am

Italios wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:I would like to see some toenail clipping art. We can save our toenail clips for you if you liie.

You'll have to get pedicures first, I can't work with undecorated clippings.


I think you should set up a p.o box so we can all mail your our toe nail clippings and you can make a sculpture out of it. "The nails of tet, with the right marketing we will get it into MOMA, or at least the Queens annex.
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Postby Italios » Mon Jun 27, 2016 10:58 am

Ethel mermania wrote:
Italios wrote:You'll have to get pedicures first, I can't work with undecorated clippings.


I think you should set up a p.o box so we can all mail your our toe nail clippings and you can make a sculpture out of it. "The nails of tet, with the right marketing we will get it into MOMA, or at least the Queens annex.

That's the kind of quality art I could see the public enjoying. The second installation would be a hyperrealistic picture of TETers made out of their leg hair.
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Postby Gidetisms » Mon Jun 27, 2016 10:59 am

hey bitches
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Postby The Serbian Empire » Mon Jun 27, 2016 10:59 am

Grigundy wrote:What if he uses the clippings to clone us?

Too bad some chew fingernails like a snack food.
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Postby Bralia » Mon Jun 27, 2016 11:02 am

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Bralia wrote:Wow, I haven't played with my puppet nations on this site in nearly two full years. I feel old as a person.


You're indeed too old to be playing with puppets *nods*

I'll make a puppet out of you, sheep.
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Postby Gidetisms » Mon Jun 27, 2016 11:05 am

Bralia wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:
You're indeed too old to be playing with puppets *nods*

I'll make a puppet out of you, sheep.

it rubs the lotion on its skin.....
Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
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Postby Chrinthanium » Mon Jun 27, 2016 11:09 am

The Grim Reaper wrote:
Chrinthanium wrote:I can't explain that euphemism without violating the PG-13 rule at NS.


What R means to say is that Kermit was infertile.

Not exactly infertile. More... a certain pinnacle was not achievable under Kermit's tenure.
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Postby The Serbian Empire » Mon Jun 27, 2016 11:12 am

Gidetisms wrote:
Bralia wrote:I'll make a puppet out of you, sheep.

it rubs the lotion on its skin.....

Or the mutton gets the hose again.
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Postby Gidetisms » Mon Jun 27, 2016 11:14 am

The Serbian Empire wrote:
Gidetisms wrote:it rubs the lotion on its skin.....

Or the mutton gets the hose again.

*hug* hi serbie
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Postby Chrinthanium » Mon Jun 27, 2016 11:14 am

The Serbian Empire wrote:
Gidetisms wrote:it rubs the lotion on its skin.....

Or the mutton gets the hose again.

Is the mutton on the chopping block again?
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Postby The Serbian Empire » Mon Jun 27, 2016 11:19 am

Gidetisms wrote:
The Serbian Empire wrote:Or the mutton gets the hose again.

*hug* hi serbie

Hiya! And hugs are nice.

Chrinthanium wrote:
The Serbian Empire wrote:Or the mutton gets the hose again.

Is the mutton on the chopping block again?

Butcher's block.
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Postby Gidetisms » Mon Jun 27, 2016 11:21 am

The Serbian Empire wrote:
Gidetisms wrote:*hug* hi serbie

Hiya! And hugs are nice.

Chrinthanium wrote:Is the mutton on the chopping block again?

Butcher's block.

I'm a cuddle monster
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Do not go gentle into that good night.

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Postby Ethel mermania » Mon Jun 27, 2016 11:24 am

Ssshhh. I am posting from inside the trump empire. Don't get me in trouble,. On the bright side, they have cookies.
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Postby Ethel mermania » Mon Jun 27, 2016 11:26 am

Italios wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:
I think you should set up a p.o box so we can all mail your our toe nail clippings and you can make a sculpture out of it. "The nails of tet, with the right marketing we will get it into MOMA, or at least the Queens annex.

That's the kind of quality art I could see the public enjoying. The second installation would be a hyperrealistic picture of TETers made out of their leg hair.


I am not shaving.
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The most fundamental problem of politics is not the control of wickedness but the limitation of righteousness. 

--H. Kissenger
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Postby The Serbian Empire » Mon Jun 27, 2016 11:39 am

Gidetisms wrote:
The Serbian Empire wrote:Hiya! And hugs are nice.


Butcher's block.

I'm a cuddle monster

Yay, I love cuddles!
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Postby Gidetisms » Mon Jun 27, 2016 11:42 am

The Serbian Empire wrote:
Gidetisms wrote:I'm a cuddle monster

Yay, I love cuddles!

*cuddles*
Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

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Postby Chrinthanium » Mon Jun 27, 2016 11:46 am

Ethel mermania wrote:Ssshhh. I am posting from inside the trump empire. Don't get me in trouble,. On the bright side, they have cookies.

That's how they get you. First, it's cookies, then it's Kool-aid. We all know what happens when you drink the Kool-aid.
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Postby Ethel mermania » Mon Jun 27, 2016 11:49 am

Chrinthanium wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:Ssshhh. I am posting from inside the trump empire. Don't get me in trouble,. On the bright side, they have cookies.

That's how they get you. First, it's cookies, then it's Kool-aid. We all know what happens when you drink the Kool-aid.


The cookies are tasty though.
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--H. Kissenger
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Postby Chrinthanium » Mon Jun 27, 2016 11:50 am

Ethel mermania wrote:
Chrinthanium wrote:That's how they get you. First, it's cookies, then it's Kool-aid. We all know what happens when you drink the Kool-aid.


The cookies are tasty though.

Well, they should be. He only has the best cookies, unbelievable cookies, cookies so good people are gonna thank him for them.
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Postby Ethel mermania » Mon Jun 27, 2016 11:52 am

Chrinthanium wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:
The cookies are tasty though.

Well, they should be. He only has the best cookies, unbelievable cookies, cookies so good people are gonna thank him for them.


Warm, soft chewy. ....
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The West won the world not by the superiority of its ideas or values or religion … but rather by its superiority in applying organized violence. Westerners often forget this fact; non-Westerners never do.
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--H. Kissenger
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