Britain vs the USA which is best?

[Frank Zipper]

There is no meat in a Yorkshire Pudding.

[Ethane]

England has better beer and tea. Otherwise, USA food is much to be preferred. Our toast is hot, theirs is cold. Our coffee is hot and strong, their is cold and weak. Our chicken pot pie has a crispy flaky crust and thoroughly cooked meat; their Yorkshire pudding has a gummy undercooked dough and bouncy semi-raw meat. My salad was warmer than my toast.

At Picadilly Circus I ordered jello salad, baked beans, sausage and jam. They delivered them to me in one paper bowl, with one thing dumped atop another.

In New York City or Chicago you can expect snow at Christmas. In London you get sleet and slush; the locals shrug and call it "seasonable weather".

No. British food is better. Our toast is cold??? Where did you get this from?

[Tobiasia]

England has better beer and tea. Otherwise, USA food is much to be preferred. Our toast is hot, theirs is cold. Our coffee is hot and strong, their is cold and weak. Our chicken pot pie has a crispy flaky crust and thoroughly cooked meat; their Yorkshire pudding has a gummy undercooked dough and bouncy semi-raw meat. My salad was warmer than my toast.

At Picadilly Circus I ordered jello salad, baked beans, sausage and jam. They delivered them to me in one paper bowl, with one thing dumped atop another.

In New York City or Chicago you can expect snow at Christmas. In London you get sleet and slush; the locals shrug and call it "seasonable weather".

No. British food is better. Our toast is cold??? Where did you get this from?

Probably went to the tourist bit of London

[New haven america]

Britain is rapidly committing cultural and economic suicide with its idiotically far-left immigration and welfare policies. The UKIP is really that country's best hope, but unfortunately, the British are literally too stupid to understand the difference between "libertarian" and "fascist".

The USA is doing something similar, but at a MUCH slower rate. Our left-wing lunatics are only held in check by religious lunatics who aren't really much better. I'm just sitting here waiting for the Republican party to hurry up and die so that the Libertarian party can take its place.

Politics: Decisive American victory

Historically, I don't think that any hegemony has ever existed that wasn't build on a foundation of human skulls. Neither the Pax Americana nor the Pax Britannica were exceptions. However, the USA has generally shown less tolerance and more remorse for war crimes committed in its name than the UK has (for example, the US actually sent its own soldiers to prison for participating in the Mai Lai massacre), and has shown more of an overall aversion to civilian casualties. We've been less eager to acquire overseas colonies, and more willing to let them go (Cuba, Philippines). Also, we're the only country to ever defeat Japan in a war.

History: Decisive American victory

The UK was the birthplace of the Industrial Revolution, but the USA is where it found a home. Not long after James Watt perfected the steam engine, every Tesla and Einstein was coming to the USA to put their talents to work. Since then, most scientific and technological breakthroughs from light bulbs to lasers have come from the USA. But at least you guys cloned a sheep back in the '90s in an attempt to stay relevant, so that's something.

Science/technology: slight American victory

Th UK does have a few things going for it. For one thing, they are members of the glorious Metric mater race, whereas Americans are still trying to remember how many grains are in a carat.The British also have the good sense to use the word "football" to refer to a game played entirely with one's feet, whereas Americans use it to refer to a game in which the ball is almost exclusively thrown or carried. On the other hand, y'all really need to stop calling things "crisps". No human is capable of making that "spspsps" sound without putting more effort into it than they put into the entire rest of the sentence put together. "Chips" and "fries" will suffice. Also, learn how to pronounce the letter "r". Even the Japanese do it better than you.

Language and expression: indecisive

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I'll bite, what brought you to create this thread?

An American proved you wrong on another forum? You spent a week in the US and now you think you're an expert about the place? You just got out of school and have nothing better to do?

[Tobiasia]

There is no meat in a Yorkshire Pudding.

Why would anyone think there was meat in a Yorkshire pudding?

[New haven america]

England has better beer and tea. Otherwise, USA food is much to be preferred. Our toast is hot, theirs is cold. Our coffee is hot and strong, their is cold and weak. Our chicken pot pie has a crispy flaky crust and thoroughly cooked meat; their Yorkshire pudding has a gummy undercooked dough and bouncy semi-raw meat. My salad was warmer than my toast.

At Picadilly Circus I ordered jello salad, baked beans, sausage and jam. They delivered them to me in one paper bowl, with one thing dumped atop another.

In New York City or Chicago you can expect snow at Christmas. In London you get sleet and slush; the locals shrug and call it "seasonable weather".

No. British food is better. Our toast is cold??? Where did you get this from?

Hahahahahaha.

No.

[Tobiasia]

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I'll bite, what brought you to create this thread?

An American proved you wrong on another forum? You spent a week in the US and now you think you're an expert about the place? You just got out of school and have nothing better to do?

Honestly? I saw a thing on twitter about it and wondered what everyone thinks

[Aterria]

America invented the bomb.

Boom.

[New haven america]

America invented the bomb.

(Image)

Boom.

Technically Germany did...

[Rufford]

Sorry lads- there is no argument, America basicly wouldn't be there if it wasn't for Britain. America isn't acctually a full democracy whilst Britain is and pretty much everything in America is fake and commercialised, in other words its a shithole.

[Celibrae]

England has better beer and tea. Otherwise, USA food is much to be preferred. Our toast is hot, theirs is cold. Our coffee is hot and strong, their is cold and weak. Our chicken pot pie has a crispy flaky crust and thoroughly cooked meat; their Yorkshire pudding has a gummy undercooked dough and bouncy semi-raw meat. My salad was warmer than my toast.

At Picadilly Circus I ordered jello salad, baked beans, sausage and jam. They delivered them to me in one paper bowl, with one thing dumped atop another.

In New York City or Chicago you can expect snow at Christmas. In London you get sleet and slush; the locals shrug and call it "seasonable weather".

Do you enjoy burning your mouth?

What the fuck is a jello salad, and why are you judging British cuisine based on your experience with one such abomination at a tube station/tourist trap?

What kind of Yorkshire pudding has inbuilt meat?

[Indo-Japanese Separatist Districts]

I think I'm a heretic for saying this, but...
I like both.
I love my country but I am known for being a bit of an anglophile.

[Proticata]

Britain no longer innovates instead they outsource everything, sell everything to foreign companies and fund other countries to do it

[Rufford]

America invented the bomb.

(Image)

Boom.

Technically Germany did...

It was a Norwegian scientist wasn't it?

[New haven america]

Sorry lads- there is no argument, America basicly wouldn't be there if it wasn't for Britain. America isn't acctually a full democracy whilst Britain is and pretty much everything in America is fake and commercialised, in other words its a shithole.

No country has full democracy. Hell, most people don't even know what full/true democracy is.

[Rufford]

England has better beer and tea. Otherwise, USA food is much to be preferred. Our toast is hot, theirs is cold. Our coffee is hot and strong, their is cold and weak. Our chicken pot pie has a crispy flaky crust and thoroughly cooked meat; their Yorkshire pudding has a gummy undercooked dough and bouncy semi-raw meat. My salad was warmer than my toast.

At Picadilly Circus I ordered jello salad, baked beans, sausage and jam. They delivered them to me in one paper bowl, with one thing dumped atop another.

In New York City or Chicago you can expect snow at Christmas. In London you get sleet and slush; the locals shrug and call it "seasonable weather".

Do you enjoy burning your mouth?

What the fuck is a jello salad, and why are you judging British cuisine based on your experience with one such abomination at a tube station/tourist trap?

What kind of Yorkshire pudding has inbuilt meat?

Yeh mate what the fucks jello. Never heard so much bollocks in my life. Lamadia IIs policies make more sense than that bulshit. You are a cunt mate.

[New haven america]

Technically Germany did...

It was a Norwegian scientist wasn't it?

Einstein and his science/theories was a large driving force for the creation of the atomic/nuclear bomb.

So technically speaking, Germany invented it.

[Rufford]

Sorry lads- there is no argument, America basicly wouldn't be there if it wasn't for Britain. America isn't acctually a full democracy whilst Britain is and pretty much everything in America is fake and commercialised, in other words its a shithole.

No country has full democracy. Hell, most people don't even know what full/true democracy is.

More democracy then, also i think it helps that all of our people have access to clean water, some thing that america dosn't.

[Tobiasia]

England has better beer and tea. Otherwise, USA food is much to be preferred. Our toast is hot, theirs is cold. Our coffee is hot and strong, their is cold and weak. Our chicken pot pie has a crispy flaky crust and thoroughly cooked meat; their Yorkshire pudding has a gummy undercooked dough and bouncy semi-raw meat. My salad was warmer than my toast.

At Picadilly Circus I ordered jello salad, baked beans, sausage and jam. They delivered them to me in one paper bowl, with one thing dumped atop another.

In New York City or Chicago you can expect snow at Christmas. In London you get sleet and slush; the locals shrug and call it "seasonable weather".

What is jello?

[The Tirol Region]

Things that actually matter, of course.

Like tea, cricket and crumpets.

Or the American versions, coffee, baseball and pancakes

TEA AND CRUMPETS ARE THE GREATEST THINGS ON THIS PLANET!!!

[Tobiasia]

It was a Norwegian scientist wasn't it?

Einstein and his science/theories was a large driving force for the creation of the atomic/nuclear bomb.

So technically speaking, Germany invented it.

China made the first actual bomb by the way if anyone's intereasted.

[Indo-Japanese Separatist Districts]

Or the American versions, coffee, baseball and pancakes

TEA AND CRUMPETS ARE THE GREATEST THINGS ON THIS PLANET!!!

Ew. Crumpets.
Tea is good though.

[The Tirol Region]

Sorry lads- there is no argument, America basicly wouldn't be there if it wasn't for Britain. America isn't acctually a full democracy whilst Britain is and pretty much everything in America is fake and commercialised, in other words its a shithole.

Actually neither is britain, we have a monarchy and the house of lords. Additionally we do not have proportional votes, it's all based in constituancies making results not entirely representative of the population.
HOWEVER TEA AND CRUMPETS, AND SOCIALISM (relative to america)

[Audiluah]

Many people who are not American have a negative view of America because they are subjected to stereotypes. Removing said stereotypes is the only way to definitively answer the question.

[Frank Zipper]

England has better beer and tea. Otherwise, USA food is much to be preferred. Our toast is hot, theirs is cold. Our coffee is hot and strong, their is cold and weak. Our chicken pot pie has a crispy flaky crust and thoroughly cooked meat; their Yorkshire pudding has a gummy undercooked dough and bouncy semi-raw meat. My salad was warmer than my toast.

At Picadilly Circus I ordered jello salad, baked beans, sausage and jam. They delivered them to me in one paper bowl, with one thing dumped atop another.

In New York City or Chicago you can expect snow at Christmas. In London you get sleet and slush; the locals shrug and call it "seasonable weather".

What is jello?

It is the American word for jelly, though who knows why you would put it in a salad. But then who would order sausage and jam?