Right-Wing Discussion Thread Part Two

[The V O I D]

I may sound delusional, but I want to some day conquer the planet using some method or another and unite it under one banner. The United Human Empire, I'll call it. It'll be an authoritarian liberal paradise.

And I'll be seen as the Caesar-esque [and/or Augustus-esque] figure of the UHE, its catalyst. And live forever, immortalized into history.

Do I sound insane?

We all had daydreams like that in high school. I used to really want one of those psychic dominators from Yuri's Revenge to enforce my will onto humanity, for one.

That's why we're now playing an online text-based political simulator, after all.

I hate it because its true.

[The Empire of Pretantia]

I may sound delusional, but I want to some day conquer the planet using some method or another and unite it under one banner. The United Human Empire, I'll call it. It'll be an authoritarian liberal paradise.

And I'll be seen as the Caesar-esque [and/or Augustus-esque] figure of the UHE, its catalyst. And live forever, immortalized into history.

Do I sound insane?

You've been playing or reading too much Warhammer 40k.

Liberal paradise. Key word liberal.

[The East Marches]

You've been playing or reading too much Warhammer 40k.

Liberal paradise. Key word liberal.

Oh shit, I missed that part. My bad guys, my bad. I'm awaiting UMN to administer the Emperor's divine justice to me for such heresy.

[The V O I D]

Liberal paradise. Key word liberal.

Oh shit, I missed that part. My bad guys, my bad. I'm awaiting UMN to administer the Emperor's divine justice to me for such heresy.

And under the rule of the United Human Empire? I shall title myself the Emperor of Mankind.

because goddamnit i cant help myself.

[Renewed Imperial Germany]

Oh shit, I missed that part. My bad guys, my bad. I'm awaiting UMN to administer the Emperor's divine justice to me for such heresy.

And under the rule of the United Human Empire? I shall title myself the Emperor of Mankind.

because goddamnit i cant help myself.

Ahem. Imma beat you to it. The "Imperial Terran Union" shall prosper under Empress Bailey's benevolent hand.

[United Marxist Nations]

Liberal paradise. Key word liberal.

Oh shit, I missed that part. My bad guys, my bad. I'm awaiting UMN to administer the Emperor's divine justice to me for such heresy.

Not an inquisitor, just a techpriest

[United Marxist Nations]

And under the rule of the United Human Empire? I shall title myself the Emperor of Mankind.

because goddamnit i cant help myself.

Ahem. Imma beat you to it. The "Imperial Terran Union" shall prosper under Empress Bailey's benevolent hand.

The agglomeration which Empress Bailey rules over is neither Imperial, nor Terran, nor is it even a Union.

[The V O I D]

And under the rule of the United Human Empire? I shall title myself the Emperor of Mankind.

because goddamnit i cant help myself.

Ahem. Imma beat you to it. The "Imperial Terran Union" shall prosper under Empress Bailey's benevolent hand.

What UMN said unless it's mean i don't like to be mean im sorry.

[Renewed Imperial Germany]

Ahem. Imma beat you to it. The "Imperial Terran Union" shall prosper under Empress Bailey's benevolent hand.

The agglomeration which Empress Bailey rules over is neither Imperial, nor Terran, nor is it even a Union.

Imperial - We took over the World, and have an Empress
Terran - I said the whole world, Terra = Earth so its Terran
Union - its a union of all the worlds nations.

[Prussia-Steinbach]

Which only makes your utter naïveté regarding firearms that much more obvious.

sorry, firearms are banned because of commies where i live

What kind of communist would ban guns? Marx himself said the workers must be armed and organized, and that any attempt to disarm them must be met with forceful resistance.

[The V O I D]

The agglomeration which Empress Bailey rules over is neither Imperial, nor Terran, nor is it even a Union.

Imperial - We took over the World, and have an Empress
Terran - I said the whole world, Terra = Earth so its Terran
Union - its a union of all the worlds nations.

The United Human Empire is better. Mostly because there are no more borders or nations; We are One Humanity, under One Empire, under One Emperor of Mankind. And We are United together.

[United Marxist Nations]

The agglomeration which Empress Bailey rules over is neither Imperial, nor Terran, nor is it even a Union.

Imperial - We took over the World, and have an Empress
Terran - I said the whole world, Terra = Earth so its Terran
Union - its a union of all the worlds nations.

>Imperial
Isn't ruled over for the interests of one demographic within it (therefore not an Empire)
>Terran
Fuck, I got nothing. Need some Voltaire help
>Union
The "union" of nations is not political, as the nations are not separate political bodies.

[The East Marches]

Oh shit, I missed that part. My bad guys, my bad. I'm awaiting UMN to administer the Emperor's divine justice to me for such heresy.

And under the rule of the United Human Empire? I shall title myself the Emperor of Mankind.

because goddamnit i cant help myself.

>Not United
>Not Human
>Not an Empire

And under the rule of the United Human Empire? I shall title myself the Emperor of Mankind.

because goddamnit i cant help myself.

Ahem. Imma beat you to it. The "Imperial Terran Union" shall prosper under Empress Bailey's benevolent hand.

>Not Imperial
>Not Terran
>Not a Union

[The Empire of Pretantia]

Ahem. Imma beat you to it. The "Imperial Terran Union" shall prosper under Empress Bailey's benevolent hand.

The agglomeration which Empress Bailey rules over is neither Imperial, nor Terran, nor is it even a Union.

I'll make it a union! Who's up for rewriting the dictionary?

[Renewed Imperial Germany]

Imperial - We took over the World, and have an Empress
Terran - I said the whole world, Terra = Earth so its Terran
Union - its a union of all the worlds nations.

>Imperial
Isn't ruled over for the interests of one demographic within it (therefore not an Empire)
>Terran
Fuck, I got nothing. Need some Voltaire help
>Union
The "union" of nations is not political, as the nations are not separate political bodies.

>Imperial
Humanity becomes one demographic. At that point, we would start to look towards the stars.

>Terran
Gotcha

>Union
Its not a union of nations like the UN. They are more like states. It would utilize a almost federalist system with a powerful central government where the Emperor/Empress acts as executive over the Imperial Senate.

[The balkens]

i find it odd and scary that you two are getting along enough to post barely dank memes.

[Sheyt Clor]

So hello everyone, I am Sheyt Clor, but you can call me Clor (cause you special). I am a young traditionalist supporter (I identify as a conservative IRL, seems like a more tame term) and a Cruz supporter. I believe we should have a younger voting age, a religious say in the government, and for teaching religion in school. I disapprove of evolution being forced as truth on students, men being able to use the women's restroom and vise versa, and gun restrictions.

[The V O I D]

>Imperial
Isn't ruled over for the interests of one demographic within it (therefore not an Empire)
>Terran
Fuck, I got nothing. Need some Voltaire help
>Union
The "union" of nations is not political, as the nations are not separate political bodies.

>Imperial
Humanity becomes one demographic. At that point, we would start to look towards the stars.

>Terran
Gotcha

>Union
Its not a union of nations like the UN. They are more like states. It would utilize a almost federalist system with a powerful central government where the Emperor/Empress acts as executive over the Imperial Senate.

UHE is still better. UMN can try and prove me wrong if he wishes.

[Urmanian]

So hello everyone, I am Sheyt Clor, but you can call me Clor (cause you special). I am a young traditionalist supporter (I identify as a conservative IRL, seems like a more tame term) and a Cruz supporter. I believe we should have a younger voting age, a religious say in the government, and for teaching religion in school. I disapprove of evolution being forced as truth on students, men being able to use the women's restroom and vise versa, and gun restrictions.

*drinks*

[Sheyt Clor]

I may sound delusional, but I want to some day conquer the planet using some method or another and unite it under one banner. The United Human Empire, I'll call it. It'll be an authoritarian liberal paradise.

And I'll be seen as the Caesar-esque [and/or Augustus-esque] figure of the UHE, its catalyst. And live forever, immortalized into history.

Do I sound insane?

Kind of, but who doesn't want to control every human on the planet? But LIBERAL???? ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL US ALL?????

[United Marxist Nations]

>Imperial
Isn't ruled over for the interests of one demographic within it (therefore not an Empire)
>Terran
Fuck, I got nothing. Need some Voltaire help
>Union
The "union" of nations is not political, as the nations are not separate political bodies.

>Imperial
Humanity becomes one demographic. At that point, we would start to look towards the stars.

>Terran
Gotcha

>Union
Its not a union of nations like the UN. They are more like states. It would utilize a almost federalist system with a powerful central government where the Emperor/Empress acts as executive over the Imperial Senate.

That's the opposite of Imperial.

[Sheyt Clor]

So hello everyone, I am Sheyt Clor, but you can call me Clor (cause you special). I am a young traditionalist supporter (I identify as a conservative IRL, seems like a more tame term) and a Cruz supporter. I believe we should have a younger voting age, a religious say in the government, and for teaching religion in school. I disapprove of evolution being forced as truth on students, men being able to use the women's restroom and vise versa, and gun restrictions.

*drinks*

*drinks*

[Prussia-Steinbach]

So hello everyone, I am Sheyt Clor, but you can call me Clor (cause you special). I am a young traditionalist supporter (I identify as a conservative IRL, seems like a more tame term) and a Cruz supporter. I believe we should have a younger voting age, a religious say in the government, and for teaching religion in school. I disapprove of evolution being forced as truth on students, men being able to use the women's restroom and vise versa, and gun restrictions.

*drinks*

Leave some for me.

[The Empire of Pretantia]

>Imperial
Humanity becomes one demographic. At that point, we would start to look towards the stars.

>Terran
Gotcha

>Union
Its not a union of nations like the UN. They are more like states. It would utilize a almost federalist system with a powerful central government where the Emperor/Empress acts as executive over the Imperial Senate.

That's the opposite of Imperial.

A Communist wouldn't understand the beauty of it, like finally fitting a square peg into a round hole. It's an achievement of a young boy becoming a strong boy.

[Sheyt Clor]

*drinks*

Leave some for me.

*drinks*