Is it TET time again already?

[Veceria]

I'm almost a wizard now, if I grow my beard long and wear robes, will it work with the "bitches"?

How bad a wizard are you if you can't concoct a love potion to get your "bitches"?

I'm nearly a lich.

Same. What type of undesirable were you?

The nerd that was just a little too keen and a way too sheltered.

Hah same. Good old days.

now i want a relationship too
how much are they these days?

Six soft pretzels and a pack of skittles. My going rate anyways.

But you're already Taken.
Or Taken 2?

[Hetalia Dakota 2 II]

You're lucky that I'm not Gallade, you would not hear the end of it then

Still overdue for meeting up with Galla, but I live in fear of how terribly I'll embarrass myself.

I want to visit you, sounds so much fun.

A few people have claimed it's an enjoyable experience. I call them strange.

C'mon, let me like you, you're so sweet and funny.

[Gallade]

Is that policy retroactive because I'm keeping the Italian.

He's somewhat decent, I think.

At least, you said something like that about him.

There is plenty I'm ashamed of during your visit. That's number two on the list, right behind fainting away the coffee meetup the next day.

You're lucky that I'm not Gallade, you would not hear the end of it then :p

I was referring to myself as the bitch gawd.

And it's a pity you're not Gallade because I know everything that perfect woman does is above fault. ;)

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Married Bliss Moment #898: When you're woken up from a nice nap by your spouse's frantic calling, but there's no emergency. Ah, sweet.

I want that one too, I'mma call you next catnap.

I can picture you poking my head over and over just so I wake up from a nap. xD

[Kannap]

now i want a relationship too
how much are they these days?

My price is just daily physical touching, I'm a simple man.

[Hetalia Dakota 2 II]

How bad a wizard are you if you can't concoct a love potion to get your "bitches"?

I'm nearly a lich.

The nerd that was just a little too keen and a way too sheltered.

Hah same. Good old days.

Six soft pretzels and a pack of skittles. My going rate anyways.

But you're already Taken.
Or Taken 2?

You never specified what type of relationship.

[The Holy Therns]

...Damn!

One daaaaaaay your princeperson you've committed yourself to growing old and unattractive with will come

Eep, don't say such horrible things!

[Hetalia Dakota 2 II]

I want that one too, I'mma call you next catnap.

I can picture you poking my head over and over just so I wake up from a nap. xD

*poke poke pokes* until you finally wake up just for me to say "Nana, I tired."
I'mma call your phone you up to practice.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I can picture you poking my head over and over just so I wake up from a nap. xD

*poke poke pokes* until you finally wake up just for me to say "Nana, I tired."
I'mma call your phone you up to practice.

Just to hear me say ''Shuddup, bitch. Nobody cares.''

[The Holy Therns]

I can picture you poking my head over and over just so I wake up from a nap. xD

*poke poke pokes* until you finally wake up just for me to say "Nana, I tired."
I'mma call your phone you up to practice.

Are you gonna poke the phone?

[The Blaatschapen]

You're lucky that I'm not Gallade, you would not hear the end of it then

Still overdue for meeting up with Galla, but I live in fear of how terribly I'll embarrass myself.

Don't worry.

I'll deflect her by making her angry

Or some hot action with the Italian. That ought to keep her distracted.

[Veceria]

He's somewhat decent, I think.

At least, you said something like that about him.



You're lucky that I'm not Gallade, you would not hear the end of it then

I was referring to myself as the bitch gawd.

And it's a pity you're not Gallade because I know everything that perfect woman does is above fault.

i want to be gallade too
but alas, i have to live a miserable Veceria life

now i want a relationship too
how much are they these days?

My price is just daily physical touching, I'm a simple man.

is there a limit?

[Veceria]

I'm nearly a lich.

Hah same. Good old days.


But you're already Taken.
Or Taken 2?

You never specified what type of relationship.

wait there are types
this is really complicated

[Ethel mermania]

He's somewhat decent, I think.

At least, you said something like that about him.



You're lucky that I'm not Gallade, you would not hear the end of it then

I was referring to myself as the bitch gawd.

And it's a pity you're not Gallade because I know everything that perfect woman does is above fault.

Nice to see motherhood has not changed you much at all.

[Astrolinium]

You never specified what type of relationship.

wait there are types
this is really complicated

Well, there's platonic, which is where you're just friends. There's romantic, which is where you like to kiss. There's sexual, which is where you like to touch each other. And then there's socratic, which is where you ask them questions until they want to poison you with hemlock.

[Eastfield Lodge]

How bad a wizard are you if you can't concoct a love potion to get your "bitches"?

I'm nearly a lich.

The nerd that was just a little too keen and a way too sheltered.

Hah same. Good old days.?

What's a lich?

Finally managed to break out of my shell a little after I hit my teens, but by then it was too late - 4 years of senior school weirdness had consigned my to my alone fate - I ended up with a net loss after my one relationship.

[The Blaatschapen]

I was referring to myself as the bitch gawd.

And it's a pity you're not Gallade because I know everything that perfect woman does is above fault.

Nice to see motherhood has not changed you much at all.

You call that nice?

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

wait there are types
this is really complicated

Well, there's platonic, which is where you're just friends. There's romantic, which is where you like to kiss. There's sexual, which is where you like to touch each other. And then there's socratic, which is where you ask them questions until they want to poison you with hemlock.

Why call it socratic? Call it by it's name, a 20 year marriage.

[Veceria]

wait there are types
this is really complicated

Well, there's platonic, which is where you're just friends. There's romantic, which is where you like to kiss. There's sexual, which is where you like to touch each other. And then there's socratic, which is where you ask them questions until they want to poison you with hemlock.

platonic sounds boring
romantic sounds fun
sexual sounds funner
socratic sounds like me

[Kannap]

My price is just daily physical touching, I'm a simple man.

is there a limit?

Not sure i have an answer for that. I've had one girlfriend in my lifetime and she didn't break any limit that I might have had. Of course, we never went beyond snuggling and kissing.

[Gallade]

I was referring to myself as the bitch gawd.

And it's a pity you're not Gallade because I know everything that perfect woman does is above fault. ;)

Nice to see motherhood has not changed you much at all.

My babies might be sweet and innocent and adorable but humanity as a whole still needs kicking, like ~(＾◇^)/

[Eastfield Lodge]

wait there are types
this is really complicated

Well, there's platonic, which is where you're just friends. There's romantic, which is where you like to kiss. There's sexual, which is where you like to touch each other. And then there's socratic, which is where you ask them questions until they want to poison you with hemlock.

Damn you!

I think I'll settle for romantic for the moment. Still not confident enough for anything more...

[Veceria]

I'm nearly a lich.

Hah same. Good old days.?

What's a lich?

Finally managed to break out of my shell a little after I hit my teens, but by then it was too late - 4 years of senior school weirdness had consigned my to my alone fate - I ended up with a net loss after my one relationship.

usually a necromancer wizard that gave his soul for immortality
and is often evil

[Italios]

Now this is something many were thinking.

Now I have dated more than 11 girls in a year. But 11 girlfriends? I don't think so.

Unless it's like 3rd grade maybe, and every girl who pushes you you call a girl friend.

In nursery school, I was never the one to get married, but I was the one who ordinated the wedding ceremonies.

[Gallade]

Nice to see motherhood has not changed you much at all.

You call that nice? :blink:

Okay darling, vent. Vent vent vent, come on. Do it. Do it you little wimp. Eh? EH? WHAT YOU GONNA DO EH? I'LL REK U M8 SWEAR ON ME MUM.

Mwah mwah mwah, wub Cass （*＾3＾）/～☆