Is it TET time again already?

[Gallade]

At that age, race to claim that a girl has kissed them among peers.

Surprised that the eleven girlfriends only happened this year - even in sixth grade for me, boys were going gaga to be the first out of their pack.

12 sounds about right, that's when kiss chase turned from the girls chasing the boys to the opposite when I was in school, anyway. Maybe even 11.

[Great Feng]

I like dark humor, and like to make fun of bad things, as to let people find the light in almost anything, and if there's no light in it, make some light by making it into a joke that everyone likes.

Rape jokes cross the line between dark humour and words in bad taste, just refrain from making them anymore. I like dark humour as much as the next guy, but rape jokes just aren't funny or cool.

As I said, I tried to make it into a joke, as I'd try to make anything into a joke, as I believe if everything can be made into a joke, it can reduce violence or people getting mad, and people could have more fun and get along better.

[Ethel mermania]

Imaginary girl friends can be very fickle.

Now this is something many were thinking.

Now I have dated more than 11 girls in a year. But 11 girlfriends? I don't think so.

Unless it's like 3rd grade maybe, and every girl who pushes you you call a girl friend.

[The Blaatschapen]

Now this is something many were thinking.

Well when you guys mentioned wine, I thought of someone getting drunk, and when someone gets drunk, I thought of what they usually do: Rape and/or beat people.

I've never raped or beat people. Regardless of my level of drunkenness.

[Great Feng]

Now this is something many were thinking.

Now I have dated more than 11 girls in a year. But 11 girlfriends? I don't think so.

Unless it's like 3rd grade maybe, and every girl who pushes you you call a girl friend.

What's the difference of dating them and them being your girlfriend?
I always thought that was the same thing.

[Eastfield Lodge]

Surprised that the eleven girlfriends only happened this year - even in sixth grade for me, boys were going gaga to be the first out of their pack.

12 sounds about right, that's when kiss chase turned from the girls chasing the boys to the opposite when I was in school, anyway. Maybe even 11.

Oddly enough, I never entered in that race. Then again, I was probably the most undesirable person in my year at school.

[Kannap]

At that age, race to claim that a girl has kissed them among peers.

Surprised that the eleven girlfriends only happened this year - even in sixth grade for me, boys were going gaga to be the first out of their pack.

On the other hand, I didn't have a girlfriend until I was 16, that lasted one and a half years, and she's been the only one out of my 19 years at life.

[Astrolinium]

This is basically the very first thing anyone entering SC going south along 95 sees.

Never heard of that place. You said "theme park," I thought "Carowinds" and had to figure out how Carowinds was an "oddly dedicated to a racist caricature of a Mexican"

I said we don't have one; Carowinds is... well, technically on both sides of the state line, which must be weird when it comes tax time for them. And I suppose South of the Border is more of a... mess of a tourist trap than specifically a theme park, though I do believe there are rides.

[Great Feng]

Well when you guys mentioned wine, I thought of someone getting drunk, and when someone gets drunk, I thought of what they usually do: Rape and/or beat people.

I've never raped or beat people. Regardless of my level of drunkenness.

As I said, I'm sorry for messing up, I apologize to everyone. Can we move on and not make me be the outcast?
EDIT: I'm not saying someone is treating me like an outcast, I just don't want to become it due to this bad joke.

[Gallade]

Now this is something many were thinking.

Now I have dated more than 11 girls in a year. But 11 girlfriends? I don't think so.

Unless it's like 3rd grade maybe, and every girl who pushes you you call a girl friend.

I think the highest number of girlfriends/boyfriends I've ever had in one year was three and that wasn't an accomplishment, that was a series of badly thought out, rushed flings.

[The Blaatschapen]

Now I have dated more than 11 girls in a year. But 11 girlfriends? I don't think so.

Unless it's like 3rd grade maybe, and every girl who pushes you you call a girl friend.

What's the difference of dating them and them being your girlfriend?
I always thought that was the same thing.

I've had plenty of dates, and more, etc.

Girlfriends, not so much. A few.

[The Holy Therns]

Well when you guys mentioned wine, I thought of someone getting drunk, and when someone gets drunk, I thought of what they usually do: Rape and/or beat people.

I've never raped or beat people. Regardless of my level of drunkenness.

My memory is foggy, did I punch you a couple of times?

[Veceria]

Well when you guys mentioned wine, I thought of someone getting drunk, and when someone gets drunk, I thought of what they usually do: Rape and/or beat people.

I've never raped or beat people. Regardless of my level of drunkenness.

But you danced around with no wool on you.
I've got the video.

12 sounds about right, that's when kiss chase turned from the girls chasing the boys to the opposite when I was in school, anyway. Maybe even 11.

Oddly enough, I never entered in that race. Then again, I was probably the most undesirable person in my year at school.

Same. What type of undesirable were you?

[The Blaatschapen]

I've never raped or beat people. Regardless of my level of drunkenness.

My memory is foggy, did I punch you a couple of times?

Ha! As if your frailiness could beat me

[The Holy Therns]

My memory is foggy, did I punch you a couple of times?

Ha! As if your frailiness could beat me

Hey, I was drunk. Clearly I must've transformed into a violent monster.

[Eastfield Lodge]

Now I have dated more than 11 girls in a year. But 11 girlfriends? I don't think so.

Unless it's like 3rd grade maybe, and every girl who pushes you you call a girl friend.

What's the difference of dating them and them being your girlfriend?
I always thought that was the same thing.

Dated - gone on a date with them
Girlfriend - taken them home from a date
(I guess)

Surprised that the eleven girlfriends only happened this year - even in sixth grade for me, boys were going gaga to be the first out of their pack.

On the other hand, I didn't have a girlfriend until I was 16, that lasted one and a half years, and she's been the only one out of my 19 years at life.

I had the one actual one at 14, lasted two months. Been afraid (more or less) of that type of relationship ever since.

[Astrolinium]

I suppose I've had three boyfriends, four if you count the NS relationship I had when I was, like, 16, which I usually don't because now I just cringe at the thought of having had an online relationship on NationStates with someone I'd never actually met -- which, for those of you who were around, is not casting aspersions on the person I was dating; I'd have the same feelings now regardless of the person.

EDIT: Actually, it might still be three -- I'm not sure it's proper to refer to the first one as a boyfriend anymore given that, last time I interacted with them, they no longer identified as male.

[Kannap]

Never heard of that place. You said "theme park," I thought "Carowinds" and had to figure out how Carowinds was an "oddly dedicated to a racist caricature of a Mexican"

I said we don't have one; Carowinds is... well, technically on both sides of the state line, which must be weird when it comes tax time for them. And I suppose South of the Border is more of a... mess of a tourist trap than specifically a theme park, though I do believe there are rides.

Well, with my lack of South Carolina knowledge, the only theme park I know of on the SC border is Carowinds.

[Gallade]

12 sounds about right, that's when kiss chase turned from the girls chasing the boys to the opposite when I was in school, anyway. Maybe even 11.

Oddly enough, I never entered in that race. Then again, I was probably the most undesirable person in my year at school.

You're almost a doctor now. Wear scrubs everywhere and you'll get all the bitches.

[Veceria]

What's the difference of dating them and them being your girlfriend?
I always thought that was the same thing.

Dated - gone on a date with them
Girlfriend - taken them home from a date
(I guess)

On the other hand, I didn't have a girlfriend until I was 16, that lasted one and a half years, and she's been the only one out of my 19 years at life.

I had the one actual one at 14, lasted two months. Been afraid (more or less) of that type of relationship ever since.

I think you can call someone "girlfriend" or "boyfriend" as soon as they say yes if you ask them whether they're you're gf/bf or not.

[Astrolinium]

I said we don't have one; Carowinds is... well, technically on both sides of the state line, which must be weird when it comes tax time for them. And I suppose South of the Border is more of a... mess of a tourist trap than specifically a theme park, though I do believe there are rides.

Well, with my lack of South Carolina knowledge, the only theme park I know of on the SC border is Carowinds.

Well, you knew about the roads, so I assumed you'd likely been through on 95, heading to Myrtle Beach or somesuch.

[The Blaatschapen]

Ha! As if your frailiness could beat me

Hey, I was drunk. Clearly I must've transformed into a violent monster.

Maybe a Månster

[Veceria]

Oddly enough, I never entered in that race. Then again, I was probably the most undesirable person in my year at school.

You're almost a doctor now. Wear scrubs everywhere and you'll get all the bitches.

I'm almost a wizard now, if I grow my beard long and wear robes, will it work with the "bitches"?

[The Holy Therns]

Hey, I was drunk. Clearly I must've transformed into a violent monster.

Maybe a Månster

Apart from that!

[Ethel mermania]

I agree on the roads deal, you've lost me at the theme park rant - I have no knowledge of what you're referencing.

This is basically the very first thing anyone entering SC going south along 95 sees.

Ahhh. South of the boarder, the halfway point between nyc and miami.