Is it TET time again already?

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Tis the Greek way of life. Eat!

Secretly, all Greek people are like the witch from Hansel and Gretel and stuff the non-suspecting folk with food only to shove them in the oven and use their meat for their most famous dishes.

Until you look like the Pillsbury Dough Boy, the Greek aunts won't rest easy.

[The Princes of the Universe]

Tis the Greek way of life. Eat!

Secretly, all Greek people are like the witch from Hansel and Gretel and stuff the non-suspecting folk with food only to shove them in the oven and use their meat for their most famous dishes.

Bring on the tzatziki!

[Italios]

Secretly, all Greek people are like the witch from Hansel and Gretel and stuff the non-suspecting folk with food only to shove them in the oven and use their meat for their most famous dishes.

Until you look like the Pillsbury Dough Boy, the Greek aunts won't rest easy.

The scary thing is I have no idea how any of these people are related to me. They all look the same and have the same names (any variation of Alexa/Alex) and have the same Personality. They're almost clones.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Until you look like the Pillsbury Dough Boy, the Greek aunts won't rest easy.

The scary thing is I have no idea how any of these people are related to me. They all look the same and have the same names (any variation of Alexa/Alex) and have the same Personality. They're almost clones.

Like My Big Fat Greek Wedding.

Nick, Nick, Nicki...

[Idzequitch]

Until you look like the Pillsbury Dough Boy, the Greek aunts won't rest easy.

The scary thing is I have no idea how any of these people are related to me. They all look the same and have the same names (any variation of Alexa/Alex) and have the same Personality. They're almost clones.

Should've used them instead of Jango for the army in Attack of the Clones.

[Gallade]

Until you look like the Pillsbury Dough Boy, the Greek aunts won't rest easy.

The scary thing is I have no idea how any of these people are related to me. They all look the same and have the same names (any variation of Alexa/Alex) and have the same Personality. They're almost clones.

There is only the Greek Matriarch and her hivespawn. You'll learn to assimilate, She will feed you into docility.

[Italios]

I'm having wayyyyyy too much fun with this post generator. My best finds so far!

"I love to sell FULL COMMUNISM!"

"Aaaaah! It's time to fill the void created by Shrek!"

"im just small and i savor the rapturous caress of this loathsome flesh suit"

"
i say my dog is perfect but she does have two flaws. 1. her paws smell like doritos and 2. she always tries to accuse me of betraying my fursona"

My ultimate favourite: "excuse me but to be TRULY trans you have to wriggle in the swamp and love capitalism?"

And finally (god someone take this thing away from me): " a little known fact is that there is a worm version of every holiday. for example on worm valentines day we celebrate worm love and pretend to enjoy grass"

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Bioschock Infinite was designed by Trump. There aren't enough drugs to play this ultra nationalist American wet dream.

[Idzequitch]

I'm starting to think my sports obsession may be psychologically unhealthy.

[Italios]

I'm starting to think my sports obsession may be psychologically unhealthy.

TET may not be a good therapist, but please, go on.

[The Princes of the Universe]

I'm starting to think my sports obsession may be psychologically unhealthy.

I suppose it's less damaging than other obsessions one might have.

[Italios]

This is actually kind of deep.

"today we sat down for a talk with god. in the exclusive interview god stated the following: 'the only thing i regret is making people who write an article about misery' "

[Idzequitch]

I'm starting to think my sports obsession may be psychologically unhealthy.

I suppose it's less damaging than other obsessions one might have.

It triggers mood swings. Mood swings that don't tend to stop when the sports do.

[Gallade]

Bioschock Infinite was designed by Trump. There aren't enough drugs to play this ultra nationalist American wet dream.

Oh come on away to the city
A kingdom to behold
Where the bluest skies they float on by
The streets all paved in gold~

[The Princes of the Universe]

I suppose it's less damaging than other obsessions one might have.

It triggers mood swings. Mood swings that don't tend to stop when the sports do.

Do you think it warrants an inquiry into professional help?

[The balkens]

Bioschock Infinite was designed by Trump. There aren't enough drugs to play this ultra nationalist American wet dream.

...

ILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT BIOSHOCK INFINITE IS A DAMN MASTERPIECE.

GOOD DAY.

[Idzequitch]

It triggers mood swings. Mood swings that don't tend to stop when the sports do.

Do you think it warrants an inquiry into professional help?

I dunno. I sort of assume it's connected to my usual issues. They've been less present lately, but it just kinda goes in phases.

[Italios]

Bioschock Infinite was designed by Trump. There aren't enough drugs to play this ultra nationalist American wet dream.

...

ILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT BIOSHOCK INFINITE IS A DAMN MASTERPIECE.

GOOD DAY.

Pfft. Are you actually defending of the lizard man?

[The Princes of the Universe]

Do you think it warrants an inquiry into professional help?

I dunno. I sort of assume it's connected to my usual issues. They've been less present lately, but it just kinda goes in phases.

This sounds like a good place to end it in this thread and switch to TGs unless you're comfortable with disclosing that here.

[The balkens]

...

ILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT BIOSHOCK INFINITE IS A DAMN MASTERPIECE.

GOOD DAY.

Pfft. Are you actually defending of the lizard man?

You mean...

Salamander man.

[Italios]

Pfft. Are you actually defending of the lizard man?

You mean...

Salamander man.

Oh my god you've just exposed us all to the Truth™. I told you nobody was ready for it.

[The balkens]

You mean...

Salamander man.

Oh my god you've just exposed us all to the Truth™. I told you nobody was ready for it.

nyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeesssssss

[The Princes of the Universe]

Oh my god you've just exposed us all to the Truth™. I told you nobody was ready for it.

You mean this little shithead?

[Italios]

Oh my god you've just exposed us all to the Truth™. I told you nobody was ready for it.

nyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeesssssss

I just can't handle the emotional struggle that comes with knowing the Truth™. It's all too much for me.

[The Princes of the Universe]

nyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeesssssss

I just can't handle the emotional struggle that comes with knowing the Truth™. It's all too much for me.

Not to mention the lost body parts.