US General Election Megathread: Trump vs Clinton

by **USS Monitor** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 8:02 pm

Freefall11111 wrote:
Kelinfort wrote:Why not something like #GoodLuckGary?

Because apparently some of Johnson's supporters are the type to both enjoy dick jokes and steal slogans from other campaigns rather than create something original.

You mean people with a sense of humor?

by **Freefall11111** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 8:03 pm

USS Monitor wrote:
Freefall11111 wrote:Because apparently some of Johnson's supporters are the type to both enjoy dick jokes and steal slogans from other campaigns rather than create something original.

You mean people with a sense of humor?

Clearly the only people with a sense of humour are dick joke lovers.

by **Great Feng** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 8:11 pm

I was just scrolling through Trump memes and saw this.

Did he just.....?

by **Socialist Nordia** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 8:14 pm

Great Feng wrote:I was just scrolling through Trump memes and saw this.

Did he just.....?

Trump= total con artist confirmed

by **Astrolinium** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 8:17 pm

Great Feng wrote:I was just scrolling through Trump memes and saw this.

Did he just.....?

No, he didn't.

by **Great Feng** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 8:20 pm

Astrolinium wrote:
Great Feng wrote:I was just scrolling through Trump memes and saw this.

Did he just.....?

No, he didn't.

Damn.

by **USS Monitor** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 8:27 pm

Freefall11111 wrote:
USS Monitor wrote:
You mean people with a sense of humor?

Clearly the only people with a sense of humour are dick joke lovers.

Having a sense of humor does generally enable one to appreciate a good dick joke.

Last.FM · by **Corrian** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 8:30 pm

Here is a good example of the BS related to Benghazi and such

by **Valrifell** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 8:30 pm

USS Monitor wrote:
Freefall11111 wrote:Clearly the only people with a sense of humour are dick joke lovers.

Having a sense of humor does generally enable one to appreciate a good dick joke.

There's only so many times one can read a pun before it fails to amuse.

by **USS Monitor** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 8:34 pm

Valrifell wrote:
USS Monitor wrote:
Having a sense of humor does generally enable one to appreciate a good dick joke.

There's only so many times one can read a pun before it fails to amuse.

That's why they tell you to seek immediate medical attention for an election lasting more than 4 hours. If you keep it up too long, you run out of fresh jokes.

by **The United Territories of Providence** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 8:40 pm

Kelinfort wrote:
Galiantus VII wrote:#FeelTheJohnson!

Why not something like #GoodLuckGary?

Yeah if I'm being honest, the constant association with Johnson being a male appendage and my support being dependent on my wanting to "feel" him...if I wasn't solid Clinton before, I certainly am now. Like as a heterosexual man, I'm just not really into being told to feel any type of Johnson. It's kinda gross, kinda immature, and it sounds like you're submitting to an authority. "FeeltheJohnson" sounds like a command, and I thought the whole point of being Libertarian was not taking any shit from authority. :lol2:

I'm partial to...

#GoodLuckGary
#MakeAmericaGary
#MarryGary
#GaryBeforeScary
#WeldAmericaTogether

or any other non-phallic slogans.

by **USS Monitor** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 8:44 pm

The United Territories of Providence wrote:#MarryGary

Cos that's not weird or kinky or asking people for more than just a political commitment...

by **Astrolinium** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 8:45 pm

USS Monitor wrote:
The United Territories of Providence wrote:#MarryGary

Cos that's not weird or kinky or asking people for more than just a political commitment...

As a political position, everyone being forced to wed Gary Johnson is not very libertarian...

by **The United Territories of Providence** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 8:46 pm

USS Monitor wrote:
The United Territories of Providence wrote:#MarryGary

Cos that's not weird or kinky or asking people for more than just a political commitment...

Relative to "fondle my candidate", I dare say, no it's not

by **Washington Resistance Army** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 8:47 pm

The United Territories of Providence wrote:
USS Monitor wrote:
Cos that's not weird or kinky or asking people for more than just a political commitment...

Relative to "fondle my candidate", I dare say, no it's not

Methinks you read into things too much.

by **Nazeroth** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 8:47 pm

Socialist Nordia wrote:
Great Feng wrote:I was just scrolling through Trump memes and saw this.

Did he just.....?

Trump= total con artist confirmed

After what happend with the FBI and clinton you think trump is good at conning?

by **Astrolinium** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 8:48 pm

#WeldTheJohnson might be a better slogan for you guys.

by **Individual Concerns** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 8:49 pm

The United Territories of Providence wrote:
Kelinfort wrote:Why not something like #GoodLuckGary?

Yeah if I'm being honest, the constant association with Johnson being a male appendage and my support being dependent on my wanting to "feel" him...if I wasn't solid Clinton before, I certainly am now. Like as a heterosexual man, I'm just not really into being told to feel any type of Johnson. It's kinda gross, kinda immature, and it sounds like you're submitting to an authority. "FeeltheJohnson" sounds like a command, and I thought the whole point of being Libertarian was not taking any shit from authority.

I'm partial to...

#GoodLuckGary
#MakeAmericaGary
#MarryGary
#GaryBeforeScary
#WeldAmericaTogether

or any other non-phallic slogans.

Well, stay away from the phone book. There are pages upon pages of Harry Johnsons in there.

Lets see. How about;
#DidNotWant2DoSomethingUsefulButHad2Vote

by **Washington Resistance Army** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 8:50 pm

Astrolinium wrote:#WeldTheJohnson might be a better slogan for you guys.

That's what I use a lot outside of NS, I just know I won't sway many people here so I joke around about things.

by **USS Monitor** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 8:50 pm

Astrolinium wrote:
USS Monitor wrote:
Cos that's not weird or kinky or asking people for more than just a political commitment...

As a political position, everyone being forced to wed Gary Johnson is not very libertarian...

Not libertarian, and I'm pretty sure advocating polygamy would be political suicide.

by **Zurkerx** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 8:51 pm

Washington Resistance Army wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:#WeldTheJohnson might be a better slogan for you guys.

That's what I use a lot outside of NS, I just know I won't sway many people here so I joke around about things.

You use #WeldtheJohnson? Never seen it before. I should start using it.

by **The United Territories of Providence** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 8:51 pm

Washington Resistance Army wrote:
The United Territories of Providence wrote:
Relative to "fondle my candidate", I dare say, no it's not

Methinks you read into things too much.

We established the slogan is a dick joke. There's not a lot of poetry to it, I'm reading what's there. I just think it's distasteful. However, it's irrelevant because it's not even his slogan. Just something supporters use. Even if it was, doesn't really pertain to policy and is kinda off-topic and I'm sorry for even broaching it.

by **USS Monitor** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 8:52 pm

The United Territories of Providence wrote:
USS Monitor wrote:
Cos that's not weird or kinky or asking people for more than just a political commitment...

Relative to "fondle my candidate", I dare say, no it's not

Being married has much more serious legal repercussions and takes much more effort to extricate yourself from when you want to leave.

by **USS Monitor** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 8:53 pm

Astrolinium wrote:#WeldTheJohnson might be a better slogan for you guys.

That just sounds painful... :shock:

by **Astrolinium** » Sat Jul 09, 2016 8:53 pm

USS Monitor wrote:
The United Territories of Providence wrote:
Relative to "fondle my candidate", I dare say, no it's not

Being married has much more serious legal repercussions and takes much more effort to extricate yourself from when you want to leave.

Yeah, making a Jexit isn't as easy as a referendum.

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