Gay Jesus

[Radination (Ancient)]

Jesus gay and Muhammad pedophile.
Perfect.

how do i declare war on you?

[The Alma Mater]

Who says he didn't ?

He makes it clear that the great law of the Torah is the LAW.

Many Chirstians disagree with that. Hence the often repeated things like clothes woven of two fabrics and shrimp cocktails being an abomination, people with glasses being banned from the church etc. etc.

[Namabia]

The Bible speaks strongly against being gay. If someone says Jesus the Son of God is gay, they haven't read the Bible well. God spoke strongly against it. Jesus is God. So he ain't gay. I have a feeling people are saying he's gay because it's funny to them. >.>

He was a gay paedophile, read beyond the bible man!

OMG! Jesus would bust yer ass for that! Seriously, he preached an instant death sentence of peadophiles child rapists.

You wanna yer ass to be kicked by a suspected fairy pacifist?

My guess, being convinced of his mission of love the labels are irrelevant. Jesus is OMNISEXUAL - He just rocks.

What a pity his church's hierarchy turned out to be such a sad, sad bunch of withered celibates and nonces.

Seriously it ain't funny to make fun of someone's beliefs.

[El-Yonder]

The Bible speaks strongly against being gay. If someone says Jesus the Son of God is gay, they haven't read the Bible well. God spoke strongly against it. Jesus is God. So he ain't gay. I have a feeling people are saying he's gay because it's funny to them. >.>

Seconded.

[Dreadful Sagittarius]

I think Namabia is actually being serious...

[Zeppy]

In an interview with US magazine Parade, John said he believed Jesus Christ was a "compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems".

Wait, how does Elton know this? He's pulling our leg. He wasn't around back then.

Yes, he was.
He is Moses to the gays.
Why have you been sleeping in "Gheystory" class?

[The Alma Mater]

We don't. Atheists and evolutionist do. (The Catholics wrote more gospels, not intended by God, so they can not be considered the Bible.)

Really ? Jesus wrote down all that stuff about him himself ? It wasn't a bunch of people that never even met him ?

Wow.

[Zeppy]

Jesus gay and Muhammad pedophile.
Perfect.

how do i declare war on you?

ALT+F4

[Angleter]

No, since he would have repealed all the stuff against homosexuals and other such deviants in the Torah.

The Mosaic Law was 'repealed' (so to speak) by Jesus wasn't it? And I don't think he personally said anything against homosexuality. If I recall correctly the condemnations of homosexuality in the New Testament were in the letters to the various congregations written by some of the diciples. I'll go factcheck.

But Jesus said: "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil." That pretty much means that anything he doesn't contradict (like eating pork, since he said that evil does not come from anything you ingest) goes- that is unless it's barbaric and we now know better thanks to science.

The Bible speaks strongly against being gay. If someone says Jesus the Son of God is gay, they haven't read the Bible well. God spoke strongly against it. Jesus is God. So he ain't gay. I have a feeling people are saying he's gay because it's funny to them. >.>

He was a gay paedophile, read beyond the bible man!

What? You mean the stuff atheists and evolutionists made just to tick Christians off?

Hey - if Christians can make up stuff about him, so can everyone else.

We don't. Atheists and evolutionist do. (The Catholics wrote more gospels, not intended by God, so they can not be considered the Bible.)

We wrote more gospels? I thought we kicked out all but four of them. What 'extra Gospels' did we write? And God did not 'intend' the Gospels- the Gospels are four biographies of Jesus, presumably written or inspired by those who knew him.

[Tokos]

You are so certain that they never met him. Unless you mean Paul, who never met the man Jesus.

[Yenke-Bin]

I'm pretty sure the Son of God had more important things than sex on his mind while walking on this earth. You know, like trying to the save the world from itself. Trying to teach people their true identity. Trying to teach others how to love, serve, and be the best humans possible.

[El-Yonder]

Jesus gay and Muhammad pedophile.
Perfect.

Moron.
Really, you think that if Jesus repelled homosexuality, he would be it himself?
I think there's a reason why He created Adam & Eve, as opposed to Adam & Steve, or Eve & Edna.

Really.

[The Parkus Empire]

Well yeah, he slept with an underage boy in a tent.
It's in one of the gospels removed from the bible though.

Source?
Really, I cannot find anything that is backing up you statement, other then a stale movie.

This, theoretically:

But the youth, looking upon him, loved him and began to beseech him that he might be with him. And going out of the tomb they came into the house of the youth, for he was rich. And after six days Jesus told him what to do and in the evening the youth comes to him, wearing a linen cloth over his naked body. And he remained with him that night, for Jesus taught him the mystery of the kingdom of God. And thence, arising, he returned to the other side of the Jordan.[2]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secret_Gospel_of_Mark

[The Alma Mater]

You are so certain that they never met him. Unless you mean Paul, who never met the man Jesus.

Considering they lived decades or centuries after Jesus died, I daresay them meeting him is unlikely.
If not, the Book of Mormon should of course be considered not made up as well.

[Namabia]

We don't. Atheists and evolutionist do. (The Catholics wrote more gospels, not intended by God, so they can not be considered the Bible.)

Really ? Jesus wrote down all that stuff about him himself ? It wasn't a bunch of people that never even met him ?

Wow.

Really stop tryin to tick me off. The main New Testament was written by Paul,Luke,John,Matthew,and Mark. The other's were written by others. The Catholics got side-tracked and wrote a couple others. Whatever is in the New Testament was intended by God.Anything else that isn't New Testament is not God's will, so it can not be trusted.

[Zeppy]

Jesus gay and Muhammad pedophile.
Perfect.

Moron.
Really, you think that if Jesus repelled homosexuality, he would be it himself?
I think there's a reason why He created Adam & Eve, as opposed to Adam & Steve, or Eve & Edna.

Really.

Twas but a joke.

[Tokos]

Only sick minds would construe that as homosexual acts. Goes to show, I guess.

It's not in the canon anyway.

[Zeppy]

This, theoretically:

But the youth, looking upon him, loved him and began to beseech him that he might be with him. And going out of the tomb they came into the house of the youth, for he was rich. And after six days Jesus told him what to do and in the evening the youth comes to him, wearing a linen cloth over his naked body. And he remained with him that night, for Jesus taught him the mystery of the kingdom of God. And thence, arising, he returned to the other side of the Jordan.[2]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secret_Gospel_of_Mark

Yeah, I found it before posting that.

[Chumblywumbly]

What's the point of speculating about the sexuality of a fictional character?

Fanfic.

[The Parkus Empire]

Moron.
Really, you think that if Jesus repelled homosexuality, he would be it himself?
I think there's a reason why He created Adam & Eve, as opposed to Adam & Steve, or Eve & Edna.

Really.

Adam and Eve are a myth, and you're a troll, methinks.

[Tekania]

The Bible speaks strongly against being gay. If someone says Jesus the Son of God is gay, they haven't read the Bible well. God spoke strongly against it. Jesus is God. So he ain't gay. I have a feeling people are saying he's gay because it's funny to them. >.>

He was a gay paedophile, read beyond the bible man!

What? You mean the stuff atheists and evolutionists made just to tick Christians off?

Hey - if Christians can make up stuff about him, so can everyone else.

We don't. Atheists and evolutionist do. (The Catholics wrote more gospels, not intended by God, so they can not be considered the Bible.)

WTF is an evolutionist?

[The Alma Mater]

Jesus gay and Muhammad pedophile.
Perfect.

Moron.
Really, you think that if Jesus repelled homosexuality, he would be it himself?
I think there's a reason why He created Adam & Eve, as opposed to Adam & Steve, or Eve & Edna.

Really.

Eeehm - he created Adam and Lilith.
But because Lilith did not want to be under Adam al the time, she dumped him.
God THEN created Adams second wife, Eve.

At least, that is how people often explain the vastly different stories in Genesis.

[Andaluciae]

Swordfish. How the heck am I supposed to know?

[Namabia]

This, theoretically:

But the youth, looking upon him, loved him and began to beseech him that he might be with him. And going out of the tomb they came into the house of the youth, for he was rich. And after six days Jesus told him what to do and in the evening the youth comes to him, wearing a linen cloth over his naked body. And he remained with him that night, for Jesus taught him the mystery of the kingdom of God. And thence, arising, he returned to the other side of the Jordan.[2]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secret_Gospel_of_Mark

Yeah, I found it before posting that.

Written by the Catholics. Not intended by God.

[Zeppy]

What's the point of speculating about the sexuality of a fictional character?

Fanfic.

Yaoi.