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What do you do?

Something adventurous and awesome
43
19%
Spend time with family/friends
31
14%
Sleep
15
7%
Buy things you can't pay for/shop
4
2%
Fuck (well, you never know...)
27
12%
Drugs
0
No votes
Booze
0
No votes
Drugs, fucking, AND booze
49
22%
Crime (you sicko)
23
10%
Other
32
14%
 
Total votes : 224

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Dominated Earth
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Postby Dominated Earth » Sun Apr 24, 2016 4:35 pm

Start a party, invite everyone, get drunk and laid. Also I gotta die fighting.
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NERVUN
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Postby NERVUN » Sun Apr 24, 2016 4:36 pm

San Marlindo wrote:
NERVUN wrote:Erm... as someone who HAS eaten fugu, and eats it every year (And not dead yet), may I note that it isn't the meat of the fish that's the problem and is indeed quite delicious?


You have a good cook.

Trying to consume it without the proper removal of the venom will almost certainly kill you.

*shrugs* I get my fugu from licenced chefs. It's quite safe then.
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Kanzaki Ranko
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Founded: Oct 30, 2015
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Postby Kanzaki Ranko » Sun Apr 24, 2016 4:40 pm

I'm really not certain what I'd do.

I put crime because it seems like everyone is imagining worst-case-scenarios for that option. :lol:
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The Forsworn Knights
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Founded: Aug 28, 2014
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Postby The Forsworn Knights » Sun Apr 24, 2016 4:42 pm

San Marlindo wrote:
The Forsworn Knights wrote:Eating craptons of junkfood while hiring a prostitute, smoking weed, and making vulgar comments about politicians I dont like.


Usual for you or a first?

The junk food is usual, and I use intelligent statements of my opinion to rebuke politicians. The prostitutes and weed would be a first though.
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Sunken Island of Rhinomuraena
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Postby Sunken Island of Rhinomuraena » Sun Apr 24, 2016 4:45 pm

ACtually, I change my mind. I would go to the poorest place I can find, and shoot off an air cannon loaded with 1$ coins in an attempt to try and get people fighting and killing each other over something.

I'm a horrible person.
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Nweh.
I'm debatably alive.
Don't do anxiety, existential depression, or not eating. Basically don't be me.
Welp.

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Internationalist Bastard
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Founded: Aug 09, 2015
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Postby Internationalist Bastard » Sun Apr 24, 2016 4:49 pm

Sunken Island of Rhinomuraena wrote:ACtually, I change my mind. I would go to the poorest place I can find, and shoot off an air cannon loaded with 1$ coins in an attempt to try and get people fighting and killing each other over something.

I'm a horrible person.

I'll add that to my Roman Emperor orgy
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The United Equstrian Front
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Founded: Mar 04, 2016
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Postby The United Equstrian Front » Sun Apr 24, 2016 4:51 pm

Eh just walk for the rest of my time left and probably stop at Wendy's and get all the chicken nuggets and fries with barbecue sauce I could then die in some random bed.

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The Serbian Empire
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Postby The Serbian Empire » Sun Apr 24, 2016 4:53 pm

Nah, just buy a bunch of shoes and satin and demand to be buried with them for the afterlife.
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Jordkloden
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Postby Jordkloden » Sun Apr 24, 2016 4:58 pm

To be honest, I'd probably just snap and start beating the fuck out of people.
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Doom Legions
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Founded: Apr 11, 2015
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Postby Doom Legions » Sun Apr 24, 2016 5:02 pm

I'd have to find a suitable candidate to pass my plans for World Domination to. Either that or carry them out prematurely, rule the world for a day, then die.
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Kelinfort
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Postby Kelinfort » Sun Apr 24, 2016 5:03 pm

Spend all my time talking about how stupid his hypothetical is.

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Fenexia and holochrome
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Posts: 190
Founded: Sep 05, 2014
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Postby Fenexia and holochrome » Sun Apr 24, 2016 5:03 pm

Hold my ISP hostage for forcing data caps. I'll make the world a better place.

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Conservative Republic Of Huang
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Founded: Jul 09, 2015
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Postby Conservative Republic Of Huang » Sun Apr 24, 2016 5:06 pm

San Marlindo wrote:
6Marion9 wrote:
Get your affairs in order? Who cares about that stuff, you'll be dead! Hedonism is the best policy for death impending situations.


Everybody needs to write a will, especially if you're too young to have thought of it before.

You could neglect that, and allow possesions to revert to the state. Anyways, I'd probably go crazy, burn money, do everything I want to do but shouldn't.
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Internationalist Bastard
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Postby Internationalist Bastard » Sun Apr 24, 2016 5:07 pm

Conservative Republic Of Huang wrote:
San Marlindo wrote:
Everybody needs to write a will, especially if you're too young to have thought of it before.

You could neglect that, and allow possesions to revert to the state. Anyways, I'd probably go crazy, burn money, do everything I want to do but shouldn't.

Wait you guys don't write out your wills?
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Senkaku
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Postby Senkaku » Sun Apr 24, 2016 5:08 pm

San Marlindo wrote:I dearly pray "murder" and "fuck" aren't the two most common responses on this thread.

I was about to say both of these, but robbery and arson are up there as well.
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Luminesa
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Postby Luminesa » Sun Apr 24, 2016 5:11 pm

Noraika wrote:Eat my favourite foods. Get my affairs in order. Spend time with my close friends, and say my goodbyes. Then probably just sleep what time I had left away.


Yours is a sensible response. Nice. :lol:
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Diopolis
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Postby Diopolis » Sun Apr 24, 2016 5:12 pm

First, visit church to pray and confess, and if at all possible receive the Eucharist.
Then, speak to family and friends. Get my affairs in order as much as possible.
Then time for last rites. Spend the rest of the day in prayer.
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Sunken Island of Rhinomuraena
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Postby Sunken Island of Rhinomuraena » Sun Apr 24, 2016 5:13 pm

Luminesa wrote:
Noraika wrote:Eat my favourite foods. Get my affairs in order. Spend time with my close friends, and say my goodbyes. Then probably just sleep what time I had left away.


Yours is a sensible response. Nice. :lol:

Noo, don't just sleep the time away, overdose on sedatives.
Then you don't feel any pain from the painful death. You wouldn't be able to sleep, anyways. That kind of death is painful.
I know from experience. *grins*
Nweh.
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Don't do anxiety, existential depression, or not eating. Basically don't be me.
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Luminesa
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Postby Luminesa » Sun Apr 24, 2016 5:14 pm

Jochistan wrote:Go to the zoo and pet everything.


I laughed way too hard at this. :rofl:

*Pets goats.*
*Pets tigers.*
*Pets monkeys.*
*Hugs bear.*
*Thinks: "This is probably not a good idea."*
*Thinks as bear eats you: "Nope. Not a good idea at all."*
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"I'm just a singer of simple songs, I'm not a real political man. I watch CNN, but I'm not sure I can tell you the difference in Iraq and Iran. But I know Jesus, and I talk to God, and I remember this from when I was young:
faith, hope and love are some good things He gave us...
and the greatest is love."
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Luminesa
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Postby Luminesa » Sun Apr 24, 2016 5:18 pm

Let's see...pray my rosary, write a few short stories (because I do want to leave something behind), call everyone I love and tell them bye, play all my video games, play a prank on my sister, and then cuddle with my cat and go to sleep.

*Cries at the thought.*
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Unofficial #1 fan of the Who Dat Nation.
"I'm just a singer of simple songs, I'm not a real political man. I watch CNN, but I'm not sure I can tell you the difference in Iraq and Iran. But I know Jesus, and I talk to God, and I remember this from when I was young:
faith, hope and love are some good things He gave us...
and the greatest is love."
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Help the Ukrainian people, here's some sources!
Help bring home First Nation girls! Now with more ways to help!
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Luminesa
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Postby Luminesa » Sun Apr 24, 2016 5:19 pm

Diopolis wrote:First, visit church to pray and confess, and if at all possible receive the Eucharist.
Then, speak to family and friends. Get my affairs in order as much as possible.
Then time for last rites. Spend the rest of the day in prayer.


I add these things to mine.

Also, Morning Mass!
Catholic, pro-life, and proud of it. I prefer my debates on religion, politics, and sports with some coffee and a little Aquinas and G.K. CHESTERTON here and there. :3
Unofficial #1 fan of the Who Dat Nation.
"I'm just a singer of simple songs, I'm not a real political man. I watch CNN, but I'm not sure I can tell you the difference in Iraq and Iran. But I know Jesus, and I talk to God, and I remember this from when I was young:
faith, hope and love are some good things He gave us...
and the greatest is love."
-Alan Jackson
Help the Ukrainian people, here's some sources!
Help bring home First Nation girls! Now with more ways to help!
Jesus loves all of His children in Eastern Europe - pray for peace.
Pray for Ukraine, Wear Sunflowers In Your Hair

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Postby Donut section » Sun Apr 24, 2016 5:22 pm

San Marlindo wrote:So let's say you ate the blowfish meat or some equally absurd hypothetical and have twenty-four hours to live.

Twenty-four hours. No less, no more.

What would you do? How would you spend your last short hours on this mortal coil?

Now some people have gone out and done some pretty amazing things before they died if they knew it was coming, I think it'll be the perfect time to do a crazy "Win" compilation for YouTube or something. Or maybe you want to go out with a bang, like stealing Punxsutawney Phil and driving off the cliff. But I know one thing I'll be looking forward to doing: sleep.

Yeah, Imma sleep it off. I love sleep more than life itself so it only feels right to spend my last few hours under sedation, dreaming wonderful dreams before lightly drifting away - as opposed to being conscious the whole time which would suck.


Same thing I do now, work. It's the highest civic duty I can perform.

You can't choose when the end is going to be, but you can choose to do the best you can until it comes.

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Internationalist Bastard
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Postby Internationalist Bastard » Sun Apr 24, 2016 5:25 pm

Donut section wrote:
San Marlindo wrote:So let's say you ate the blowfish meat or some equally absurd hypothetical and have twenty-four hours to live.

Twenty-four hours. No less, no more.

What would you do? How would you spend your last short hours on this mortal coil?

Now some people have gone out and done some pretty amazing things before they died if they knew it was coming, I think it'll be the perfect time to do a crazy "Win" compilation for YouTube or something. Or maybe you want to go out with a bang, like stealing Punxsutawney Phil and driving off the cliff. But I know one thing I'll be looking forward to doing: sleep.

Yeah, Imma sleep it off. I love sleep more than life itself so it only feels right to spend my last few hours under sedation, dreaming wonderful dreams before lightly drifting away - as opposed to being conscious the whole time which would suck.


Same thing I do now, work. It's the highest civic duty I can perform.

You can't choose when the end is going to be, but you can choose to do the best you can until it comes.

Dude did you like, spawn from the Workers Collective or something
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Demon Catz
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Founded: Apr 24, 2015
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Postby Demon Catz » Sun Apr 24, 2016 5:29 pm

San Marlindo wrote:
Barboneia wrote:I'd probably just kill myself before I actually reach my expiration date. I wouldn't be able to take the pressure, and I'm impatient.


It doesn't do to just kill yourself. You have to go out in the most awesome way possible.

Preferably by kidnapping a groundhog.

You must ruin Groundhogs day for all
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Postby Donut section » Sun Apr 24, 2016 5:31 pm

Internationalist Bastard wrote:
Donut section wrote:
Same thing I do now, work. It's the highest civic duty I can perform.

You can't choose when the end is going to be, but you can choose to do the best you can until it comes.

Dude did you like, spawn from the Workers Collective or something


No I just have limited options. Criminal history, no-poor education and what not.

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